Chapter 88: Yi Weidong
"What is your education?" After reading the knife, Lao Wang suddenly changed the topic.
"What are you asking for? Want to introduce me to a girlfriend? Xiao Lu asked.
"I'm so outstanding that I just got mixed up with a girlfriend, how can I introduce you to extraneous. I asked you about your academic qualifications because I wanted to know how much you knew about internal force equipment, especially the principles behind it. ”
"I graduated from a local technical school. It belongs to the technical secondary school degree. How's that, I'm afraid! Little Lu said calmly.
"I've seen a lot of complex internal force machinery abroad, such as mechanical tentacles, deformed weapons, internal force guns, etc., what do you think of these things?" Lao Wang asked.
"Most of it is redundant. In order to look good and be cool, just pretending to be forced. Practical ones have to be old things like traditional swords and guns. The principle of the weapon itself is actually an extension of the human body, and if you can't reach it with your hand, then add another section, is it enough? And for combat, what is the most effective way to add this section? Of course, sharp knives, swords, and spears are the most direct and effective.
"The internal force alloy is commonly known as dark iron, which is currently only produced in a few areas of our country, and its main performance is to allow the internal force of the martial artist to extend into, and to make the martial artist have a feeling like using his own limbs. It's really like an arm. But there are two fundamental differences between it and the real use of one's own limbs, one is that there is a time difference, and the martial artist does not perceive his own limbs as fast as he perceives his own limbs. The second is the consumption of internal force, the conversion rate of the general dark iron is only about 30% of the human body, and the high-grade dark iron is only 60%.
"Just imagine, you get a deformed weapon, and before you can turn into the shape of your hand, other people's knives are on your head, and you say that you are not looking for death! Internal force equipment is different from ordinary equipment, isn't it that martial artists can use internal force equipment like their own fingers? Martial artists can perceive the world through internal force weapons, and this perception is, of course, as simple and fast as possible. Xiao Lu said with a disdainful face.
"Where's the internal force firearms?" Lao Wang asked again.
"Internal force firearms are a good complement to the abilities of low-level martial artists. But it's still a chicken rib for the masters. Now the best internal force firearms can shoot a bullet with an initial velocity of eight times the speed of sound, but the reaction of the upright internal force master is basically no time difference, the bullet is discharged, the master has a reaction, the two masters fight, if you rely on the firearm, when you pull the trigger, you will extend your attention and internal force to the gun, and then rely on the speed of the bullet to attack the opponent, then you have fallen behind. ”
"I had the opportunity to use the Russian-style internal force rack a while ago, and it feels pretty good."
"What's the difference between it and an internal force firearm? It's not all about using external forces to assist you in exercising your internal forces. The gun is the explosive in the cartridge case, and the rack is powered by more than a dozen engines around it. Honestly, are you comfortable when you don't wear it? Xiao Lu asked.
"Of course it's not comfortable to wear anymore. But in battle, if I wear it for ten days, and if I don't wear it for five days, can you say that it doesn't do any good? ”
"We can't talk about the result out of the situation in isolation from reality, that's hooliganism. I've been talking about the usefulness of these internal force devices in the context of a duel between two internal force masters. At this time, you said that on the battlefield, of course, there are advantages to equipment on the battlefield, and this needs to be said. A machine gun is certainly more effective than a knife in war. ”
Lao Wang said cautiously: "Having said so much, I just want to ask if you can make a pair of internal force racks?" ”
Xiao Lu ate potato chips, squinted at Lao Wang from the corner of his eye, snorted coldly, and then said, "After so many tongues, you finally showed your fox tail." I won't do it! ”
"It's not for you to do it all, I can find someone to design the drawings, you just have to process the parts......"
Xiao Lu interrupted him and scolded angrily, "Do you want my life? The internal force rack is a military material strictly controlled by the state and the martial arts guild, only a few martial artists approved by the military are eligible to have an internal force rack, you have been demobilized, not a soldier, you are in the country but want an internal force rack, what are your intentions? Want to rebel? ”
"I don't believe that those warrior bigwigs don't have an internal force rack hidden in their homes, after all, it is a kind of group combat weapon. After I came back from the front line, I can see clearly, what kind of national laws and disciplines, the regulations of the martial arts guild, are all special bullshit! The bigwigs of those guilds blatantly violated the law and discipline, and they didn't treat us low-level martial artists and ordinary people as human beings at all. I'm at such a midstream level, can I protect myself without getting something? Lao Wang couldn't help but raise his voice as he spoke.
