"Jingle bell!"

In my sleep, I was woken up by the continuous doorbell, and my eyes didn't open, so I got up and went to open the door, not because I was afraid that the other party would be in a hurry, but I really didn't like the doorbell chosen by the fat man.

I pressed down on the doorknob, pushed it out, and then turned around and walked in the direction of the bed, to be honest, for a person who has been working 9 to 5 for many years, the day and night bar life is still not very comfortable.

When the soft mattress blocked my steps, I immediately fell forward.

"Ah~"!

Just when Zhou Gong's daughter took my hand again, a loud female voice shattered the dream mirror that had not yet begun to be constructed.

I am a very easy-going person, but I have a bad problem, I get up very hard, and the reason why the fat man is much stronger than me and is very obedient to me is that he left an indelible shadow when he woke me up countless times.

The dream was shattered, I had no intention of sleeping, I supported my arms hard, staggered my steps, and controlled my center of gravity, I was now in bed, and when I looked up, I was a very casually dressed girl.

"You, you hooligan, hurry up and put on your clothes."

Hearing her speak, I was sure that the girl in front of me was actually the witch Tiantian, and when I looked down, I realized that I was too tired yesterday, I took a shower, and I didn't wear pajamas, except for a small trouser, there was nothing else.

"Are you a hooligan, it's you who look at me, it's not me who looks at you, my brother is a man who will never get it, remember to buy a ticket next time you see it?" That being said, I still immediately put the quilt on it, after all, I am familiar with it, but I can't be so 'honest'.

"Oh, this little guy, dare to tease me now? However, this kid can't be good-looking, looking thin and small, I didn't expect to be in such a good figure. Tian Tian thought a little shyly, this is the first time I've seen him like this since I grew up.

"Really? You don't say that I don't think so, but when you say this, I really found out that you kid's figure is okay...... The man my mother wants, there is no one who can run, you still don't struggle, the more you struggle, the more excited I am. As he spoke, he walked towards me step by step, his tongue still rolling around his lips, like a great official of Simon.

Naturally, I won't be deceived by her, this girl looks enthusiastic, in fact, she is very conservative, and she has not had a few boyfriends, but until now, the first kiss is said to have not been sent out.

I pulled back the quilt and said excitedly, "Come, my queen, come and pamper me, and whip me as much as you like with your gentle little hands." "Talking and dancing.

Poof, she couldn't help but laugh first, "I don't understand, you're really too cheap, haha!" ”

"Cut!" gave her a middle finger, which was a rebuttal.

As I went to the closet to look for clothes, the fat man's discordant voice rang out.

"Hey, you two got up early, or slept late, and the door is not closed, this is too unrestrained, tsk, is this a new move?"

The fat man is still the fat man who always only thinks about the lower half of his body, and I am immune to his daily stubbornness.

Not answering, ignoring and ignoring is the best way to cope.

Today's fat man seems to be really stimulated, and when he sees that I don't pay attention to it, he runs to provoke Tian Tian without dying.

"Hey, hey, sweet, as the saying goes, rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest, why do you have to look around, the quantity is not much, not to mention that the quality is not as good as mine, otherwise, since you don't understand that you have accepted it, take it too, I don't mind being small, my queen." As he spoke, he had pursed his thick lips and leaned towards Tiantian.

"I went, I didn't find out before, under the expression of the fat man, his face is like a bean bag, and he can't see his facial features clearly at all." This fresh and refined appearance, shocked me and I wanted to sing a song, ugly, it's not strange to turn off the lights.

No matter what the fat man's expression is, I can't understand what the fat man's mood is like at this moment, but I can expect that Tian Tian is definitely not in a good mood at this moment.

"Really?" Tian Tian asked with cold eyes, but the fat guy didn't know what to think, he had already closed his eyes, waiting for a gentle kiss, and couldn't see Tian Tian's eyes at all.

Looking at the fat man's neck, with a ninety-degree arc, he pointed hard, and then saw Tiantian's even more cold eyes, I could only silently mourn for the fat man.

"Fatty, we will still be good brothers in the next life, I just hope you will learn a lesson, kiss in the next life, remember to open your eyes!"

"Okay, the queen, I'll pamper you today...... Ahh ”

After finishing speaking, his left hand stretched out, and the nine yin white bone claws controlled the fat man's approaching face, and then Foshan Shadowless Feet appeared, and he kicked the fat man's round belly.

