Chapter 477: Clearing the Portal

Dharma took my hand, and then I felt my eyes light up and went out, it was still the same posture, the surrounding environment was still the same, and even I turned my face to see that the mouths of Brother Wang and Da Jiang also maintained their original shape.

I didn't seem to leave at all, but I was stunned for a moment. But the things that just happened and the time it took me to talk to Bodhidharma couldn't be done for five hours.

Could it be that in that place, time will not stop?

Zhou Xiaoqin's voice came to his mind: "You finally came out, scared me to death...... The place you just went to seems to be called the Lost Realm, and it is said that time inside does not stop and you do not age...... In other words, you'll stay in it forever. Who rescued you? Your grandfather? It must be him, that's why he has this ability......"

I coughed lightly and said, "It's the ancestral master, yes, but it's not our ancestral master, it's the ancestral master of Buddhism." Huiming is going to die, and no one can save him......"

I was just nagging in a whisper, but I didn't expect Huiming to hear it, and he looked at me with a look of disbelief: "Why did you come out?" And you say I'm going to die? What are you kidding, do you know what I'm holding in my hand? It is the relics of the Bodhidharma Patriarch, and the old monk Changmei was looking for this yesterday. You actually said that I was going to die, it really makes people laugh off their big teeth. If there is a relic of Bodhidharma, who can kill me? ”

I sat down on the long incense burner used to burn incense in front of the Lingxiao Hall and said, "What if it's Bodhidharma himself? ”

Hui Ming smiled even more happily: "He? He's been dead for more than a thousand years, and now he doesn't know what reincarnation he's entering, and he's killing me, it's a dream. If you call him out, Lao Tzu must beat him to death. ”

Scolding, the more scolding, the better.

I took out a cigarette from my pocket, looked at Huiming and said, "If Patriarch Bodhidharma comes out, do you really want to smoke him?" Aren't you afraid that he will take revenge on you? ”

Hui Ming took a sip and said, "A man who has been dead for more than a thousand years, do you think Lao Tzu will be afraid of him?" To tell you the truth, if I hadn't provoked too many women back then, I wouldn't have shaved my head and taken refuge in Buddhism. These bald donkeys don't bring oil and water to eat every day, and there are no women to play with, so I really think that I am devoted to Buddha, I just use them as my protective umbrella. What kind of bullshit ancestor, a dead scumbag dares to retaliate against me, you let him come, if I am afraid of him, I will not be surnamed Xie in my life! ”

What a good boy with backbone.

There's nothing to do with me at this time, and now even if Bodhidharma doesn't have a temper, I'm afraid I'm going to be thunderous at this time.

I took a cigarette in my mouth, looked at Huiming, and didn't say a word.

Hui Ming estimated that what he just said was not weighty enough, so he then scolded: "To be honest, if you hadn't destroyed our Xie family, I would have started to enter politics by now." But as soon as my whole family died, all my previous plans were disrupted, and I wanted to grow my hair, but I was shaved again. You don't know how flowing my hair is, and as a result, I became a bald donkey, and the people on the side of the Dragon Court are the same, thinking that being a monk will help them increase their number of believers. ”

"But they don't know that my greatest wish in life is to eat meat, drink wine, and play with women, and I don't want to do anything else. However, I have a wish, that is, after the Dragon Court takes over the world in the future, I will let all the Buddhist disciples have one person and two wives, and they will drink wine and eat meat every day, so that they can enjoy it completely, instead of being as suffocated as the Black Iron Tower now. You say, hey, how cool it would be to have a time with two women in the Mahavira Palace......

As soon as he finished speaking, the figure of Bodhidharma appeared beside him.

Bodhidharma looked at him coldly, making Huiming a little curious: "Who are you?" It's a pretty stylish hairstyle......"

Before he finished speaking, Bodhidharma slapped him on the head, and then I saw Huiming's head fly out and hit the Temple of Wealth next to it, hitting a big hole in the wall.

My day, the cigarette butt in my hand fell off, and Da Jiang leaned over behind me and asked curiously, "Who is this old thing?" It's a good temper......"

I poked him with my elbow and whispered, "Don't talk nonsense, he is the Bodhidharma Patriarch...... Huiming has his relics on him, and when he scolded Buddhism like this, Patriarch Bodhidharma appeared...... , he just has the power of such an explosion in his soul now, and I was pointing at him and yelling at him just now...... Damn, I just walked in the Hades Palace. ”

Da Jiang nodded with affection: "Day, you are really bold enough, don't say anything later, hold his leg and cry hard......"

As he was talking, Bodhidharma shot again, this time it was Huiming's two arms, one inserted into the eyes of the Jade Emperor statue, and the other into the mouth of the Queen Mother next to him.