Xiao Lu looked at Lao Wang in a daze, and only after a while did he hold back a sentence: "It seems that you have been stimulated a lot in the past few days after you retired from the army." But you have a for you to say so much, you don't have any money at all! Even the knife in your hand now is borrowed from me, and you still worry about the internal force rack, are I a fool? I've sold out of crutches, I took off my watch and I want my bike, right? ”
This joke completely diluted the serious emotions of the discussion between the two sides just now, and Lao Wang laughed out loud after hearing the "poof", and then said: "I must have the money before I can order something from you, why do you think of me as someone." No matter how thick-skinned I am, I can't do such a thing. ”
Xiao Lu said disdainfully: "You just came to pick up a knife with a processing fee of 100,000 yuan with a bag of broken potato chips, and you dare to say that you can't do such a thing." ”
"Don't deceive people too much, surnamed Lu, when I have money, see if I don't take bundles of RMB to stone you to death. The Sprinkle family wants to put bundles of money from here to Beijing, so that you can kneel and pick up a stack of money from here to Beijing, and I will directly order a more than ten meters high variant King Kong, all made of internal force alloy. Let you work in a small workshop for many years as an adult, and see if I am tired of you! ”
"I can't ask for it! Hurry up, hurry up and get the money to insult me! ”
"Alas! I have limited ability to do this kind of big thing. I can't help it. Lao Wang ate a little supportively, lay on his back on the long bench, and said to the beam.
Xiao Lu didn't answer, but walked out the door.
There was a "bang", and something was thrown on the floor of the house. Lao Wang sat up from the bench and looked at the ground, only to see a pair of tattered lower body racks thrown by Xiao Lu in the center of the ground.
"Take it and use it! A mercenary arrived at me, I revised it, and I couldn't make a move. Xiao Lu said generously.
"Send me? Xiao Lu, what can you say about it, I think the touching thing about friendship is definitely more than love...... "Lao Wang was about to cry with gratitude.
Xiao Lu Zhen interrupted Lao Wang's emotion: "Send? You dream! When have I ever given someone something away? It's rental! There is a rent to pay, 100 yuan per day, and if there is damage, the repair fee will be calculated. ”
"Xiao Lu, it's not me talking about you, you're good at everything, but you're too greedy for money, you will never find a girlfriend like this, and you won't be able to find a good friend, you will be lonely for the rest of your life."
"You know the, I'm not greedy for money at all! Money is just a cloud for me. I'm filial piety! Obey the hadith of my mother, and never disobey it. I'm filial, you know? ”
"How about fifty dollars a day?" Lao Wang wants to save some money, after all, he is a person who has a girlfriend and wants to save some wife.
"Lao Wang, the more you live, the more you pull back, what a bold and atmospheric man you were before, how to grind and grind now is not happy. Ninety a day, no less. Besides, I won't even confiscate your deposit. ”
"Seventy!"
"Oops! I hate to bargain with people the most, eighty, stop being verbose, no less will not rent. ”
"Deal!" Lao Wang successfully talked to this iron rooster for twenty yuan, and he was already very satisfied. He grabbed a rag and walked over to pick up the half-length rack and dusted it off.
"That's my panties. Not a rag! Xiao Lu said heartbrokenly.
In disgust, Lao Wang threw away the rags in his hand, and then put on this half-length rack. He walked out of the house, looked at the sky, and then crouched down and jumped straight up.
Xiao Lu also walked out, only to see Lao Wang jumping high, and couldn't help but use the opening background music of the old version of "Journey to the West" to dub Lao Wang: "Lose it, lose it......". Lao Wang really imitated the scene of Sun Monkey jumping out of the stone in the film, and turned a few heels before landing.
"Not bad! The internal force is conveyed smoothly and is very comfortable to use. Lao Wang gave a pertinent evaluation.
Xiao Lu looked proud: "You don't look at who modified it." ”
"Oh, yes." Lao Wang took out the flake he got from the monster from his pocket, handed it to Xiao Lu and said, "You can show me what this thing is." ”
Xiao Lu took it and looked at it, broke it hard, but didn't move, and then threw internal force into it, but it didn't work, he threw it back to Lao Wang casually, and said: "I don't know what it is, anyway, I don't need this thing here, I don't have internal force at all." ”
Lao Wang touched the imperceptible lines on the slices, and felt that this thing must have a secret. He put up the flakes and said, "Forget it, I'll look for someone else." ”
"I'll sleep with you and know how to leave."
"Accommodation fee ......"
"On the books!"
"Then it's on credit, no!" Xiao Lu said and took out the clay box from his pocket and said, "Come, let's go into the house and go through the procedures for accommodation fees......