Chapter 72: Zhao Soft Rice and Long Buju, who are drunk and crazy
This year's mission completion: 2/30
Current Celestial Master Level: 1 star
Current Yin Value: 5
After the black cat reported the status of the system, his eyes gradually became confused.
"Meow~"
A baby's cry sounded in the house, and the black cat stood on the floor shaking his legs, struggling with the last shred of sobriety and shouting,
"Yin De Value (Small Dried Fish)...... Remember to keep it for me! ”
Then one fell to the ground, with all four paws facing the sky, belly facing the ceiling, and twisting his waist.
After completing the task, it will be in heat for a few more minutes, and before it comes into heat, it is still thinking about its small dried fish.
"Meow Meow~"
"Meow Meow~"
Outside the window was a row of cats, watching their goddess come into heat, so excited that they kept scratching the glass with their paws, making a screeching sound.
Zhao Yuan covered his ears and squatted on the ground to look at the black cat moving around, with a sad face.
Zhao Jing took away the talisman paper covered on the teacup and brought the two cups of soul-fixing tea to his sister-in-law and Yun Ying.
"Drink it, you'll feel better!"
The sister-in-law and Yun Ying looked at the two cups of tea in a daze as if they were wet.
Obviously, they hadn't recovered from the Xuan Yi Fighting Method just now.
And they don't blame them.
As a modern young beautiful girl who has received nine years of compulsory education, experienced five years of college entrance examination, three years of simulation, and even secretly made up classes to attend Dongdu University, she suddenly found that this world really has ...... Ghost!
The three-view system must be passively updated, just like the evil Windows sometimes can't prevent automatic updates no matter what.
Knock knock!
Zhao Jing knocked on the table, and the sister-in-law looked at him with a sloppy gaze, and then, there was no movement.
Yun Ying was even more miserable, her face was bloodless, and she didn't react at all.
Even if normal people refresh their three views, it is time to recover by now, and their situation is obviously the influence of those three evil things.
As a last resort, Zhao Jing pinched his sister-in-law's chin and forcibly poured her a cup of soul-fixing tea.
A portion of the tea spilled from the corner of the sister-in-law's mouth, along the smooth neck, through the delicate collarbone, and then slowly into a deep groove and valley hidden under the clothes.
The sister-in-law was dressed relatively coolly today, so that the black bra under the V-neck of her shirt could not hide the scenery, and all of them were exposed to the gaze of Zhao Jing, who leaned over to feed her tea.
Zhao Jing lowered his head, accidentally saw this scene, and a strange feeling rose in his heart, and he was a little stunned to appreciate this beautiful scenery, and his eyes couldn't bear to leave for a long time.
Zhao Jing's cheats have the secret technique of opening the light, and the opening degree is not high, but the effect is also very good. The talisman he had drawn for himself had been used to open the light, so that cup of soul-fixing tea should have a very fast effect.
So the tea was drunk in her stomach, and the sister-in-law immediately shook her head and regained consciousness.
She looked at Zhao Jing in front of her, and then followed Zhao Jing's eyes and looked down at the snow white under her V-neck.
"Smack!"
……
Zhao Jing, who had a slap print on his face, continued to calmly pinch Yun Ying's chin and fed her a sip of soul-fixing tea.
Yun Ying also recovered quickly, she looked at Zhao Jing, touched her face, picked up her mobile phone and took a photo,
"I ...... Am I alright?! ”
That strange feeling is gone, but Yun Ying misses that beauty a little. Women are beauty-loving animals, and the beauty they once had, no matter what the reason for losing it, will always feel lost.
"Don't worry! It's okay. ”
Zhao Jing said with certainty, and then walked out.
He was going to see what the little monk did with the three evil creatures.
After Zhao Jing walked out, Yun Ying looked at Zhao Hede, who was so angry that his chest and cheeks bulged together, and said, "Hede, what's wrong with you?" ”
Zhao Hede said angrily: "It's all brother-in-law, big pervert!" ”
Yun Ying thought she was joking, but she didn't care, took a sip of tea and said, "Your brother-in-law is really amazing!" ”
Zhao Hede was still very angry, and when he heard Yun Ying's words, he had to admit it, so he turned his head arrogantly, not wanting to speak.
In the courtyard, Zhao Jing walked in front of the little monk.
"Master Zhao, what's wrong with your face?" The little monk asked directly, like a ruthless knife, cutting at Zhao Jing's chest.
I'm so clever and clever and a cow who swept the Liuhe Eight Desolations and Kyushu, how could I be slapped in the face by my sister-in-law?
It's impossible, it's impossible to be slapped in the face in this life.