"Ah, I'll go, you little girl...... Oops, you're going to fight me back...... Oh, I was wrong, I was wrong, the queen spares my life! ”

In the sweet shouts and the fat man's pleas for mercy, their battlefield has gone outside.

"Thank you, brother, it's still interesting enough for you, every time you want to be beaten, you can pull the hatred away, and we will be brothers in the next life." He bowed deeply in the direction of the door.

Then, there was no then, a dead fat man, who couldn't take up too much space, and of course I continued to wear my clothes.

"Brother, brother, the most loved is you, top cylinder, beaten, it's you every time." Humming the tune that followed Yu Sinxue, he raised his head, hey, yes, I'm handsome again today.

When I went out and saw that neither of them was there, it was estimated that either they had passed in advance, or the fat man had just run away and forgot the way back.

Midnight, always the moment the music starts, it has already begun, and today the white python is here again, although strictly speaking, this is the second time we have met, but I am already familiar with him.

As usual, I begged for a glass of liquor and chatted with some gossip, I didn't ask him about his future, and he didn't ask me how I felt after reading.

"Hey! I don't understand, I just saw a white python at the door, have you talked to him? "The white python just left, and before I could go back to the bar to rest for a while, Tiantian and the fat man finally arrived.

"When did you gossip so much, don't talk about him, let's talk about you first, why did you go, leave me here alone, is this your attitude towards the chairman?"

"Well, I didn't do anything, I just ran this house, and then I chased, and then he got on the bus, and then I took a taxi to chase ,...... By the time I caught up with him, I didn't know where it was, and I had been waiting for that place for a long time......" In this way, Tian Tian showed her strong language skills, and it took about half an hour to describe about 50,000 words, which made me admire her as if ......

Maybe it's really the difference in the worldview of boys and girls, in my cognition, the whole process, in fact, summed up, is just three words, run away.

"Okay, drink saliva first, and then take the fat man, go to the warehouse, and get some wine back." As he spoke, he handed her a bottle of Nongfu Spring.

Don't get me wrong, it's not that I'm a gentleman, it's just because, if I don't give it to her, she will open it herself, and when the time comes, the cost will not be out of my control.

"I want it too, bring me a bottle too, I ran all the way, and I died of thirst!" With that, a pair of fat hands had arrived in front of my eyes.

"You, go upstairs to the kitchen, there's running water, it's cool, it's cheap, and it's unlimited." With a snap, he opened the fat man's hand and pointed in the direction of the stairs.

"I don't understand, you're wrong, put aside our brothers, just say that Tiantian and I are your employees, do you think it's appropriate for you to treat you so differently?" The fat man shook his head and said.

To be honest, I am highly myopia, and when I got closer, I saw that this guy was injured on his face, and the size of the mark just matched the sweet hand, which made me almost soft-hearted.

However, when I thought of the great philosopher, who once said that men should be cruel to themselves, my strength was awakened again.

"Oh, that's it, fat man, look at your face, does it hurt?" I asked.

"It hurts, it hurts, and most importantly, my spirit hurts, and the women who love me and love are dead and alive, and they can no longer ......"

"Oh, that's really painful, remember to be careful next time, or exercise more, just run fast and don't get caught." I comforted.

"What's wrong with this guy today, is what he should do?" The fat man's mind is full of question marks.

"Okay, thank you for your concern, you can help me get a bottle of water!"

"Didn't I tell you? Go drink tap water? I asked, with a straight face.

"Then you are not fair......!" What he wanted to say, I naturally knew, raised his hand to interrupt him and said, "I, the leader, is very fair, there are many kinds of welfare, water, greetings and care, all of them, how can I say that I am not fair?" ”

Hearing my words, Tian Tian squirted a mouthful of water directly on the fat man's face, and then he covered his stomach and laughed.

"I know that nothing to be courteous is, either a traitor or a thief, you wait for me, hum!" After saying that, he went out angrily.

Just as I was about to chase after him, a man in a robe, a long sword in his hand, and long hair flowing at his side sat in front of the bar.

"Little Er, a pot of old wine, half a catty of beef!" The people shouted and shouted.

When I got closer, I saw that this was a man, but this equipment was indeed a bit out of the mainstream.

However, I find it funny, strange and magical are often not far apart, as long as you pay attention enough.

I ordered a pound of beef in a nearby beef restaurant, and the rest was reserved for breakfast.

I came and went in a hurry, as if I was in a hurry to do something, and when he went out, I suddenly found that this guy didn't pay, and when I was about to chase him out, I found that there was an oversized paper airplane and a bottle of wine on the bar.

The name of the wine, chivalrous.