Volume 5 Bloodstained Rivers and Lakes Chapter 27 The Battle of Xinglin 6
"I said how the breath of this world is so chaotic, so wonderful, it turns out that someone has already entered." A large-headed man with white hair and glasses appeared in mid-air.
"What do you have to do with them, just solve the two protagonists quickly." A blue-haired woman with narrow-rimmed eyes said.
"Immortals!"
"The gods have appeared!"
The beggar disciples below knelt down and kowtowed to the "immortals", and even some helmsmen and elders knelt down.
"Abyssal?" Liao Hua asked, looking at the sky.
"Yohe, it seems that you are the first people who met our abyss, and you didn't react at all. Don't you usually see us turn around and run? "A red-haired woman in leather clothes reappeared in the airway.
"They've been trapped in our enchantment-exam room, how can they run?" A thin, green-haired man appeared and said. Then five more people appeared in the sky intermittently.
"Red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, purple, white, black. Brother: Are they Team Rainbow? Little Cherry pulled the corner of Liao Hua's clothes and asked.
"You're Team Rainbow, your whole family is a rainbow! Listen, little girl, we are the famous cultural team in the abyss, and we are 'astronomy and geography'. The thin green man said with a globe in his hand.
"Don't underestimate the girl, I'm a cultural team - a natural creature." The cyan double ponytail Lori said.
"It seems that everyone's class contradictions are very big, and my own cultural team - moral thought." The black-haired old man said with a smile.
"Let your uh elemental rise in the flames, Little Culture Team - Organic Chemistry." The purple-haired handsome man said with the flame in his right hand.
"You don't know anything about power, remember my name, Team Culture - Physical Sciences." The yellow-haired muscular man said with a huge lever.
"Remember the lesson of this time, Cultural Team - Modern History." The orange-haired thick mirror man held a bronze mirror and said.
"Hello everyone, I'm Culture Team - Word Grammar." The blue-haired, narrow-framed-eyed woman in the suit said.
"Here's the point, be sure to remember the Queen's Cultural Team - Reading and Writing." The red-haired leather-clad woman said with a whip.
"Geometric algebra," the white-haired, big-headed man said with a triangle in his eyes.
"The ghost is not gone, how many years has Lao Tzu graduated, how can I still meet a few of you." Po Jun didn't know what to remember.
"Brother, what do they mean?" Little Cherry asked.
"They want to say they're everyone's nightmare." Liao Hua pouted and said.
"By the way, how can they be in the air for so long?" Feng Lei Zun asked with a frown.
"As far as their comic appearance doesn't look like it's beyond the heavenly level, I guess it's what role the exam room enchantment they said before." Liao Hua mobilized the True Eye to check it out, only to find that sure enough, the apricot forest was surrounded by a strange field force.
"Gang Leader Qiao, the Western Xia soldiers and horses outside will be handed over to you, and we have to deal with these people in front of us first. Beware of their 'sorrowful breeze'! After speaking, Liao Hua and the others also rushed into the air and killed the cultural team.
It's not that Liao Hua doesn't want to draw a gun to fight far away, but the opponent's number is more than twice as many as theirs, and he doesn't have a shooting environment at all, so he can't use the enemy's body to reduce the impact surface as close combat.
Seeing the four people rushing over, the cultural team looked at each other and smiled, and then said solemnly: "I declare in the name of mathematics", "language", "English", "physics", "history", "chemistry", "politics", "biology" and "geography"
"Exam begins!"
Then the barrier began to shrink until it completely enveloped the four men.
Shortly after the barrier disappeared, the sound of horses' hooves in the distance gradually approached, and suddenly the horn sounded three times, and the eight horses split into two rows and rushed into the forest. The occupants of the eight horses were armed with spears and a small flag tied to their heads. The spearhead is shining, and you can vaguely see that the four small flags on the left are embroidered with the two white characters of "Western Xia", and the four sides of the right are embroidered with the two white characters of "Helian", and there are other Western Xia characters on the flag. Then eight horses divided into two rows and galloped into the forest. Immediately, four people cheered, and four people beat the drum.
The beggars all frowned secretly: "This battle is completely a march and a battle, but where is the meeting of heroes and heroes on the rivers and lakes?" ”
After the trumpeter and drummer, eight Western Xia warriors entered. Qiao Feng saw the expressions of these eight people, obviously all of them had excellent martial arts, and thought: "It seems that this is the character in Yipintang." The eight warriors stood on the left and right, and slowly walked into the apricot grove on horseback.
Immediately, the passenger was wearing a red brocade robe, thirty-four or five years old, with a hooked nose and a beard. He was followed by a man with an extremely tall body and a huge nose, and as soon as he entered the forest, he shouted: "The general of the Western Xia Kingdom has arrived, and the leader of the beggar gang has come forward to pay respects." "This voice is yin and yang, and it makes people so tired.
Qiao Feng said: "The beggar brothers are reckless, if the Western Xia generals meet each other with courtesy, we can't climb high, please ask the general to visit my prince and chief of the Great Song Dynasty, don't use it to see us for food." If you meet as a fellow martial artist, the general is a guest from afar, please dismount and greet the host. ”
The big nose said: "You are a man named Hanako, and you still want me to add a general to talk to you?" Squinted at the dog-beating stick in Qiao Feng's hand, he knew that it was an important matter for the beggar gang, and said, "Well, this bamboo stick is crystal green, and it's not bad to use it to make a broom handle." With a wave of his arm, he swung his whip and rolled it towards the dog-beating stick.
