After Shi Xianyu was bombarded indiscriminately by Lu Qiqi, she hid when she saw the steak, and the cold powder vomited as soon as she ate it, and she could eat normally after half a month.

Really, it's not that she's exaggerating, it's that Lu Qiqi is really terrible when he learns to cook.

Have you ever talked about who uses sugar as salt to stir-fry vegetables and laundry detergent to make steamed buns?

Shi Xianyu felt sick to her stomach when she thought of the taste of the bun.

……

After Lu Qiqi learned to cook, he happily bought a lot of vegetables and various spices from supermarkets and vegetable markets and put them in the kitchen of the dormitory.

After Lu Qiqi put the dishes away, she went to buy a lot of pots and pans, and she didn't know that she thought she was going to wholesale, and even other members of the student union who passed by asked in unison: "Qiqi, why did you come back from wholesale so many pots?" ”

After Lu Qiqi packed up everything, he filled the bathtub with hot water and stretched his sore body from holding heavy objects for a long time.

After Lu Qiqi finished taking a bath, he found out-

She didn't have gas.

Lu Qiqi was a little broken.

She has been preparing for so long and it was so in vain?

She can resist vegetable pots and pans, but the gas can't! She was still a weak woman.

A woman as strong as an ox.

Lu Qiqi silently recited "don't give up, don't give up" in his heart, and went out on a bicycle.

Lu Qiqi went to other people's dormitories one by one and asked, and the results were all the same: "I'm sorry, I don't have gas." ”

When Lu Qiqi was dejected and ready to go back to accept the reality of ordering takeout, Bei Ming Ye noticed her.

Bei Mingye went to ask the person Lu Qiqi was looking for just now, and when she learned that she was looking for gas, she silently dialed the phone.

"Ding-dong."

When Lu Qiqi was still in the mood to flip through his mobile phone, the doorbell rang.

Lu Qiqi opened the door and saw an uncle riding a motorcycle, still holding a gas canister in his hand, and said to Lu Qiqi: "Hello." ”

Lu Qiqi nodded and said, "Hello." ”

As soon as Lu Qiqi's words fell, the uncle walked in with a gas canister, and as soon as the uncle entered, Lu Qiqi found the Northern Dark Night that was blocked by the uncle.

Lu Qiqi: "Senior Bei, why are you here?" ”

North Night: "I'll bring you gas." ”

Lu Qiqi was slightly surprised in his heart, but he still didn't say anything.

The uncle moved the gas tank to the kitchen, and the gas was connected to the warm bar, and then he stepped on his small motorcycle and walked away "suddenly".

Lu Qiqi returned the skin: "Thank you, uncle!" ”

The uncle's motorcycle was still shaking, and when he saw Lu Qiqi, he was a little frightened, and a feeling of regret arose.

After the uncle stabilized the motorcycle, he replied: "I only have twenty-nine!" ”

Lu Qiqi turned around, bowed, and said to Bei Mingye: "Thank you, Senior Bei, I will return the gas money to you in the future!" ”

Northern Styx nodded and said, "No need." ”

With your little money, you might as well keep it for snacks.

Lu Qiqi and Bei Mingye just stood in place and looked at each other, Lu Qiqi saw that Bei Mingye had no intention of leaving, and asked tentatively: "Senior Bei, do you want to stay here for lunch?" ”

Northern Styx nodded.

Lu Qiqi strode to the kitchen, washed the pot and some vegetables, cut the meat into pieces, and then punched the gas and poured peanut oil.

Bei Ming Ye is like the owner of this house, walked to the living room and picked up the remote control and turned on the TV, watching the bloody TV series with a blank face.

"Ahh

Lu Qiqi's screams came from the kitchen.