My name is Zhou Xiaoshe, and when I was very young, I was sent to Maoshan by my dead ghost father who worked in the crematorium, and then became a disciple of a dead fat man who claimed to be the most beautiful in Maoshan.

This dead fat man is naturally my master Xia Liu Daochang, and the people on Maoshan call him Xia Fatty, but I often hook up with him when he is drunk and call him 'dirty brother'.

Speaking from the heart, the 'dirty brother' is still very attentive to my teaching.

When I was three years old, the 'dirty brother' taught me to drink, and I listened to the cans of Tsingtao beer three times without changing the color of my stomach......

When I was five years old, I was able to move a small stool to the Feng Bath (actually a women's bathhouse) in Maoshan Mountain, licking Alpine lollipops while watching with relish as my Taoist sisters dressed in front of me......

When I was ten years old, I sneaked into a small black house with portraits of the heads of Maoshan in the past, and then I made a lot of fun and added a beard to each portrait of the head of Maoshan, and finally caused the 'dirty brother' to be punished by the elders for washing the toilet for a month because of his lack of teaching......

When I was fifteen years old, I had already become the super little bully of Maoshan, I learned to sing apprehension when others were reciting the scriptures, and I was already the jungler king of League of Legends when others were resting and meditating......

But happy days are always short-lived, and on the day I finally turned eighteen, after the unanimous decision of the four elders and the three hundred and sixty senior brothers in the mountain: it is time for me to go down the mountain.

On the day I went down the mountain, my eyes were red and I was full of reluctance.

This is Maoshan that has raised me for many years, I am full of feelings here, look at Sister Xiaoli and Sister Xiaohong over there, that is a good sister who peeked at the bath to the big one when I was young, it was I who witnessed their journey from millet grains to small steamed buns, and now I am leaving, I am quite reluctant in my heart.

"Xiaoshe, you're eighteen, it's time to go down the mountain to hone and hone." In her early twenties, Sister Xiaohong, who had clear eyebrows, encouraged me.

"Yes, Xiaoshe is so smart, the mountain is your world......" Sister Xiaoli also comforted me.

I nodded and said gratefully, "Sister Xiaoli and Sister Xiaohong, don't worry, I will come back." ”

Sister Xiaohong and Sister Xiaoli's faces immediately changed, and they hurriedly said that it would be okay for me to stay at the bottom of the mountain longer, and there was no need to rush back.

"Go down, go down the mountain and practice well, don't lose my reputation as a disciple of Maoshan Mountain." The white-haired Elder Yunyue on the side also said to me earnestly.

"I see, then I'll go......"

Under the pull of the 'lewd brother', I turned around three times and left under the Maoshan Mountain with reluctance.

"Goodbye, my relatives in Maoshan...... By the way, Elder Yunyue, you don't have to give me anything, I already took it in your room last night, and Sister Xiaofen, who is still angry, don't be angry, the bra you stole from me last time was in my master's room, and he instructed me to do it...... Dear relatives, rest assured, my Zhou Xiaoshe will come back......"

In this way, I was almost dragged down Maoshan by the 'lewd brother', but after getting off Maoshan Mountain, I heard a loud sound of firecrackers coming from the mountain, which was densely packed and very festive, and it felt like the New Year.

I scratched my head, looked sideways at the 'dirty brother' and said, "Master, when we go down the mountain, shouldn't they be sad?" Why celebrate with firecrackers? ”

'Dirty brother' rolled his eyes at me, and said angrily: "You kid pretends less, you have bad water in your stomach, forget it when you leave, and you actually sold your master, that Xiaofen's bra was I asked you to steal it, but did I say that you should steal all her underwear together?" ”

I was embarrassed and said, "No, I see that you like it, and I want to steal more to honor you, who would have thought that Sister Xiaofen had so little underwear and couldn't help but steal ......"

'Dirty brother' was said by me, and his face looked a little better.

I looked at the empty foot of the mountain, listened to the festive sound of firecrackers on the mountain, and couldn't help but ask, "Master, where are we going now?" ”

"You can go anywhere, find a place to fill your stomach first!"

Under the leadership of the 'dirty brother', we left Maoshan in a mighty way, and then went to a nearby restaurant with the best decoration and the youngest and plump proprietor.

As soon as she sat on her ass, the 'nasty brother' called the proprietress and pinched her ass fiercely, and said: "Give all the meat dishes to this Taoist master, remember, as long as the meat, not the element!" ”

"Okay, you wait, I'll let the kitchen do it right away." The proprietress deliberately rubbed the waist of the 'obscene brother' with her buttocks, provoking the harath of the 'obscene brother' to fall off.

The meal was quickly prepared, and according to the explanation of the 'lewd brother', all the twelve meat dishes on the menu of this restaurant were all served, and even the mutton soup was drunk.

Without any hesitation or restraint, I and 'Dirty Brother' and I showed our innate talent for eating at the table.

After a tumultuous meal, the 'dirty brother' and I were full of wine and food, and the coquettish proprietress on the side also came over with a smile when she saw this.

"Two Taoist masters, is the food appetizing?" The proprietress said.

I glanced at the table with only a pile of bones left, and said, "It's okay, okay......

"Hehe, the little brother seems to be quite picky, then this Taoist master, you see that you have eaten well, do you want to buy the account?"

When the 'dirty brother' heard this, his face suddenly became a little unhappy.

"It's just a meal, do you need to be so urged? This Taoist master is here to consume, not to see your face!! ”

"Yes, yes, Dao Ye is right, but we are also a small business, you see......"

'Dirty brother' rolled his eyes, and then took out a card from his wallet: "How much, swipe the card!" ”

The proprietress smiled and said, "I'm sorry, we haven't opened a credit card yet, why don't you use cash?" ”

"How can there be cash, if you are worth millions and run around with a few hundred dollars, it is not a joke? What store, I can't even swipe the card, wait, I'll go outside and get some cash......"

'Dirty brother' looks extraordinarily tyrant, patting his ass and walking out lazily, while I still bend Erlang's legs, admiring the boss's buttocks facing me.

Soon, five minutes passed, and the 'nasty brother' who went out to get cash had not returned.

Then, half an hour passed, and I still didn't see the shadow of 'dirty brother'.

After almost an hour had passed, I suddenly panicked...... You know, not far from the entrance of the restaurant, there seems to be a rural credit cooperative, and it is only a matter of minutes to get money.

At this time, the proprietress stared at me, turned around and walked out of the door of the restaurant, and then walked towards the rural credit cooperative.

A few minutes later, I saw that the proprietress who was smiling just now had already walked back angrily, and that look was enough to kill!

"Bastard, I actually ran away, Xiao Wu Xiaoliu came over and tied up this stinky boy who ate the overlord's meal!"

The toothpick in my hand fell to the ground in response, and after being stunned, I couldn't help but scold my mother: Paralyzed, Lao Tzu was sold by that dead fat man again!

ps: I took the time to write a stalk, I originally wanted to make a new book, but I posted it in the book friend group, and the big guy didn't seem to think it was good, so I sent it here to let more book friends take a look at it, and see how this beginning? Do you still like this style? Feel free to leave your thoughts in the comment area, or come into the cremator's book friend group account 345817455 and talk to me!

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