Qiao Feng stretched out his arm expressionlessly, letting the horsewhip roll on his arm, and with a bend of his arm, the big-nosed man could no longer sit in the saddle, jumped and stood on the ground. Then Qiao Feng pulled the other party directly over, and the other party saw that it was not good, and hurriedly took off the horse whip in his hand. , In this move just now, the big-nosed man was pulled off the horse, and the horsewhip was lost again, which can be said to be a loss.
Although the big-nosed man suffered a small setback, he remained silent at all, and said: "The person who asks for food is really very imposing, and he is reluctant to give even a bamboo stick." ”
Qiao Feng said: "The heroes of the Western Xia Kingdom have set a date with our gang, for what?" ”
The man said: "My general heard that the Central Plains Beggars Gang has two stunts, one is the cat stick method, and the other is the eighteen palms of the snake, and I want to see it." ”
When the beggars heard this, they were all furious, this person deliberately said that the dog stick method was the cat stick method, and the eighteen palms of the dragon were said to be the eighteen palms of the snake, which was obviously extremely insulting.
Qiao Feng said: "You want to see the cat-beating stick method and the eighteen palms of the snake descending from our gang, it is not difficult at all." As long as there are simmering cats and leper snakes, the scheming son has its own way to deal with it. Will you learn to be a cat, or do you learn to be a snake? ”
Elder Wu laughed and said, "The other party is a dragon, so we have descended the dragon." The other party is a snake, and he can't be better at catching snakes. ”
Elder Chen said: "I think they are just three-legged cats......" As soon as he said this, he suddenly coughed loudly, followed by severe pain in his eyes, and he couldn't open them, and tears poured out endlessly.
The beggars shouted: "It's not good, Tartar stirring up ghosts!" "What's in your eyes?" "I can't open my eyes anymore." Their eyes stinged, and tears flowed down their faces. Wang Yuyan, A Zhu, A Bi, and Li Qingluo brought everyone who couldn't open their eyes.
It turns out that the Xixia people have sprinkled the "sad crisp breeze" in the apricot forest in this instant, which is a colorless and odorless poisonous gas, which is to collect the poison in the Xixia Snow Mountain Joy Valley to make water, usually in the bottle, when used, their own nose has long been stuffed with antidotes, uncorked, poisonous water vapor comes out, it is like a breeze blowing the body, no matter how clever you are, you can't detect it, and the eyes are stinging, and the poisonous gas has rushed into the mind. After poisoning, tears fall like rain, which is called "sadness", the whole body cannot move, it is called "crisp", and the poisonous gas is colorless and odorless, which is called "fresh wind". But when I heard the sound of "coo" and "ah-yo", the beggars fell to the ground one after another.
"Let's go!" Bai Shijing was scheming, and he felt that something was wrong at the first time, so he ran over quickly, and ran out of the apricot forest with Mrs. Ma Kang Min on his shoulders with bated breath.
"Haha, I see that you are still arrogant now." The big-nosed man who speaks yin and yang is called Nu Erhai. Then he gave his men a look, and then the four cavalry chased in the direction of Bai Shijing's escape.
"It's broken, it's still their way." Qiao Feng couldn't help but get anxious in his heart.
At this time, a person behind Nu Erhai said in a rough voice: "Haha, my master is really prescient. As he spoke, he squeezed out of the crowd and stood with his hands on his hips.
Seeing this person's ugly appearance and fierce expression, the group of beggars suddenly heard Duan Yu say loudly: "You, you are the third child of the South China Sea Crocodile God Yue?" ”
"Fart, Lao Tzu is the second child of Yue!" Yue Laosan jumped up and shouted.
"Whoever asked you to come out and speak, don't go back!" Nu Erhai scolded Yue Laosan.
"Click!" Yue Laosan turned around directly, and a crocodile scissors cut the frightened Nu Erhai in half and said: "Damn, Lao Tzu has long seen that you are not pleasing to the eye, and you are crooked." Then he came to Qiao Feng's side in the surprised eyes of everyone, and threw a small bottle to Qiao Feng and said, "My master has long thought that Xixia will use this trick against you, so let me dive ...... That's right, lurking in Yipintang, the purpose is to bring you the antidote to the sorrowful breeze. ”
Qiao Feng, who had seen Yue Laosan coming over and was about to make a move, hurriedly asked after hearing this, "Who is the master who dares to ask Your Excellency?" ”
Yue Laosan pointed to the big white ball in the sky and said, "It's over there." ”
"Could it be the Wind and Thunder Venerable?" Qiao Feng asked.
"No, my master is a broken army." Yue Laosan said proudly.
The people present who heard this couldn't help but recall the scene of breaking the army and beating people before, and then tears unconsciously flowed down again.
At this time, we changed our gaze to the air again, and Liao Hua and the others seemed to be in a pure white world after being surrounded by white light, and the Chinese team in this world was high and stood on the edge of the podium.
"The exam has officially begun, please listen to the first question: ......"