In the end, there were two legs, one flew into the Guanyin Hall of Sending Children, and the other entered the Yuelao Palace, which was crackling, and it was estimated that all those mud tires were broken.

It's a dog, and that's amazing!

After fighting all this, Dharma glanced at Chen Wenjun, then turned his face to look at me and asked, "This one seems to have a relationship with you, and I handed it over to you." This scum has my relics on his body, you can take it, and when you meet someone from my Buddha Gate in the future, call me out, and I will clean up the portal. Times have changed, and I can't control this. But if the disciples of Buddhism change, then I will call back! My relics have always been enshrined, and I don't know what happened. Now I follow you, because I believe that what you see is the most real world......"

I was stunned: "Why do you say that?" You're going to kill me with long eyebrows like this......"

Bodhidharma said: "With me, I'll see which Buddhist disciple dares to make a mistake!" You are a person with a child's heart, and what you see is true. Besides, I'm here, and I'll say if I need help in the future. After being scolded by you, I knew that my Buddhism was terminally ill, and if it continued like this, I was afraid that Buddhism would perish. So, please, Zhang Wenbin. ”

My day, there is still such a good thing, then what else do I say, I immediately jumped down from the incense burner and bowed respectfully to him: "Then I will be disrespectful......"

Bodhidharma said: "Yes, after all, we are friends." ”

With that, his figure vanished, and from Hui Ming's headless and limbedless body fell a stone-like object, about the size of an egg, and rolled twice on the ground before reaching my feet.

This is the relics of Bodhidharma? It's really big enough, bigger than all the ones I've seen before, no wonder people are Buddhist patriarchs.

Da Jiang leaned over and looked at the relics and said: "I heard that the so-called relics are those monks who have been sitting for a long time and have no oil and water in the food, so they are prone to gallstones, and these relics are gallstones." If you say so, this Dharma gallstone is too ......"

My day, this thing is really ......

I stabbed him: "Don't talk nonsense in front of people, be careful that he comes out and beats you." ”

I took this relic and walked to Brother Wang, Brother Wang lay on the ground and laughed: "No one is lucky, I actually fooled the relics of Dharma, Binzi, I'm afraid that no one can kill you in your life, so much money to save your life ......"

I put the relics of Bodhidharma in my coat pocket, and then grabbed Brother Wang's hand and began to recite the Tao Te Ching silently.

When Brother Wang sat up, I said to him, "Don't move ...... yet."

Before he finished speaking, Brother Wang shook his axe and threw the axe out into the distance, and when I looked up, the axe happened to be split against a wall, and under the blade of the axe, it was Chen Wenjun who was about to escape.

I immediately took the jade pendant and shot a bloody fan cage at Chen Wenjun: "Do you still want to run?" At this point, if you let you run, a few of us will simply kill ourselves. Zhou Xiaoqin, you come out and search his memory, no matter what, find out for him, I'll be done in no time. ”

Zhou Xiaoqin floated out of my jade pendant and flew towards Chen Wenjun.

I continued to treat Brother Wang's injuries.

Da Jiang stepped on the outsider with his arms in his arms, this goods can't run away, they all have to take it back. After all, Senior Brother Yiqing's soul has been found, which should be a surprise for the Maoshan faction.

In just one minute at most, Brother Wang's body was all healed, he got up and jumped twice, and then walked towards Chen Wenjun: "This kind of person who doesn't even let go of his parents, wife and children, it's really cheap for him to die." Zhou Xiaoqin, have you finished checking? If you're done......"

As he was talking, a sound of breaking the air sounded, and Chen Wenjun actually had a steel arrow stuck in his head, which happened to pierce the center of his eyebrows, which made me get up suddenly and want to know the location of the arrow. it, what the hell? Is there anyone else here?

I searched around but couldn't find anyone, the direction of the arrow was in the three gates, but I ran to the platform and didn't find any figure.

I called out Meng Wanqing, and Meng Wanqing came out and shook his head at me: "Run...... That's fast. Ask Zhou Xiaoqin, maybe she found the other party's memory. ”

I nodded, and when I walked into the courtyard, Zhou Xiaoqin floated over with a guilty face: "Zhang Wenbin I'm sorry, his soul is all scattered, and there is no memory left...... I found some memories of his childhood, and the arrow scattered his soul before he could find it as an adult......"

My day! How so?

Brother Wang looked at the arrow and looked at me curiously and asked, "Binzi, do you look at this arrow, does it look like it belongs to the madman Wei?" ”

I smiled bitterly: "The madman Wei is dead, his apprentice is Xiao Ru, what about in the south at this time, besides, Xiao Ru will kill him and destroy the evidence?" ”

Da Jiang leaned over and interjected: "What if it's the madman Wei's master?" ”