"But the insects make sounds, and they can speak, but we don't understand what they say. Your caterpillar won't say anything. Could it be that it is not wise? Is it mentally retarded? ”

Yun Xiaogongzi's eyebrows twitched fiercely.

What is this? He even said that his brother was mentally retarded?

Yes, he admits that his brother is indeed mentally retarded. Thinking that he is such a noble person, he was not moved by how many excellent women he faced at the beginning! But his brother is good, and he was stupidly sprayed after being manipulated by others a few times. I've been sprayed twice in ten days, isn't this guy mentally retarded?

But how should he explain to Bai Xiaoxiao at this moment?

At this moment, Yun Xiao Gongzi felt that his IQ was also affected by his brother, and his wisdom was seriously insufficient.

Finally, after holding back for a long time, Yun Xiaogongzi's spirit popped out a few words: "It's ...... Not to speak, because it itself is not to speak. ”

"And what is it for?"

"For spraying water."

If he knew that one day Bai Xiaoxiao would tell so many people what he said, he swore that even if he was killed, he would not say such unnutritious words.

"Ahh It doesn't speak! Bai Xiaoxiao suddenly realized, and asked curiously: "Is the water it sprays the same white and transparent thing?" The first time I mistook it for pee? ”

At this moment, Yun Xiaogongzi's heart was broken.

No one would have thought that such a noble and noble boy would one day talk to a woman about such a "nutritious and in-depth" topic.

He...... He really wanted to faint.

"Really? Is it? Why don't you speak? Is that juice? ”

Yun Xiaogongzi took a deep breath and closed his eyes slightly, which was regarded as giving Bai Xiaoxiao a positive answer.

"Oh——!" Bai Xiaoxiao looked teachable and asked, "Then what does it mean by spraying water on me?" Is the squirting just saying hello to me? Or does it not like me? ”

Lu Yunxiao: "......"

He wanted to faint at the moment and not answer the question.

But looking at Bai Xiaoxiao's eyes staring at him, the desire for knowledge was quite strong. In addition, she blinked her nursing eyes again, and her long eyelashes swept down like a fan, reflecting a beautiful silhouette on her eyelids.

At this moment, Lu Yunxiao felt that he was the weak scholar who mistakenly broke into the territory of demons and monsters in the book "Strange Tales from Liaozhai" in Lu Xiaoxiao's space, and was specially used by demons and monsters to use all kinds of tricks to pick up yang and make up for yin.

At the beginning, he thought that these scholars were too stupid to do it, and this book was just a casual flip through in his spare time. But at this moment, he really sympathized with these scholars and could understand their feelings at that time.

In the face of such a goblin, is it so difficult that you can ignore her?

"It'...... It's saying hello to you. Lu Yunxiao found that he had been tossed so much at the moment that even the words spoken by the divine soul were hoarse.

Bai Xiaoxiao smiled happily when she heard this, nodded his brother's head, and said lovingly: "Okay, although you are an ugly little worm, but for the sake of you being the Yunxiao family, I will reluctantly be friends with you." My name is Bai Xiaoxiao, what's your name? ”

Seeing that Yun Er didn't speak, Bai Xiaoxiao patted her head and asked Lu Yunxiao, "What's its name?" ”

"......" Lu Yunxiao felt that she was facing Bai Xiaoxiao all day long, and her face was almost paralyzed.

Facing Bai Xiaoxiao's question, Lu Yunxiao said bitterly: "I didn't give it a name." ”

"Huh? How can you not give it a name? You don't even name it when it grows on you, you don't treat it well. ”

"......" Lu Yunxiao exhaled and looked at Bai Xiaoxiao's **** who was developing exceptionally well, and he wanted to ask tastelessly: Then do you name it?

But he is the son of Yunxiao, so even if he is speechless at the moment, he didn't ask after all.

"You...... You call it Yun Er. Lu Yunxiao silently thought in her heart: This woman is mine, this woman is mine, this woman is mine! I'm still transforming her, I'm still transforming her, I'm still transforming her! One day, she will no longer be so stupid, no longer so stupid, no longer so stupid!

Then he found that his mood suddenly brightened. That's right, anyway, there is no one here now, no one hears what they say, and this woman will be his daughter-in-law in the future, teaching his daughter-in-law, it's really nothing, this is what he should do.

"Yun Lao Er is so ugly, he is Yun Lao Er, who is Yun Lao's boss?"

Fortunately, Lu Yunxiao couldn't move, otherwise he believed that he must have been rolled out of bed by this sentence at this moment.

"I'm Boss Yun."

"But your name is Lu Yunxiao!"

"But it's something that grows on me, so I'm the boss, and it's the second." Lu Yunxiao explained quickly.

Fortunately, Bai Xiaoxiao understood.

Just when Lu Yunxiao breathed a sigh of relief and felt that tonight should end like this, Bai Xiaoxiao said again: "But I still think this name is so ugly, why don't we call it Xiao Yunyun in the future!" ”

Three black lines fell from his forehead, and Yun Xiao Gongzi was already on the verge of collapse, but he still said to Bai Xiaoxiao very gently: "Okay, whatever you like." ”

Bai Xiaoxiao was really happy, and said to Xiao Yunyun: "Xiao Yunyun, have you heard it, you will have a name from today onwards." You have to remember that this name was chosen by your sister for you, do you want to thank your sister? ”

Xiao Yunyun: "......"

"I know you can't speak, so you can be a fountain for your sister, which means that you thank your sister."

Xiao Yunyun: "......"

Lu Yunxiao: "!! ”

"Hey, little Yunyun, hurry up the fountain! Although the fountain you spew really doesn't smell good, you should be a good boy who knows how to be polite! ”

Xiao Yunyun: "......"

Lu Yunxiao is dead.

"Hey, hey, hey! Little guy, how can you be like this, say yes, thank you, sister? Hurry up, hurry up, this is the first time in your life that you have a name, and it's because of your sister that you have a name, so you have to say thanks. ”

Xiao Yunyun: "......"

Lu Yunxiao continued to play dead, he really couldn't listen to it anymore. It's so dirty!

Seeing that Xiao Yunyun didn't react for a long time, Bai Xiaoxiao pursed her mouth, crossed her hands on her hips and asked, "Xiao Yunyun, are you sure you don't want to thank your sister?" ”

Xiao Yunyun: "......"

"Well, since you don't say thank you, then you can only thank your sister for you! Lu Yunxiao said, people should be polite, he requires me to be polite, and you, as his younger brother, should be even more polite. Although you are still young, politeness should be cultivated from an early age. Again: You really don't say thank you? ”

Xiao Yunyun: "......"

"Then don't blame your sister for tickling you!"

As soon as the words fell, Lu Yunxiao's eyes suddenly opened, and the eyes that could hold the entire starry sky instantly became extremely dark.