Chapter 49: Negligible Little Steamed Buns
Seeing that Lu Xiaoxiao was so angry that she couldn't even speak, Nangong Jin continued: "This king just said that about the princess, just to let the princess not care too much. There is no need for the princess to care about the character and conduct of this king, as you said, we are just a husband and wife in name. What the princess should be concerned about should be the theft that this king just mentioned. Isn't the princess curious who this thief is? ”
"Who is it? The prince has already caught the thief? Congratulations! Lu Xiaoxiao, who was already so angry, beat the spirit of 120,000 points, and once again threw himself into another round of wheel warfare.
"Far away, close at hand!"
"Huh?" Lu Xiaoxiao covered her mouth: "Lord Wang, you are actually guarding and stealing?" Hehe, you have such a bad taste, does your mother know? ”
Finally, Lu Xiaoxiao's words made Nangong Jin completely happy, and a smile seemed to be absent in her eyes, and she responded: "There are a lot of bad tastes in this king, such as tossing the living female thief into pieces and disabling, such as watching the living female thief cry so much, but this king does not have the evil taste of guarding and stealing himself." ”
Lu Xiaoxiao blinked, not at all intimidated by the man in front of her: "Who does the prince mean when he says far away in the sky, close in front of him?" Could it be Ling Han? Oh, the prince is really blind, and he actually found such a thief to be the manager. ”
When Ling Han outside the door heard this, the corners of his eyes twitched so much that the fine lines were about to come out. It seems that the battle between the princess and the prince is comparable. It's too poisonous, there is wood? He didn't even provoke her, and he suffered such an unjustified disaster.
"Didn't the princess learn the culture class well? With these four words in front of her eyes, how could the princess understand the door? Do you see Manager Ling in front of you? ”
Lu Xiaoxiao blinked her eyes and said adoringly: "The prince is worthy of being the prince, he is really smart and icing." You guessed it, the concubine didn't love school since she was a child, she always skipped school, and then she didn't go to school at all. Why, do the words that are close to your eyes have to be someone who can see with your eyes? But the concubine's eyes can only see you? Although Xiaoshuang and Bi Fan can also see the concubines, but don't worry, although the two concubines are not from a good background, they are raised as daughters in our family, and their hands and feet are very clean. I vouch for my personality! ”
"The discipline is gone, is the personality useful?"
"......" Lu Xiaoxiao squeezed out an ugly smile. If she continued like this, she really didn't know if she would be able to talk happily to this damn man.
"Lord Wang, it's time for Dudu to drink milk, if the prince is finished, then go out. Although you and I are husband and wife, we are nominally, and the concubine has to breastfeed, so it is inconvenient for you to be here. ”
After Lu Xiaoxiao's words were finished, Nangong Jin looked at Xiaoshuang and Bi Fan, and ordered: "You all go out and leave Dudu behind." ”
"The prince can't understand people's words?" Lu Xiaoxiao asked unhappily.
"The princess has even done such a thing as guarding and stealing such a beast, how can she be a human speaker? At best, it's just bird talk. ”
Grass! The tiger does not threaten when she is a sick cat?
Lu Xiaoxiao looked at Xiaoshuang and Bifan and said, "Go down." ”
When the two little girls heard this, they rolled away with Dudu in their arms as if they had been pardoned.
Looking at the speed at which the two little girls rolled away, Lu Xiaoxiao was really speechless. On weekdays, she looks like she wants to follow her and see death as home, and every time she faces Nangong Jin's dead facial paralysis, she will drop the chain at a critical moment.
Seeing that the two stinky girls didn't forget to close the door when they went out, Lu Xiaoxiao was sad and indignant: How much do you want her to die? It's still closed! I wonder if she's also insecure now?
Turning back indignantly, he was about to die in battle, but as soon as he turned around, the bridge of his tall nose hit a chest that was as hard as iron. Raising his head in pain, he saw a handsome face that had been magnified several times pressed towards him.
Lu Xiaoxiao was shocked and hurriedly stepped back.
She didn't like to get too close to this dangerous man.
But the more she retreated, the closer the other party became. Until she had retreated to the wall and pasted it, the other party's body was also attached to her.
Behind is the wall, and in front is the man's chest. Before Lu Xiaoxiao came back to her senses, her whole person turned into an Oreo sandwich biscuit.
"Why are you so close? No matter how close you are, you're just a little loach that can't get hard. Be your little loach well, my sister won't laugh at you, but you don't want to learn from others to be ambiguous, no matter how much you talk before, you can't become steel in the end, why do you bother yourself like this? ”
Suffering from facial paralysis, he was a little difficult to breathe, and wanted to use the wind element or the ground bulge to stab him twice, or throw a fireball at him, or slash him twice with thunder, or splash him with water...... But Lu Xiaoxiao found that whenever she faced this man, she would have a strong sense of powerlessness. Because all the elements of nature cannot be used around him.
In the end, forced into desperation, Lu Xiaoxiao could only go up with her knees, elbows, and fingers. Without all the elements, she is also the best among agents in hand-to-hand combat.
Who knew that whether it was hitting the younger brother with her knees, sealing her throat with her elbows or sticking her eyes with her hands, after Lu Xiaoxiao's rapid and fast chain of movements, Nangong Jin was like a defensive computer that had been set up a long time ago, and every time she attacked one step ahead of her to easily protect herself, she finally imprisoned all her hand and foot joints.
Looking at the man who was sticking to her, Lu Xiaoxiao was extremely depressed and used the previous trick again-her chest was straightened, and she directly used her chest device to secretly calculate.
She thought that this trick must be tried and tested for men, especially for Nangong Jin, who has a high self-esteem of pretending to be a man.
Who knows—
The next moment, Lu Xiaoxiao felt that the pressure on her body suddenly became heavier. This dead face is paralyzed, and he actually pressed his entire chest on her chest!
"The princess's breasts are not big, so don't learn that people always like to use breasts to commit crimes in the future. Such a small steamed bun can't be seen by the king when it comes out, and there is nothing that is not even visually inspected, how do you let the king feel? ”
it! Have you ever seen a man with such a poisonous tongue? Is there wood?
Lu Xiaoxiao felt that her steel heart was about to be broken by this dead facial paralysis!
looked down at his rather proud chest, and was about to ask where his chest was small, but he heard the other party say, "Don't look at it!" There is only so much during the breastfeeding period, and when you don't breastfeed, there are only four words to describe it. ”
“……”
Being slandered like this by a man, and also an inhumane man, Lu Xiaoxiao seemed to be going to, so she wanted to take a pot of tofu and hit the.
"Since the prince thinks that the concubine has small breasts, it is useless to top it, why do you have to press it so tightly?