Chapter 142: It's all bragging

Qiu Sanye sat on the sofa, holding a cigarette pouch in his hand, smoking comfortably.

Feng Chao and Zhong Daochang stared at the thigh bone, their faces were expressionless, but their eyes were full of expectation, and they both wanted to get this thigh bone magic weapon.

I came to him, picked up the thigh bone from the table, threw it directly to Feng Chao, and then sat down next to Zhong Daochang, stretched out his hand to put his arm around Zhong Daochang, and when I saw his blue nose and swollen face, I thought of what happened last night, and couldn't help laughing.

I quipped, "Old Zhong, you old flower veteran, why didn't it work last night!" ”

As soon as the words fell, Qiu Sanye and Feng Chao both pricked up their ears.

Zhong Daochang's face was embarrassed, and he said angrily: "That woman is too insidious, she almost tortured me to death, but that figure is really attractive, if I taste it, I am willing to die." ”

Zhong Daochang said interested, his hands began to compare, and he raised his eyebrows at Feng Chao and Qiu Sanye, revealing a look that you understand, "Third Master, Master Feng, you two don't know, yesterday that mother-in-law tempted me and dragged a piece of clothing, tsk, that devil's figure, that mature charm, I can't hold it at all." ”

I pursed my lips, what this grandson said was still addicted, so I wanted to interrupt it, but Zhong Dao was still unsatisfied, got up from the sofa, drew his two hands into a ball, and said: "See, it's so big, I can't hold it with both hands...... Hey, Master Zhao, let me finish, Third Master, Master Zhao and Master Feng are too young, you should understand what I said, with my years of experience, the mother-in-law is difficult to satisfy, it should be quite open, otherwise, hehe, wait for the two of us to ...... in the evening."

As he spoke, Zhong Daochang winked at Qiu Sanye.

I really couldn't stand it anymore, pressed it to the sofa, and scolded: "With your ability, others don't even have to vomit your bones when they eat you, let's tell you the truth, that Shen Yun is a virgin, looking at all kinds of amorous things, in fact, she is more conservative than anyone else, if you can succeed, you must be hell." ”

"What? Place...... Virgin? ”

Zhong Daochang's eyes widened, he couldn't believe what I said, he turned his head to look at Feng Chao, Feng Chao nodded, and then looked at Qiu Sanye, who showed an idiot look.

Zhong Daochang stared at me one last time, "That woman is a virgin?" ”

I rolled my eyes, ignored him, and threw the Rejuvenation Sutra and the Peachwood Sword directly onto the table.

I smiled and said, "Haha, Lao Zhong, I advise you to fight Shen Yun less, the thigh bone will be given to Feng Chao, and it won't be of much use for you to hold that broken thing, let's get you two good things to make sure you are satisfied." ”

The peachwood sword is dark red as a whole, the sword body is three feet and seven inches long, and there is a black spell depicted on it, although it is not as subtle as the evil spell, but the evil spirit effect is good, and it is more powerful than the black wood sword I refined.

As for the "Rejuvenation Sutra" exercises, the books are relatively shabby, like rags on the stalls, and the cover has no name, which looks very unattractive.

Feng Chao and Zhong Daochang looked at the peachwood sword, and only Qiu Sanye was staring at the Rejuvenation Sutra.

I can't help but feel that Qiu Sanye's eyes are vicious, and I can see the gap between the two at once, the magic weapon to ward off evil is always a foreign object, only the qigong method is fundamental, the magic weapon is easy to obtain, but the practice method is extremely rare.

Zhong Daochang took the peachwood sword in his hand, looked at it carefully, and soon showed an excited look on his face, held it in his hand, and stretched out his hand to keep stroking, even more attentive than his own son.

Zhong Daochang looked at me, "Master Zhao, where did you get this baby?" ”

"Picked it up."

"Don't tease me, this thing is a good thing, isn't it possible that the baby is rotten on the street?"

"You're so smart, it's really rotten on the street, I've picked up a lot of them."

"Pull it down, my old Zhong is also a person who has seen the world, it's good to have this one, if you still have one, take out one, I'll eat one."

"Are you sure?"

"Sure, Third Master, Master Feng, you two will testify to me."

Zhong Daochang patted his chest and promised, "My old Zhong is also a person who knows goods, I ......"

"Whoa."

