Chapter 50 was eaten tofu by a pervert

(1) The hero of the microphone thousands of miles away saves the United States

"Hey, let me down, Wang Zihua...... You...... I curse you that you will not die well."

The bright moon in the sky of the world suddenly dimmed, but it still did not affect Wang Zihua's prank on me, tonight is our last night in the jade bamboo forest, so after eating, Wang Zihua did not relentlessly put a rope around my hand, and walked to the willow tree ten miles away to tie it up, and he slept on the tree leisurely like last time. I know that this is to punish me for disrespecting him last time, and during the day today, so before we leave the jade bamboo forest and go down the mountain to practice, Wang Zihua wants to toss me well. The willow branches were pressed by him, like a bay attack, and they were about to connect to the ground.

"Oh, Lao Liu, my old bones can't stand the toss."

Everything here in the Yuzhu Forest has spirituality, so it is not surprising that this thousand-year-old willow tree grandfather can speak.

"Hey Wang Zihua, you are deaf and don't hear it."

Although there is a vision of the moon in the sky today, there is still the most ordinary wind at night. The wind was neither light nor heavy, but it was still a little hard to blow on the face and speak. There is a chilling sensation in the ears.

"At the annual peach meeting, this old urchin doesn't know how much favor he has received from me, why can't he stand this little pain now?"

"Wang Zihua, you bastard"!

Looking at Wang Zihua's proud appearance, I silently said "open" in my heart, and the rope that Wang Zihua tied me to tighten a circle. I watched almost in distress as a red mark suddenly appeared on my delicate little hand, and I almost stomped my feet in madness. The dirt under my feet almost splashed me: "How can this be?" It wasn't like that last time.

Wang Zihua stomped his feet and suddenly endured his deaf sword from the willow tree, and the sword was not to be outdone, and it was deeply inserted into the dirt, and sparks were splashed. And then he lay down on his deaf sword. He was still holding a flask in his hand and drank vigorously. The elves of the Jade Bamboo Forest are hiding in their own corners, self-absorbed and guilty of nymphomaniac. "Wow, Xianjun is so chic, it's really an eye-opener for us"

"What do you know about you, a man?"

The air seemed to be completely still at this moment, and the moment he just came down from the willow tree, even I was dumbfounded, and I couldn't even extricate myself. All of a sudden, his face swelled like boiling water. My heartbeat was speeding up involuntarily, so I quickly lowered my head in fear. But before I could react, Wang Zihua pulled the rope on his waist with his hand in a daze, and I couldn't control it and pounced on it. Seeing that I was getting closer and closer to Wang Zihua, I went crazy and shouted, "Ah...... Save...... Help me? ……”

With a plop, I threw myself into Wang Zihua's arms, and Wang Zihua had some gentle and drunken eyes. I have long lost my three souls. "Man's wife, as long as my prince Hua is in for a day, I will torture you for a day."

I have fantasized countless times about the day I will spend time with my brother Wang Zihua, whether it is a quarrel or being his lifelong follower. But I didn't expect this day to come so quickly.

Wang Zihua held me tightly in his arms at this moment, bit my lip like crazy, and quickly tore my clothes. "Let go of me......" I struggled endlessly...... But Wang Zihua refused to stop as if he was crazy.

I don't know how long it took, but I only felt a small tube hanging around my neck. Then he gave me a look only ten paces away, as if to suggest that I put the earpiece to my ear, and I did so, because my brother was always the most important place in my heart. Whatever I do for him, I do it.

"Man, wife, I'm going to bully you for the rest of my life"!

This sentence is so resolute, and "every word" reaches my ears so clearly. How I want time to stop at this moment, looking at Wang Zihua's already drunk and somewhat staggered body. At this moment, I was like a bird with broken wings that had just found a home, and I suddenly threw myself into Wang Zihua's arms desperately. While crying, he said, "I knew everything I did for you was worth it!" ”

But the good times didn't last long, and when Wang Zihua and I were both intoxicated in our own world, the butterfly elf came at this time.

"Wang Gongzi, sister, you go quickly, that Yan Tianxue colluded with Wu Qing, and now she may want to kill you......

"Oh, Wang Gongzi, when is it, still drinking......"

Ling'er has always been very smart, seeing Wang Zihua, incoherent and staggering, and then looking at me and Wang Zihua's disheveled appearance, I knew that Wang Zihua borrowed wine to mess up sex, so he hurriedly tapped Wang Zihua's temples with internal force, and suddenly Wang Zihua, who suddenly woke up, looked at me and him disheveled, and scolded like crazy, "Man's wife, you are really cowardly, you dare to eat Benjun's tofu ......"

"What...... Wang Gongzi, it's obvious that you are good......"

Just when we were arguing, Yan Tianxue, who had lost his mind, came!

"Ahh Man, mother-in-law, you and Ling'er go quickly"!

Before I could react, Wang Zihua pushed me and Ling'er away, and in less than a while, Yan Tianxue took Wang Zihua's heart.

"No ......"