【092】Do you also exorcise ghosts?
"How? Scared, right? ”
Seeing that I frowned suddenly, Qi Fat Man thought that I was bluffed by his identity, and then said with a proud face: "Dao Ye is not as knowledgeable as you, if you know each other, get out of here!" Don't bother me to exorcise ghosts for Su Su, human life is a matter of heaven, can you afford this responsibility? ”
While speaking, Qi Fatzi pulled Su Su and prepared to get into the car again. If you want to say that this Su Su is really enough, it's all up to this point, and she is actually willing to get in the car with Qi Fatzi, I am really anxious for her IQ.
Now that I have decided to come out, of course I can't sit idly by, so I stopped them, and then laughed and said, "You should indeed exorcise ghosts, but the first thing to exorcise is a pervert like you!" ”
"Huh?"
As soon as he heard this, Fat Qi immediately frowned, and couldn't help but glance at me. And before he could speak, Su Su on the side was so anxious that he was about to cry, and said, "It's true, I really have a ghost on me, and I will come out at night!" ”
"Do you hear that?"
As soon as Su Su's words fell, Qi Fatzi's eyes couldn't help but flash a touch of pride, and then he smiled sarcastically: "Who are the two of you?" People Su Su's own affairs, do you need to meddle in your own affairs? ”
"Humph! I've got you covered! ”
With a sneer, I had already pushed away Qi Fatzi, and then said to Su Su: "Don't believe his nonsense!" He just wants to rub oil on you, if you really have this problem, I can help you! ”
"This ......"
As soon as she heard this, Su Su couldn't help but glance at me suspiciously, and subconsciously asked, "You can also exorcise ghosts?" ”
"Of course!"
I nodded affirmatively, but I couldn't help but have some doubts in my heart, I had already looked carefully just now, and there were no ghosts on this Su Su's body at all. It's just that she herself has repeatedly insisted that she has a ghost on her body, and Yin Tang is indeed a little dark, so for a while, I don't know what the situation is.
However, if she is really haunted by evil spirits, I will naturally find a way to help her solve it. Anyway, I've already laid the foundation, if I can't even solve the "ghost haunting", then don't you laugh off other people's big teeth?
"Yo yo yo, I'm not afraid of the wind flashing my tongue......"
As soon as I finished speaking, the fat man Qi on the side couldn't help but laugh again: "Do you think that a person will exorcise ghosts?" ”
While speaking, Qi Fatzi actually took out a piece of rune paper directly from his pocket, chattering something crookedly in his mouth, and with a flick of his fingertips, he only heard a "poof", and the rune paper burned all of a sudden.
"Ahh
Seeing that the rune paper spontaneously combusted without fire, Su Su immediately screamed, and then looked at Qi Fatzi with a fiery face, obviously convinced of his identity. Even Wang Yuxuan couldn't help but look dumbfounded, lowered his voice and said, "Damn, really know?" ”
"Hey......
Looking at Su Su's fiery face, Qi Fatzi couldn't help but laugh proudly, then looked at me and said provocatively: "How?" Why don't you try it too? ”
"Try it!"
A mere fire talisman, even an ordinary person, as long as they master the spell, can easily ignite the talisman paper, what is commendable about this?
"Carving insect skills!"
glanced at the fat man with disdain, and I subconsciously touched my pocket!
It's broken, my pocket is empty, but where is there still half a piece of rune paper? My talisman paper was in my suitcase, and my poor suitcase had fallen off the cliff with the bus a few days earlier......
Xu saw the embarrassment on my face, Qi Fatzi suddenly sneered, and said, "Even if it is a small skill of carving insects, then you can also show your hand?" ”
"Brother, what should I do?"
Wang Yuxuan also obviously noticed the heat in Su Su's eyes, and hurriedly dragged me, looking very anxious. He and I grew up together, and he didn't think I really had any skills at exorcising ghosts.
Seeing his anxious look, I couldn't help but suddenly ask, "Do you really like her?" ”
"I ......"
As soon as he heard this, Wang Yuxuan's face suddenly became a little embarrassed, he gritted his teeth, and finally nodded: "Yes!" ”
"Alright then!"
Nodding, I pulled out a crumpled bill from my pocket, bit my finger, and drew the simplest rune on it.
