Mimi's masterpiece

Li Feng, Ximen, why is it so fragrant inside, I smell like fish.

It was indeed eating fish inside, and Simon was eating fish with Her Royal Highness the Princess.

"What, Simon, is this true"?

"Of course it's true, I've seen it with my own eyes."

Ximen, you are talking, is what Li Feng said true?

Everyone still thinks it's incredible, so they have to listen to Ximen Ying and take advantage of Fang Xiu in person.

That's true.

But Her Royal Highness the Ninth Princess, why would she eat fish with you?

Because I helped Her Royal Highness bring fish to Her Royal Highness, Your Royal Highness Princess, please let me eat fish.

What, you help Her Royal Highness the princess bring fish, yes, you are so bold that you dare to pass things to the Xiyan Palace without permission.

Oops, the Xiyan Palace is located in the middle of nowhere, and it is clearly a cold palace, even if it is to pass something, it doesn't hurt.

As long as people don't talk about it, no one will know.

Please also ask a few brothers, don't say it, after all, Her Royal Highness the Ninth Princess is too pitiful inside.

Everyone guards here every day, and they also know what it is like inside, and they bring a meal every day.

It's not as good as that, the nobles in the palace are serving, and those people eat well.

Simon, so you help Her Royal Highness bring food for Her Royal Highness, yes.

Don't say I just went in and saw them eating in an earthen stove, and the smell was amazing.

Ximen, did you make that fish, Li Feng asked, "I didn't make it, it was made by Her Royal Highness the Ninth Princess." ”

"You're not kidding, even if the Ninth Princess is down now, she used to be a golden branch and jade leaf, how could she be a fish."

What's there to joke about this kind of thing.

Really, why is that fish so fragrant, it must be delicious, Simon is no, it is that the fish is extremely delicious.

I've never eaten fish that tastes so good.

Alas, when we smell outside, we can't get hungry.

Hey, let me tell you, just now I went in, and I heard Her Royal Highness say that she will make grilled fish tomorrow.

Ask Simon to eat again tomorrow.

What, Simon, you can still go eat tomorrow.

Simon, when you go to eat tomorrow, come out and share some with us, how about it, everyone is a good brother.

I look at the hanging, why, Li Feng.

The servant maid of Her Royal Highness the Ninth Princess, as soon as she saw me entering, immediately finished the fish clip, and she welcomed us very much.

We weren't very respectful before, Simon, then you can see if it is feasible to bring some out, I have asked Her Royal Highness about this.

You are really pedantic, forget it, people hugged the thigh of Her Royal Highness the princess, so they refused.

You are joking, Her Royal Highness the Ninth Princess's thighs also need to be hugged, but he is just a prisoner in captivity.

You guys are really, don't be so short-sighted, in case the emperor remembers one day, Her Royal Highness the Ninth Princess.

Her Royal Highness the Ninth Princess has come out of this cold palace, maybe she can still remember the grace of your meals.

Isn't it, Simon, ahahahahahaha.

Simon turned out that you were playing this idea, and you couldn't see that he was usually a stuffy gourd, but he turned out to be a planner.

A few guards, you say a word to me, laughing, sarcastic, constantly, but Ximen Ying stopped talking.

Just looked at the front and stood at his post, and several people talked for a long time, and found that Ximen Ying did not match.

I also felt that it was boring, so I stood up and stopped talking.

At this time, Xu Fei was lying on a small bed, still recovering after being castrated.

I am a dignified boss, I had a car accident, crossed over, and became a eunuch is simply miserable, more tragic than the world of misery.

I'm not one of those junior high school, high school, little girls, who like to read what time travel novels pray for one day to travel back to which dynasty in China.

With those emperors, princes, or elder brothers, have a strange love, tsk, I Xu Fei is really not good at this.

God has no eyes, even if you want to cross, you have to change the protagonist, and since I, Xu Feixiong, have arranged for me Xu Fei to come.

Why don't you arrange a good identity for me, the emperor, the prince, the prime minister, no matter how bad it is, give me the same as before, it's good to be a rich businessman.

Why is it a eunuch, did I use to be rich and unkind, so I suffered this retribution.

It's really called every day, and the earth is not spiritual, but although Xu Fei complained a lot in his heart, he still played the true character of the old fritters.

A lot of information has been investigated, for example, it is still very miserable, this is an overhead dynasty, that is, a dynasty that has no record in history.

If you go back in time, a dynasty that is recorded in history, then they rely on the function of prophets.

Maybe it can be more developed and noble than before, you can hug the thighs of historical celebrities to the Qing Dynasty, if it is during the Kangxi period, then you must hug the thighs of the fourth elder brother Yinzhen.

It's a good year, alas, but Nian Qianyao didn't end well.

If you go to the Han Dynasty

There are six countries in this place, and none of them are recorded in the history books.

But it doesn't matter, an excellent person like me, no matter where I go, I will continue to be excellent, no matter which country I go to, I will return to my previous status, not this time, I must be higher than the previous social status, because this is a feudal society, I can still be.

