Chapter 009: Next door lives the Guanghan Palace
"Yao Zhu, yesterday Lao Tzu pinched you to look at you, you dare to retaliate, I think you are the birthday boy hanged, and you have a long life. Shi Fan made a threatening voice and frightened Shi Zhu straight back, "You...... Don't come here, my boyfriend won't let you go. ”
"Song Yuanqing, he's a fart, I'm going to touch you today, how can he drop it?" Shi Fan walked forward, Yao Zhu stepped back, and Shi Fan lifted his chin.
Yao Zhu didn't dare to say anything, his eyes kept retreating timidly, and he leaned against the wall with a "bang".
Shi Fan held her chin high, leaned her face closer, and looked at her two thin rosy lips with a slight evil smile.
"Please, please!" Feeling the approach of the man's breath, Yao Zhu suddenly closed his eyes and whispered, then leaned his head against the wall, and did not struggle anymore, his small mouth gasped violently, looking like he was waiting for the gentleman to pick up.
Just when she thought that Shi Fan would definitely kiss herself and take advantage of herself, Shi Fan suddenly let go of her, and a sneer came from her ears, "With your flirtatious appearance, Brother Fan still can't look down on it, and he is too lazy to touch Lao Tzu in vain." ”
After speaking, Shi Fan laughed three times, turned around and walked away.
"It's too lazy to touch it? ”
This embarrassed her more than being abandoned, Yao Zhu trembled angrily, and stomped her foot suddenly, "The surname is Shi, you wait for me, I'm ...... Yuan Qing will never let you go. ”
"A lot of people say I'm the most handsome, with thick eyebrows and big eyes like a fat brother, I have dark skin and muscles, and Schwarsinger has to praise me...... Who wants to marry me, I am a good husband, gentle and considerate and makes a lot of money. Shi Fan hummed a song pleasantly and entered the classroom leisurely.
It's too against the sky, my brother actually shook Chang'e, and in the future, he stepped on the rich and handsome, and counterattacked Bai Fumei, does my brother's fierce life still need to be explained?
Because he was so excited, Brother Fan completely forgot the time and place.
A cold and murderous gaze immediately swept towards him, Shi Fan was suddenly a spirit, broken, late, this is the class of the imperial sister, it will be dead.
Sweeping down, full of heads, Bai Fugui, a bedmate when he first came, was still squeezing his eyebrows at him, that means obviously, you are late.
Shi Fan immediately retracted his momentum and cautiously slipped forward along the root of the wall, and that gaze followed him until Brother Fan sat in the last row, the most marginal position, and with a cold snort, that gaze was retracted.
"I finally escaped, the royal sister may come to the eldest aunt today, she didn't bother with me!" Shi Fan wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and looked down, everyone was looking at the podium intently, even a few naughty bad students who were usually humble and taught, and the name of the royal sister was not covered.
Because it is a lecture hall similar to a movie theater, the higher the steps are the back, and from Shi Fan's point of view, you can see the entire classroom from the perspective of everyone, especially the beautiful girls, in order to show off their presence, they generally sit in the front, with a straight delicate body, a fluttering ponytail, and a snow-white pink neck with stranded hair, which can be described as pleasing to the eye.
"I will be at the top of the list, and I will see all the wives at a glance!" Brother Fan sighed with emotion, and his eyes swept over the podium.
Giving a lecture on the podium is a young woman, tall and graceful, round and jade, especially the noble and elegant appearance, coupled with the brilliant diamond necklace on her snow-white breasts, she has the charm and mature beauty of an intellectual woman, which directly covers up the light of all girls.
She is Sister Yu, a mean and stern woman, Shi Fan's English teacher.
"We-continued-our-last-speech!" Bing Ruolian continued to speak fluently in English class as if she hadn't seen Shi Fan.
"Pretend, pretend! I don't know who was staring at my brother just now. Shi Fan muttered, and he suddenly found that Bing Ruolian had memorized all the lessons he had given word for word.
"Nima, is that an exaggeration? Something must have happened to me. Shi Fan almost jumped up excitedly, but no one would not like it, and it was the ability to settle down in the future, so he would not make a noise.
Shi Fan patted his chest and forced himself to calm down, but he was not in the mood to listen to English classes now, so he quickly got in touch with Sister Chang'e, and repairing the relationship was the most important thing.
Thinking of those vicious cake faces, bucket waists, and freckles, Shi Fan hurts, will Sister Chang'e forgive herself?
"It's a fairy, a peerless dancing girl, and the brilliant stars are shining in the heavens, Sister Chang'e shouldn't care about me, right? But Nima is not right, if she is really Chang'e, how can she not know Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie? If not, how can she transmit the exercises to her mobile phone? and keep saying that she is Chang'e? Can she directly put the exercises into the imprint of the divine soul, this is a means that only immortals have, right?"
With apprehension, Shi Fan clicked on Chang'e's avatar, and with great reverence, he carefully typed a line of words, "Are you really Sister Chang'e?"
"Hmph, it's like a fake. On the Guanghan jade steps, Sister Chang'e snorted coldly, in order to prove that she is Chang'e, not a bucket waist, a cake face, and small eyes, Chang'e has been waiting for Shi Fan to confirm, as a Guanghan fairy, the god of the moon, Chang'e Bingxue is smart, listening to Shi Fan's tone, how can she not know that Shi Fan has survived the disaster with her own exercises?
At this moment, Chang'e has already determined that this guy is a mortal, otherwise how could he survive the catastrophe with a set of Liu Mian's hands? It is not difficult to understand why he does not know the famous Guanghan Fairy in Heavenly Court, because he is a mortal, how can mortals know Chang'e? Even if he knows, he can't contact him, because he is in Heavenly Court.
Knowing that Shi Fan had determined his identity as Chang'e, Fairy Chang'e immediately became arrogant, and her icy expression and graceful posture showed the pride of a beauty.
How many beauties are not proud? From the heavenly court to the mortal world, not to mention the famous Guanghan fairy in the heavens and the earth.
"Huh?" Chang'e was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered something, since this son is a mortal, how did he contact me?
"Are you really Sister Chang'e?" Shi Fan was even more excited.
He knew that he couldn't be wrong, he was in a sluggish state before he fainted, but since he dreamed of Sister Chang'e, what about after waking up?
"Chang'e, get two meters together!" Thinking of the information that appeared when shaking WeChat, Shi Fan laughed proudly, "Damn, my brother's next door lives in Guanghan Palace!"
"That classmate, what are you laughing at there?" A loud shout suddenly came from the podium, and as soon as Shi Fan looked up, he saw the royal sister glaring at him, and her cold gaze seemed to be about to kill.