Chapter 14 Thinking Back to Modern Times

Qingbao thought that she was depressed enough, but Huang Liuniang said again, and the ashamed Xia Qingbao wanted to commit suicide to thank the world.

Huang Liuniang said: "Ya, in the future, you will squat more after urinating, or you will rub the cotton pants if you urinate, and the crotch of the pants will be sassy." ”

Qingbao lay on the kang, buried his face in the quilt, and shouted wildly in his heart: God, a thunder will rain down and kill me!!

But in this world, there is no embarrassment, only more embarrassment.

When you think things are too bad for you to bear, there is often a bigger blow to overturn your idea.

When Xia Shouping spoke again, Qingbao covered everything from head to face with a quilt, and he didn't plan to see anyone in his life.

Xia Shouping said: "It's a sass, it's so big, what do you say, look at the six girls who are ashamed, you can't brush it." ”

Before Huang Liuniang could reply, the five pillars on the north kang shouted at Qingbao with a smile: "Sao crotch, Sao crotch, smoked puppy turned his head and ran, smoked kitten jumped off the wall in a hurry......"

Then the two, three, and four pillars burst into laughter, and the laughter was loud enough to tear the roof over.

These bunnies, see how she cleans them up in the future!

Qingbao is in his twenties after all, and he is not easy to see like a group of children, so he has to hide in the bed and keep silent.

Huang Liuniang felt sorry for her daughter, and shouted at the boys: "Hurry up and go to bed, what's the noisy noise?" Two pillars, three pillars and four pillars, Liuya is your sister, only you want to let her, how can there be any reason to bully your sister? Wuzhu, you talk nonsense again, see if your mother doesn't beat you! ”

As soon as they saw their mother stand up, the four boys didn't dare to make any more trouble, and obediently lay down in the bed.

Huang Liuniang smiled and said to Qingbao: "Liuya, come out quickly, don't get bored." Mother, I'll brush you and keep you clean. ”

As soon as Qingbao heard that she was really going to brush her cotton pants, she hurriedly stuck her head out of the quilt and said, "Mother, my sleeves are also black, let's brush them together." ”

"Okay." Huang Liuniang agreed, went outside to fetch a basin of water, brought a big wooden brush, and began to brush Qingbao's sleeves.

Probably because of the sweating in the bed, Qingbao felt that his head was very itchy, scratching his head, feeling that his hair was a little dirty, and it seemed that he should wash his hair.

Seeing that Qingbao was scratching her hair, Huang Liuniang got up and brought a comb with dense teeth, handed it to Xia Shouping and said, "There must be lice on the sixth girl's head, you help her comb her hair." ”

Also have lice on the head?

Oh my God, this society, has there been a way for clean people to live?!

Qingbao scratched her hair frantically, hoping to shake off all the damn lice.

Xia Shouping came over with a comb, held down Qingbao, and said with a smile: "Come, dad comb your hair, it's useless to scratch, it's bleeding from scratching, and there are more lice." ”

As soon as she heard this, Qingbao immediately stopped standing still and let Lin Shouping use the grate to comb her hair.

Combed the comb to the end, Xia Shouping put the comb to the side, and said to Qingbao with a smile: "Ya, quickly pinch this lice to death." ”

Qingbao looked, my God, three big lice were churning and jumping on the fine grate teeth, puffing out their stomachs one by one, which showed that they had sucked a lot of her blood.

"Take it, take it." Qing Bao naturally wouldn't pinch this disgusting thing.

The four pillars lying on the north kang came to their senses, and they ran up the south kang with their bare buttocks: "Dad, give it to me, I'll put it in the oil lamp and watch the lights burst." So saying, he picked up the lice from his comb and carefully threw one on the flame of the oil lamp.

Sure enough, all I heard was a hissing sound, and the wick shook a little.

Qingbao was stunned, is this the sentence that circulated on the Internet in later generations, called * Young people are more happy? Lice can also play with flowers, which is really awesome.

However, Sizhu is eight years old, and he doesn't even have any underwear, so he is running around the house naked, which is too immoral, right?

No, no, you always have to have a long needle eye, or find a way to make a pair of panties by yourself, and open a naked [body] feast every day, which is unbearable.

Xia Shouping combed lice, four pillars burned lice, and later there were fewer lice grates, and the four pillars thought that Xia Shouping was too slow, so he simply knelt in front of Qingbao and picked up a string of lice from Qingbao's hair.

Qingbao was pressed by two people, and he could only lower his head to look below, and there was only ...... below

Qingbao, who has lived for more than 20 years, made a close observation of a certain part of the man for about ten minutes on the first night of his coming to ancient times.

And the person being observed is still "her" biological brother!

Such a thing that violates the bottom line of morality makes Qingbao want to cry without tears.

Ancient people, can't afford to hurt......

"Sizhu, you're not too cold, hurry up and put me on the bed, you suffer from frostbite." Huang Liuniang shouted, and finally freed Qingbao from close observation.

Sizhu rushed back to Beikang, and as soon as he got into the quilt, he asked Sanzhu to kick him out: "Get out, I'm cold to death." ”

Huang Liuniang didn't bother to care about them anymore, so she blew out the oil lamp.

After blowing the lamp, the three and four pillars also fell silent.

Huang Liuniang said softly: "Ming'er, how can you still suffer this loss, the four pillars immediately fought back, and the three pillars became a mess again."

Wuzhu clapped his hands on the side: "Fourth brother, hit him, beat him, third brother, beat him, beat him." ”

The room was lively again.

Qingbao only found out at this time that although there were four boys on the north kang, they had a total of two quilts, that is, two boys squeezed a quilt.

Look at yourself again, Huang Liuniang and Xia Shouping have a futon for each other, and they are spread next to each other on the kang.

She made a bed, some distance from them, on the top of the kang.

And on the kang, there is no other bedding.

Liuya also has an older sister.

Does this indicate that she is going to squeeze a quilt with the big girl?

Oh my God, not only do I not have my own room, I don't even have my own quilt.

Qingbao felt that he had been hit by this series of blows, and he had been beaten to the ground.

However, in Liuya's memory, the eldest girl doesn't seem to have lived at home much, and has always lived at her uncle's house.

Liuya was young and didn't ask about it.

Qingbao asked casually, "Mother, when will the eldest sister come back?" ”

Speaking of the eldest girl Xia Yu, Huang Liuniang stopped brushing her cotton pants, and after a long while, she sighed faintly and said, "I don't know." She can't go back, we are poor and shabby, she doesn't even have a place to live when she comes back, so it's better not to come back. ”

Qing Bao is not surprised to imagine in her mind, what kind of person is the eldest sister Xia Yu, the gentle sister is still bad, or the gentle with a little bad and bad, *^_^* hehe is a little expectant。。。。。。。。。。。