"I did it myself." Zhao Jing was talking nonsense seriously.
As soon as the little monk put the wooden fish away, he looked up and wondered, "Why did you beat yourself?" ”
"There are mosquitoes!"
"Oh!"
"What are you going to do with these things?" Zhao Jing looked at the three Coke bottles on the ground covered with rune paper, and said perfectly bypassing the previous topic.
Zhao Jing didn't have a jar for ghosts at home, so he rummaged through the cabinets and found a few fat house happy water bottles from under his previous game table.
Little did the three evil creatures know that they would one day be sealed in a Coke bottle.
The little monk finally put the wooden fish and the Buddha beads in place, meditated up, and said, "I want to surpass them." ”
"There's no way they can go to hell."
"Then I have to surpass them, this is bad karma, I Buddha is compassionate, I believe I can surpass them."
The little monk had lofty ambitions, and Zhao Jing did not persuade him again.
He wasn't worried, anyway, the three evil karma had also been sealed, and Zhao Jing had added a few evil charms to the Happy Water Bottle, and they would slowly dissipate in a few days.
Sister Yan and her parents haven't come back yet, and Zhao Jing has nothing to do, so he moved the recliner to lie under the plane tree and play with his mobile phone and read novels.
There is a round stone table and four stone benches under the plane tree, but Zhao Jing still likes the reclining chair, which is more comfortable.
Long Xiaoxuan walked over from the opposite side, carrying a bottle of wine and two goblets in his hand.
He put the wine on the stone table and smiled at Zhao Jing: "Brother Zhao, come, anyway, there is nothing to do, let's have a few drinks." ”
Long Xiaoxuan had a handsome smile on his face, and poured two glasses of wine very enthusiastically.
Looking at Boss Long's smile that was easy to bend a man, Zhao Jing remembered what Boss Long didn't do, and also remembered that he had discovered Boss Long's secret that he didn't pass on, looked at the bottle of wine and the two wine glasses, and his heart was full of vigilance.
"I don't like to drink red wine, and I don't like to use a goblet."
Zhao Jing turned over, walked in and took a Moutai and a set of porcelain cups from the wine cabinet.
These are all wines given to Sister Yan by other business partners, and Sister Yan generally doesn't drink alcohol, so these wines that can't be refused are put in the wine cabinet and stored.
Zhao Jing has no need for wine, but he can drink it, this is the amount of wine poured out by the group of old friends when he went to the house of his old friends with the tiger when he was a child.
"I'm a traditional person, and I don't like to drink foreign wine and use foreign things." Zhao Jing poured two more glasses and explained.
Boss Long didn't speak, so he smiled and glanced at Zhao Jing from top to bottom.
The watch is Rolex, the mobile phone is Apple, the clothes are St. Paul St. Paul, the pants are Anima, the shoes are ECCO, and Zhao Jing's body, without exception, is all foreign goods......
……
The stone table was piled with wine bottles.
Zhao Jing was bored, so he drank a few more glasses, and he was dizzy, and he kept seeing Sister Yan and her parents coming back, passing by, and didn't pay attention to it.
Long Xiaoxuan didn't know if he was drunk or not, anyway, he looked like a drunkard on the surface.
Before they knew it, the two began to blow loudly.
"Zhao Ruanfan, what's wrong with your face? Wife beaten? ”
"You are talking nonsense, I hit it myself, I went crazy and beat it myself!"
"Hehe, you just say it about tracheitis, my old dragon is not a big mouth." Boss Long glanced up behind Zhao Jing and fought back, not to be outdone.
At the mention of tracheitis, Zhao Jing, whose face was flushed, first glanced at Long Xiaoxuan's back, and then a wine bottle fell to the ground and started a drunken madness.
"Fuck you! You are embarrassed to say that I don't lift the dragon, I think you are tracheitis! ”
"Also, I'm afraid you don't know that Zhao Feiyan is as good as a little sheep in front of me. I am the real head of the family, where is I so afraid of my wife as you are? ”
As if poked in the sore spot, Boss Long also slapped the table, stood up and scolded: "Bastard, I have tracheitis? ”
"That yellow-faced woman in my family never dared to say a word in front of me!"
The two crackled a lot on this topic, and then ......
At the same time, he was grabbed by the ear.
Boss Long, who just wanted to stand up and go crazy, was shocked, and a frightened expression appeared on his face.
Seeing that Long Buju, who was caught by his wife, Zhao Jing finally gloated and laughed.
Suddenly, Zhao Jing became angry, his laughter stopped, and a cold sweat broke out.
He felt as if there was an iceberg behind him......