Chapter 215: Your Clothes Are Sexy Today
Time flies, and before I know it, I've been in Liucun for more than a week.
And when I thought of the time I had agreed with the group of tomb robbers, I couldn't help but feel a little anxious.
Seeing that half of this time has passed, but after coming here, I haven't learned any skills at all, except for injuries and recuperation, which is a complete waste of time!
But just after the butcher told me that I wanted to learn something, the butcher immediately looked at me a few times, and then said nonchalantly: "It's time, let's leave tomorrow morning." ”
I immediately made a stir, I didn't have much hope at first, but you really agreed?
When I asked the butcher if he wanted me to prepare something, the butcher shook his head and said that he didn't need to bring anything.
I was a little suspicious, but I got up early the next day and went to the butcher's house.
And this time it was Tian Sanniang who got up first.
Tian Sanniang opened the door of the house and walked out with some curtains.
I looked up and found that Tian Sanniang was still so spicy, wearing a somewhat transparent pajamas, and holding a small box with sleepy eyes and handing it to me.
"What is this?" I asked.
"The old immortal wants to take you to the mountains, and it is estimated that you will not come back for a few days, you take this thing, and it will be useful when the time comes." Tian Sanniang glanced at me, said lightly and turned back to the house.
I quickly opened the small box and found that there were some mosquito repellent water, lighters and other gadgets inside, and I immediately understood her thoughts.
Dare to love this woman is also a knife mouth tofu heart, shouting in her mouth that she is immortal, in fact, she also cares about the butcher in her heart, but it may be due to years of grudges, resulting in some words that she would rather put in her heart than say it.
I stopped Tian Sanniang.
Tian Sanniang turned around and said lightly: "Don't be sentimental and think that this is caring about you two stinky men......"
I waved my hand, the corners of my mouth hooked up a wicked smile, and said, "I didn't want to talk about this at all, what I want to say is that your clothes today are very sexy......
When my voice fell, Tian Sanniang frowned, and suddenly snorted and smiled, and scolded me with a smile: "Little pervert is a ......"
I have to say that when a person is wearing sexy pajamas and has a sleepy look on his face, the allure of that smile is definitely very powerful!
I took a look at it a little stupidly, Tian Sanniang's already excellent figure looked looming under the wrapping of the pajamas, coupled with the slightly messy long hair, which suddenly made me feel an evil fire in my heart!
But at this moment, the door opened again, and the butcher had come out without saying a word.
Tian Sanniang quickly put away her smile and entered the house without saying a word.
I secretly said something really disappointing, thinking to myself, Uncle Butcher, why can't you come out later? Don't you see that I'm eye-to-eye with your daughter?
The butcher glanced back at his daughter, glanced at me again, shook his head, and said, "Let's go." ”
I nodded yes, and the butcher threw me a pig-killing knife and told me not to be pinned in his belt like him.
The heavy pig-killing knife was particularly sharp, and although it was majestic in the belt, I always felt a little chilly underneath when I looked at the blade that was dangling next to my crotch......
The butcher led me behind the cornfield, and soon came to the old willow tree.
The butcher bowed respectfully to the old willow tree, and then broke off two willow branches, one for each of me.
"Take it, it's a tradition in our Ryu Village, and the Ryujin will be with us......" the butcher said to me.
I touched my nose and took the willow branch and put it in my pocket......
The butcher led me on, and after a dozen paces away, I suddenly felt a gaze behind me.
I quickly looked back and saw that there was nothing behind me except a lone old willow tree.
"It's really weird, I feel like there's a pair of eyes looking at me." I thought to myself.
The butcher glanced back at me and asked me what was wrong.
I hesitated, shook my head and said it was okay, and quickly urged him to continue on his way......
About an hour later, the butcher and I arrived at the same place where I had last killed the corpse.
I looked at it, and at this time the corpse pit had regained calm, and there was even some grass standing around it, and I stepped on the skull of the corpse that was still in place, and the skull was like crispy noodles, and it shattered to the ground at once.
