Chapter 199: The Distress of Becoming an Immortal Overnight

Hu Qiyan said helplessly: "I have always been committed to being a hooligan, but I have always been a hooligan. ”

"Could it be that you and the 'female' Wa Niangniang are also her ......" The 'jade' pavilion is a little incredible, all along, he thought that Hu Qiyan didn't know what 'flower' words to use, deceived the 'female' Wa Niangniang, and asked her to canonize him as the 'jade' emperor, and became the top person in the Three Realms overnight.

Really, he is definitely not the only one in the fairy world who has this kind of thought, and even when many people talk about Hu Qiyan, they all have a look of contempt - a man in the human world who is not very good at cultivation, a hooligan and scoundrel, how can he be worthy of the 'female' god in their minds, the high-ranking 'female' Wa Niangniang?

Hu Qiyan smiled bitterly, remembering all the past, shook his head and said: "I don't know what to say, if she hadn't let me come to the human world, let me see my 'daughter', let me see snake ghosts and others, I always thought that I was dead and in hell, she was just a snake demon......"

"My God......" 'Yu' Xie covered his mouth and scolded the 'Nu' Wa Niangniang as a snake demon, if it was known, even if the 'Nu' Wa Niangniang didn't care, those races who vassal her would also fight in groups, cut off his head and give it to the 'Nu' Wa as a gift.

"I'm naturally proud, and even if I'm in hell, I don't want to surrender to her." Hu Qiyan shook his head and said, "So, for twenty years, I spent twenty years in the purgatory of the Jade Palace, for a person, it was a kind of inhumane torture, there was no sunlight, there was no daylight, as far as the eye could see, and all around was a piece of gray 'mist' and 'mist'. I wanted to die, but I found that I couldn't even control death, I couldn't die......"

'Jade' Pavilion suddenly felt a little sympathetic to this old phoenix, the purgatory of the Jade Palace was set up under the Qinggang Peak, guarded by the great demon of the 'Nu' Wa clan, and the hell was the legend of the eighteen-layer hell in the human world. Horror anomalous.

The 'Nu'wa clan has been in charge of the Three Realms for many years, and under her gentle and loving appearance, she naturally has her terrifying means.

"I've been punished by birds." Hu Qiyan shook his head, thinking of those cruel tortures, he didn't know what to say. When I saw the 'Jade' Pavilion. He felt like he saw another version of himself. So when he was in the fairy world, he once persuaded the 'jade' Xie to obey, instead of resisting. Otherwise. The fate of the 'jade' pavilion will also be like himself.

"The legendary vulture?" 'Yu' Xie was shocked again, could it be that 'Nu' Wa was really ruthless enough, for her beloved. Also down to such a poisonous hand?

"Yes, they tore open my chest. Eat my internal organs, I just watched like this, but there was nothing I could do......" Hu Qiyan said slowly, "After they ate my internal organs, they flew away, and then I will slowly recover, and all the organs will grow again, at first, the speed is very fast, and it will heal in three or five days, and then they will fly again, tear me apart again, and eat me - later, my recovery speed is getting slower and slower, so slow that I can't even remember the days." The belly of the mountain was full of lava, and the scorching temperature was enough to make the gods lose their souls - when I knew that the green flames were enough for me to burn to death, I jumped without hesitation. ”

"This is the legendary sadomasochism?" 'Yu' Xie was stunned and said, "In such a situation, you would actually love her?" ”

"When I jumped into the green flame, I thought I was finally free." In Hu Qiyan's life, he never told anyone about the relationship between him and 'Nu'Wa, and all the immortals thought that it was his 'flower' words and clever words that coaxed the 'Nu' Wa Niangniang, and even the Emperor Xuanyuan wanted to kill him, and the crimes listed for him were all inferior and scoundrels of the Terran men, and the 'Nu' Wa Niangniang was unforgivable when the term expired.

But who knows that he is the one who is 'forced'? Speaking of which, except for 'Jade' Pavilion, a man who is also from the human world, no one believes it.

'Jade' Xie and his experience are somewhat similar, except that 'Jade' Xie became the son of the God Emperor, which is an acceptable identity, but he is different, he has become the husband of 'Nu' Wa.

"These things are taboo in the Emerald Palace." Hu Qiyan said slowly, "No one dares to say it." ”

"Yes, I understand!" 'Yu' Xie immediately understood, why Hu Qiyan said that he would accept him as a righteous son, he also needed to cultivate his own forces, and he was undoubtedly a more suitable candidate.

He somewhat admired his arrogance, and he was worthy of admiration for being able to be in such a situation without giving in.

"And then?" 'Jade' Xie asked.

"When I woke up from the green flames, I only felt pain all over my body, I was lying on a comfortable and soft 'bed', wearing smooth and expensive clothes, she was very gentle with me, telling me that my eyes were burned, but in a few days, it should be recovered." Hu Qiyan recalled all kinds of things at that time.

In the palatial Jade Palace, he just lay on the 'bed', listening to her say all kinds of fairy worlds, some anecdotes, some legends, some stories so old that he had never even heard of them.

When his eyes recovered, he felt the sun, moon and stars for the first time, and he was very different, and even thought that he had returned to the human world.

