Chapter 45, Kiss in the Latrine
Chapter 45, Kiss in the Latrine
Three, (unknowingly in love with you)
In the blink of an eye, I was a nine-tailed white fox, and now it is only a fox with eight tails, and the land temple of the jade bamboo forest within a radius of 100 miles has become a refuge for me and Wang Zihua. The jade bamboo forest in the world is said to be the best cultivation holy place for low-level immortals to cultivate, not only the air here is fresh, but the bamboo is green and upright. And it's also a place for goblins. In the eyes of ordinary people, it can be called a "paradise". If it weren't for the strange fragrance on my body, everything in this world would not wake up in a moment.
"Ah...... Who are you? Is it a human or a demon? ”
Because of my brother's heart, I was too eager to save my brother, and I couldn't return to my human form for a while, even if I had a human form, but the eight tails were still swaying uncontrollably. So when Wang Zihua woke up and saw me, I was half-human, half-demon. Involuntarily jumped off the ice bed. I was in a coma, and I was awakened by Wang Zihua's shouting for a while. I rubbed my hands vigorously, my eyes foggy.
"Brother, you're awake, great! Stand still, don't move, let me take a good look at you. “
The moment I saw the prince wake up again, I happily forgot all the pain, and felt that it was all worth it, so I happily rushed into his arms. At this time, Wang Zihua, the moment he saw me, suddenly used all his internal strength
A palm knocked me down on the ice bed.
"Who is the demon who dares to pretend to be my little nephew Tang Qin?"
I thought that after Wang Zihua woke up, even if he didn't remember my adulthood with him, he would at least say thank you to me. But before I could react, I had been beaten by Wang Zihua's slap and had only half a life, and I vomited blood. Then, as soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly used his hand to exert force, and a sword came out of his hand, and as soon as he raised the sword in his right hand, it pointed at me mercilessly. No matter how I explain it, in Wang Zihua's heart, a demon is a demon, there is no emotion to talk about, and his eyes look at me like a glacier that has not melted for thousands of years, stinging my heart.
"Brother, I'm really Tang Qin!."
"Less nonsense, demon, take your life!"
Just when Wang Zihua was blinded by my temporary changes, the land lord suddenly broke in and used the spirit vine in his hand to lay down Wang Zihua's deaf sword for me.
"Xianjun's subordinates are merciful, she is really Tang Qin, she did not hesitate to cut off her tail in order to save you. It is only because there is a fetus in the womb that the fairy body of the Nuwa fox clan will appear. It will be restored in three days".
The scene was extremely embarrassing, although the land lord came forward to defend me in time, but the land lord resisted the sword for me, but the scene was still very scary. After a while, Wang Zihua's sword punched a hole in the mural of the ice room. But fortunately, the two of them didn't fight. In just two seconds, the Deaf Sword flew back into his hand from the broken mural. The mural slowly fell to the ground. Seeing that Wang Zihua seemed to have believed that I was forced to show my true identity in order to save him, Wang Zihua still pretended to be serious, and said: "Okay, you are a land lord, do you know that deceiving this immortal monarch is a capital crime?"
"Return, Xianjun, Xiaoxian doesn't dare to say half a lie, if Xiaoxian has half a lie, he is willing to go to heaven and remove the immortal level, that is, Xiaoxian's position."
Hearing the heartfelt words of the land lord at this time, my cold heart was like a stream of heat melting. I thought to myself, "Haha, I didn't expect that I was in modern times, and I was bullied by my classmates and parents, but in ancient times, I was still a descendant of the famous Nuwa, it's so cool haha, thank you Guanyin Bodhisattva for your love!" “
I was thinking about it, but I soon brought myself back to reality cruelly. It was freezing cold in the ice room, and I suddenly cleared my throat. pretending to be a pair and not taking Wang Zihua in my eyes, I endured the severe pain of the broken tail and said as if nothing had happened;
"Land, you hurry up, an ungrateful, self-righteous guy like him, in my time, oh no, I've seen too much.
"Hey, demon, what did you say! Say who is ungrateful"
Sure enough, Wang Zihua was still stimulated by my words and deeds, and suddenly with a self-righteous expression, he immediately became angry and yelled at me angrily. In order to convince me, point your sword at me once more. Seeing that Wang Zihua didn't take anyone seriously, I squatted down and helped the land lord who was kneeling on the ground up. Aimed directly at Wang Zihua's sword.
"Why are you going to kill me? Okay, come on? ”
"Dead man, do you think I don't dare"?
Seeing this, Wang Zihua's sword was about to point at me, but suddenly Wang Zihua felt an urgency to urinate for a while, ran in one step and two steps, and asked with an embarrassed face, "Land, where is the latrine?" ”
"Three miles away on the left...... outside"
In the ice room, except for me, Wang Zihua, and the land prince, there was no one else in the front hall of the land temple except for the subordinates. Even if Wang Zihua said it quietly, I could hear it. So I couldn't help but laugh and said;
"Haha......... Unexpectedly, Wang Zihua, who traveled south and north in the sky and on the ground, also had three urgencies? ”
My brother and I met in a modern school, and I loved to follow him like a fart, no matter how big or small. Now in ancient times, I was still like this, so not long after Wang Zihua left, I went out with him. When I came out, it was nearly dusk. The air outside is still so clear, and the flowers, trees, and trees that I am awakened by my strange fragrance. All things have been spiritually seen in me, and everyone has bowed down to me. But in order not to alarm Wang Zihua, I asked everyone to avoid it. Everyone also obeyed the order and went back, and disappeared without a trace.
In ancient times, it was completely different from the present, in ancient times, it was necessary to build a few tiles and straw piles, while in modern times, it takes several months or even half a year to build a thatched toilet. followed Wang Zihua to the jade bamboo forest, not far from the thatched toilet, and originally wanted to use immortal magic to trick Wang Zihua. But I didn't expect Wang Zihua, who reacted smartly for a while, I was pushed hard by him, he turned to one side, his lips were aimed at mine, and I panicked and he fell into the toilet. A foul and pungent stench made us all over.
"Ah...... Wang Zihua, I'll kill you! ”