Compared to yellow paper, banknotes are obviously not the best material for drawing symbols, but I can't find a better material now, so I can only use them. And I didn't have time to find any talisman pens and cinnabar, so I could only replace them with "Tongzimei", which contains more yang energy.
The runes were so complete that I didn't even have to chant a spell, and with a flick of my hand, the crumpled bill burst into flames.
"Wow!"
Seeing that the banknote spontaneously combusted without fire in an instant, Wang Yuxuan's eyes suddenly lit up, and he hurriedly said to Su Su: "Did you see it, did you see it......
"Huh?"
At the same time, the fat man Qi on the opposite side couldn't help frowning deeply, and then came to me, arched his hand, and said, "Qi Hongliang, the eighty-seventh generation disciple of the Xiamaoshan Sect, didn't ask for advice?" ”
I glanced at him coldly, and said in my heart, are you embarrassed to call yourself a disciple of Maoshan Mountain? Just like you, you are not afraid of insulting the name of Maoshan!
So he said, "Wang Lin! No door, no faction! ”
As soon as he heard that I had no sect and no faction, Qi Hongliang was obviously relieved, so he came to me and whispered in a low voice: "They are all like-minded people, brothers, give face, Qi will have a good reward!" ”
"Fuck your face!"
As soon as Qi Hongliang finished speaking, I already put a straight foot in his chest, I already wanted to clean you up! Just a scumbag like you, embarrassed to let me give you face? I'll give your sister face!
Although Qi Hongliang is a disciple of Maoshan, he has not built a foundation, and his body has been hollowed out by wine, no wonder even an ordinary person like Wang Yuxuan can knock him down with one punch. As for my kick, even though I had shown mercy to him, I still kicked him four or five meters away!
"You!"
In front of Su Su, I kicked him to the ground, Qi Hongliang suddenly became angry, his face was red and his neck was thick, and he was ready to find me desperately when he got up.
I didn't pay attention to him at all, glared at him coldly, and shouted, "Get out! Let me see you again, it's not as easy as it is now! ”
"Count you ruthless! You wait for me! ”
also glared at me fiercely, Qi Hongliang didn't dare to rush up in the end, so he only left a cruel word, and then got into the car and quickly fled.
"Holy!"
drove away Qi Hongliang, Wang Yuxuan couldn't help but grab me excitedly, and praised: "Brother, you are too awesome!" How did you do that? ”
"Nothing! It's just a little magic! ”
As soon as the words fell, Su Su on the side grabbed me violently, and begged with a bitter face: "Master! Please, help me, I'm really not good anymore! I'm going crazy with torture! ”
"Huh?"
I subconsciously frowned, and then said, "But I don't think you really have any ghosts on you?" ”
"Yes!"
As soon as I heard that I still didn't believe it, Su Su cried anxiously on the spot: "There really is!" Every night comes to my dreams...... Whining...... Really, you believe me! ”
"Alas, don't cry!"
Seeing her crying in a hurry, I was also a little helpless, this public, I don't know what I thought I had done to her! So he quickly nodded and persuaded: "Okay!" I believe you, I believe it is not possible yet? ”
"Don't cry yet, tell me what the hell is going on."
"Eun!"
As soon as she heard this, Su Su really stopped crying, and told me about what happened to her recently.
According to Su Su, she has been having the same nightmare lately, and as soon as she falls asleep, a man dressed in black will immediately appear in her dreams.
At first, she thought it was just her nervousness, but once, when she woke up, she saw the man in black floating outside the window of their bedroom, and kept waving to her......
Another time, she was dressed before going to bed, but when she woke up, she was naked. What's even more bizarre is that she later found that the clothes were hanging on a large tree outside their dormitory.
Su Su woke up at this time, and felt that he was likely to be entangled by ghosts, so he posted his experience on the "Ghost Bar" on the Internet, and then it was this Qi Hongliang who took the initiative to contact her, saying that he was an authentic Maoshan Taoist priest who could help her exorcise ghosts, so there is such a place today.
It's also fate, if it weren't for my cousin who happened to call me to pick him up, and I happened to drive a Buick car similar to Qi Hongliang, Su Su might have been deceived by Qi Hongliang today.
And even if Su Su was deceived, with Qi Hongliang's little bit of Taoism, he might not be able to help her drive away the evil ghost.