I took out the cowhide bag, poured out the evil magic weapon inside, and piled it on the table, which was quite shocking.

Zhong Dao was still patting his chest, but his face showed a look of hell, staring at the evil magic weapons on the table, his eyes were about to pop out, and the words in his mouth were not finished, so that his face turned red, like a duck with a neck stretched out, and suddenly his neck was held, and his voice stopped abruptly.

"Old Bell?"

I called out, but Chung did not respond.

"Chief Bell."

I shouted again, and the corners of Zhong Dao's mouth twitched.

"Old Zhong, are you hungry, let's eat now, the third master and Feng Chao will testify to you."

Zhong Daochang seemed to be scared stupid, I couldn't help but roll my eyes, this guy is not very capable, but his braggart temper is not small, last time he bet with me, and let me kick his head as a ball if he lost, it's only been a few days, and I don't have a long memory.

Zhong Daochang came back to his senses, fell straight on the sofa, stretched out his hand and slapped himself, the voice was very loud, he grinned in pain, only to realize that he was not dreaming.

Zhong Daochang finally recovered, looked at the evil magic weapon on the table with a bitter face, swallowed the spit, looked at me again, and begged for mercy: "Master Zhao, I ...... I ......"

"Who can blame you for your own death?"

I put away the evil magic weapon on the table, and under the gaze of Zhong Daochang, I threw more than 100,000 yuan on the table, "I not only picked up the evil magic weapon, but also picked up more than 100,000 yuan, old Zhong, do you believe it?" ”

Although it is not as shocking as the evil magic weapon, the hundreds of thousands of yuan is also a big push, which looks equally exciting.

Zhong Daochang was interested now, and looked at me with admiration on his face, "Believe, I believe it, Master Zhao, I will obey you." ”

I pursed my lips, "Remember this time, last time I kicked your head as a ball, this time you have to eat the evil magic weapon, if there is a third time, then we will settle the account together." ”

Although I say this, with Zhong Daochang's temper, there is a real possibility that he will do it again in the future, and when the time comes, I will teach him a lesson in everything, so that he knows that bragging is responsible.

After reading the Rejuvenation Sutra, Qiu Sanye pushed it to Zhong Daochang, Qiu Sanye glanced at me and stretched out his thumb to me, "Master Zhao, take it, you can find this exercise." ”

I smiled and said to Zhong Daochang: "Old Zhong, our buddies are interesting enough, the peach wood sword will be given to you, and this qigong exercise, you can also take it to practice, your qualifications are unique, the most suitable for this exercise, don't live up to my kindness!" ”

Zhong Daochang's eyes widened, his breathing became heavy, he stared directly at the book on the table, and held it in his hand tremblingly, but he was a little uneasy, looked around, and asked, "For me?" ”

Although he is a master of exorcism, he has never practiced qigong, and now that he has a book in front of him, how can he not be excited?

I said: "For you, this qigong is quite powerful, you have to practice well, and after you practice, you can not only prolong your life, but also cultivate your qi, think about it, when you and the woman turn over the clouds and rain, instill the qi into that place, isn't it as hard as iron, when the time comes, who dares to say that your thing is small, you Zhong Daochang can regain the majesty and kill the Quartet!" ”

After I finished speaking, Zhong Daochang hugged my thigh directly, almost didn't cry, and said gratefully: "Master Zhao, my Master Zhao, you are my reborn parents, and my old Zhong's cheap life is yours." ”

Zhong Daochang calmed down his emotions, re-entered the sofa, picked up the "Rejuvenation Sutra" on the table, and read it with taste, and opened the first page, Zhong Daochang saw the general outline of practicing qigong, which was simply shocking.

"If you want to practice this sutra, you need to be extremely obscene, fantasize about fragrant pictures, so that the qi and blood surge, the spirit is excited, and at the time of dying, the pores of the whole body are opened, and the circulation of the breath is accelerated......"

After reading the first paragraph, Zhong Daochang's face turned red, he patted his thigh excitedly, couldn't suppress the excitement in his heart, and shouted: "Okay, it's really good, I didn't expect to be able to practice like this, it's just tailor-made for me, when I'm obscene at night, I don't have to be idle and bored anymore, while thinking about beautiful women, while cultivating, the more real the fantasy, the faster I can cultivate, haha." ”

Qiu Sanye took a puff of cigarette, and when he heard Zhong Daochang's words, his eyes immediately widened......