Xu Fei, the old fox, is already planning to bring disaster to the country and the people, and he may have been cut off important things, and his heart is slowly becoming perverted.

Wash the face of the palace

Your Highness, Princess, what's wrong with your bed, what's wrong with my bed, your bed is covered with fish scales and blood, and a whole fish bone.

This, I know, it must have been just now, I gave the fish to Mimi to eat, and Mimi must have carried it to the bed to eat it.

"This guy, it's too much, matcha. Do I have any other bedding?" No, Princess, this is your only bedding. ”

The slave and maid will take it out and wash it for you.

It's so late, even if you wash it tonight, it won't work.

But don't wash, Your Royal Highness Princess, what are you sleeping, I know, matcha, just throw this away.

What, no, it's a shame to throw it away.

I'll give money to Ah Ying and ask him to help us buy some new sheets and bedding, so that we don't have to sleep on this moldy bed sheet and bedding after the two of us.

It's good to be this way, but we don't have much money, so it's better to save some food.

No, no, matcha, how old are you this year, twelve years old, how old is the lord of this palace, eight years old.

Then you know how long people spend their lives in bed, slaves and maids don't know, someone has counted them.

A year is equal to 365 days, 6 hours, 9 minutes and 10 seconds, if a person lives to be 80 years old, we have to sleep at least eight hours a day, and a person's life can sleep about 233,600 hours.

Listen, for such a long time, why can't you pay attention to the sheets and bedding, Her Royal Highness the princess said very reasonably.

It makes sense, let's ask Ah Ying tomorrow to help us buy some sheets and bedding.

But Your Royal Highness Princess, the slaves and maids you just said don't understand very well, and we don't all say the hour when it is.

Two hours is an hour, so why don't you say the hour, because I am, because I think it's convenient to say the hour.

But the slave has never heard of it, oh, if you haven't heard of it, forget it, and you don't have to be a scholar, so you don't have to be ashamed to ask.

Your Royal Highness Princess, what about these things, throw them out, and use your clothes tonight.

Well, the slave and maid will go and find some thin clothes,

The master and servant settled down, and the bed lay down, "Your Royal Highness, Princess, tell another story."

You can listen to whatever genre you want, I think I'd better tell you some Western fairy tales.

Oriental stories, maybe you tell them better than me, Ying Xiaoxiao remembers that when I was a child, my grandmother was very good at telling stories.

In the past, my parents didn't have time to take themselves, so they sent themselves to my grandmother's house, and my grandmother would tell stories to herself every night and listen to them, what seven fairies and Dong Yong.

Mao Ren and merchant, there are many more but I can't remember the name.

"Matcha, do you tell stories at night?"

"No, it's still a little dark, so my mother will let us go to sleep quickly, don't talk, don't sleep."

"Why," "To save money on gas lamps," "Oh," well, I wanted to exchange stories with you, but I didn't expect that. ”

When I grew up, I asked my grandmother where those stories came from, and my grandmother said that they were all told to her by the older generation.

When I was at my grandmother's house, my grandmother would sing to herself, although she thought the tone was weird.

But now I feel that I am kind to my life, and I hope that the Bodhisattva will bless me, and my grandmother will be in good health and live a long life in modern times.

The granddaughter is unfilial and ran away to a far, far away place, and she doesn't know when she will be able to go back.

I can't go to see you often, by the way, there are also parents, I hope the Bodhisattva blesses, and the parents who should smile.

Good health, long life, thanks to the blessing of the Bodhisattva.

"Your Royal Highness Princess, why don't you tell a story yet," "I suddenly remembered some of the past, immersed in memories, and when I think about it, what kind of story will I tell you." ”

"You're only twelve years old, I'll tell you some fairy tales," Ying smiled, even though he was already in his twenties.

But it's still very naΓ―ve, for example, I still like to watch Barbie series of big movies, such as "Barbie and the Nutcracker's Dream Journey" and "Barbie's Rapunzel", "Barbie's Swan Lake", "Barbie's True and False Princess", "Barbie and the Magic Pegasus Journey", "Barbie's Twelve Ballet Princesses".

However, the plot of the movie was amazing when I watched it, but when I thought about it, I found a lot of details and I don't remember.

"Matcha, how about I tell you a story about a mermaid," "What is a mermaid, a mermaid is an animal." ”

"Her upper body is human, and her lower body is fish's tail," "What a strange look this is." ”

"I'll show you tomorrow what the fish tail looks like," "So isn't it like the fish tail we ate today?" ”

"It's a bit like," "That's too scary," "Why are you like this, do you know how many film and television works are creating stories about mermaids?"

Do you know how beautiful and amazing a mermaid is? Your Royal Highness, have you ever seen a mermaid? I've only seen mermaids played by people in movies, but I haven't seen mermaids in the sea.

However, I think that in the unknown depths of the sea, there must be beautiful mermaids and handsome mermaids.

Since a female mermaid is called a mermaid, a male mermaid should be called a handsome mermaid.

"Okay, matcha, listen up, I'm going to start talking."