The butcher carefully observed the lower corpse pit and said, "With the presence of the willow god, this corpse pit is not a matter of concern." ”
"You are so sure that the god of willow will always protect you willow village." I touched my nose and whispered.
The butcher turned around and stared at me fiercely, and said, "The willow god has protected us for so many years, and the willow village can survive in this mountain because of him. ”
"Well, maybe someone has a plan? There's no such thing as a free lunch. I retorted.
As soon as I said this, the butcher was suddenly a little dumbfounded.
He snorted and said, "What do you know, let's go, we will all be in the mountains these days, prepare in our hearts......"
After saying this, the butcher walked straight forward, and I muttered a few words in the back, and quickly followed.
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Hardly stopping along the way, the butcher led me all the way into the mountains.
When I was hungry, the butcher told me to climb the tree to pick the unknown fresh fruits and eat them, and when I was thirsty, I would find any grass in the forest and pick it up, and there would be a stream of sweet spring water below.
In this way, there was no word until it was completely dark, and the butcher stopped.
"Let's spend the night here tonight." The butcher pointed to a large tree beside him.
At this time, I can already be said to be exhausted, uncle, after walking the mountain road for a day, I didn't eat a bite of food, I just gnawed the fruit on the way, and my stomach was already hungry and panicked.
I quickly piled up some dry branches and built a bonfire on the spot.
The butcher drew his pig-killing knife and told me to wait for him for a while, and after ten minutes, when the butcher returned, I found that he had several hairless and gutted hares in his hands.
I'm a little surprised, it's only been a short ten minutes, and your uncle has hit the prey, which is a little too awesome.
"Let's roast, eat whatever you want tonight, and start eating something else tomorrow." The butcher yelled at me.
I didn't bother to ask what I would eat tomorrow, so I quickly took the rabbit and forked it with a branch and roasted it.
The butcher on the side silently chopped a few vines with a pig-killing knife, and then sewed the peeled rabbit skin into a pocket shape and filled it with soil.
I asked the butcher what he was doing, filling the rabbit skin with dirt, and you weren't a three-year-old child, and you were playful?
When I asked, the butcher just glanced at me and said, "You'll know tomorrow." ”
Soon, the fragrant rabbits were roasted, and with my rich experience in burning corpses, a few rabbits were roasted to a full color and flavor for me, although they did not have sauce.
After a simple dinner, I went to bed early after a tiring day.
And as soon as it dawned the next day, I felt like my ass was being kicked by something.
I grinned in pain, and as soon as I woke up, the butcher's vicissitudes of life suddenly came into my eyes, making me feel a chrysanthemum.
I quickly covered my chest and asked, "What do you want to do?" ”
The butcher didn't even look at me, dropped two things down to me, and said, "One leg for each leg, tie it and set off." ”
"What's that?"
I was stunned, and when I looked down, I almost fainted.
The two things the butcher had just thrown at me were the rabbit skins he had peeled off last night, and they were full of dirt like a lead ball.
I raised my head and asked weakly, "Senior butcher, do you want to learn that kind of military training, do you have a five-kilogram weight-bearing morning run?" ”
When my voice fell, the butcher glanced at me and said, "Don't worry, this is not a five-kilogram weight-bearing morning run for military training." ”
When I heard this, I was immediately overjoyed, but before I could speak, I heard the butcher pause and continue: "These two pockets, each weighing about ten pounds, in the next few days, if you dare to remove the pocket, I will remove which leg of yours ......"
"I'll rub!!"
I just feel like I've been blown up with a chrysanthemum, and the whole person is a little distracted!
Twenty pounds, all-weather ...... I'm rubbing, why are you kidding me?
And just as I was about to protest the butcher's atrocity with righteous words, I saw a white light flash in front of me, and then the pig-killing knife in the butcher's hand had been plunged into the ground less than three centimeters from my crotch!
"Don't talk nonsense, keep going in a minute!"
I glanced at the pig-killing knife in the crotch of my pants, and I felt as if it was trembling and shrinking underneath, and when it came to my mouth and was about to say it, I swallowed it back again......