However, the beautiful 'girl' who looked delicate told him that it was a small space that she had opened up with her divine power of creation, imitating the mountains and rivers of the human world, including the sun, moon and stars, and so on.

Hu Qiyan looked at her in a daze, this 'female', with a delicate face, is really the legendary 'female' Wa Niangniang, the legendary Wa Huang?

He wasn't sure that none of this was illusory or realβ€”whether it was the torture and suffering of being in purgatory, or the current realm of fairy-like luxury, it was all an illusion.

"If you're 'Nuwa', I want to go back to the human world." Hu Qiyan looked at Nuwa and said, "As long as you can let me go back, I will serve you from now on and become your most loyal slave." ”

When he was in the human world, he worshiped 'Nu'Wa and worshipped her, if she was really 'Nu'Wa, then it was not a shame to be her slave, people were all people she created, he was an ordinary mortal, and it was his blessing to be able to 'serve' Nu'Wa.

"It's not difficult for you to go back to the human world." 'Nu'wa smiled, knowing that if he didn't let him go back to see, he wouldn't believe it, this person's self-control ** was too strong, he would rather die than believe it, she was 'Nu'Wa, he couldn't accept himself, it was because he didn't want him to be able to see 'Nu'Wa, he thought she was a goblin' and a ghost.

"But wait until after the canonization celebration." Nuwa laughed.

Looking at Hu Qiyan's surprised face, she was even happier, sure enough, what the great sage said was right, men in the human world are all soft and not hard, and they can't be hard 'sex' and 'forced'.

"What canonization?" Hu Qiyan is very curious, but he is just a slave, does he need to be a slave?

"Canonize you as the Emperor." The doll smiled gently.

"The Great?" Hu Qiyan was even more confused, he didn't understand all kinds of the fairy world, but there seemed to be some differences between the emperor and the slave, right? "I don't understand!" He shook his head and said.

"You don't need to understand." The doll smiled, "The priest in charge will tell you." As she spoke, she clapped her hands gently.

Looking at her white and tender little hands, Hu Qiyan thought to himself, if in the human world, if he met such a beautiful 'girl', maybe he would be tempted, if there was no threat of death's 'shadow', he might not take the initiative to chase her, really, the appearance of the doll is exactly the type he likes most in his heart.

Two old men walked in outside, wearing simple robes, and when they walked in front of Hu Qiyan, they knelt down and kowtowed respectfully - he was really not used to someone kowtowing to him, there was no such ancient ritual in the human world, and he generally only knelt down to worship the ancestral gods and Buddhas.

The doll introduced to him that the two priests in charge, one was named Li Er and the other was Zhuang Sheng-Originally, these two people couldn't take the turn to take the position of the priest in charge, but they just took refuge in the Jade Palace and 'mixed' their mouths to eat. But because Hu Qiyan was from the human world, the doll was afraid that he would not be suitable, so she thought of these two people, so she called them over.

Hu Qiyan had a feeling of crying and laughing on the spot, Lao Tzu and Zhuangzi? Now he kneels at his feet and has become a 'waiter' by his side? How ridiculous to think.

In order to prove the identities of these two people, he also asked Lao Tzu to recite a Tao Te Ching to him, which made Lao Tzu vomit blood depressedly.

When the canonization ceremony, he was even more confused, and those legendary immortal characters actually came to him one by one to congratulate him, salute, and pay too much respect.

When Lao Tzu introduced him to a guy with a bird's nest on his head, saying that there was a nest - Hu Qiyan almost slapped the table and scolded: "It turns out that the housing prices in the human world are what you speculated." ”

When 'Yu' Xie heard this, he couldn't help laughing anymore, and he somewhat understood why his reputation in the fairy world was so bad. He really didn't understand anything, and when he died, he was still very young, and he was already a powerful figure in the human world.

He has a natural pride and blood 'nature' in his bones, which makes him unwilling to surrender to others, even if that person is the 'girl' Wa Niangniang whom he respects.

"I'm not telling you this to win your sympathy, I just want to prove that I'm really not a hooligan, I've always been an unlucky guy who has been played as a hooligan." Hu Qiyan said lightly, "And we are from the human world, the only thing we can fight for the human world is to cancel the Kyushu barrier - so that human beings can break out of this narrow space, therefore, we need to join forces." I know that you are persistent in coming back, and you love this place in your heart. ”

"Of course, as long as I can do it, I will do it." 'Yu' Xie didn't really have a good impression of Hu Qiyan, but after hearing him say this, he knew that this person had too much involuntary self-determination.

"Poor old potato......" suddenly a voice whispered.

"Huh?" Hu Qiyan was stunned for a moment, looked up, and saw the bright moon standing at the 'door'.

"Mingyue, you're awake." When the 'jade' pavilion saw it, he was immediately overjoyed, and hurriedly snatched it over, saying, "You were injured by the sword qi meridians, but fortunately, there is no big problem." ”

But it was said that not long after the 'jade' pavilion left, the bright moon of the platform woke up, in the secret realm of the 'female' Wa, the aura was abundant, and the natural 'nature' was in line with her cultivation standards, so she woke up much earlier than the 'jade' pavilion estimated, when she woke up, she smelled a luxurious fragrance, and when she was finely distinguished, it turned out to be the smell of the 'jade' pavilion...... (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )