Chapter 150: Yao Junlin, you out-and-out stinky rascal
After dinner, the responsibility of washing the dishes naturally fell on Yao Junlin. 【】
Lin Yu and his son sat on the sofa and watched the romance TV series at eight o'clock, and the heroine in it was staging a bitter love drama. The storyline is almost rotten.
If you have a special birthmark on your body, you must be the biological child of a big family wandering away! The heroine is a soft persimmon, pinched and accurate. The female supporting characters are usually very powerful, and the male protagonists are turned around.
The strange thing is that Lin Yu can cry a lot in this vulgar TV series that is not surprising, maybe this is something called emotional resonance.
Little baby Lin Yao turned a blind eye to such a scene. He had long been accustomed to his god-like mother, sometimes noble as a queen, sometimes sloppy as a little woman.
Fortunately, she has only changed so much at home, and only a few people have seen her ugliness.
After Yao Junlin cleaned up the kitchen, he came out and saw a strange picture of the combination of two mothers and sons, the two of them were busy with each other, and there was no sense of disobedience.
The corners of his mouth lifted up, and he walked over and sat down among them.
With the people you care about the most by your side, ordinary and trivial days can also become great happiness.
"Lady, my husband has been working in the kitchen all night, and my whole body hurts, can you give me a massage?" Yao Junlin leaned into Lin Yu's ear with a hippie smile and begged his wife to spoil him.
Lin Yu was busy wiping his tears with a tissue, and he didn't hear Yao Junlin's words at all.
"Xiaoyu, grandma called you!" Lin Yao tinkered with the toys in his hand, and when he saw that his father was blocked by Mommy, he offered to help.
As soon as she heard that her mother was calling, Lin Yu threw away the remote control and quickly got up to find her phone.
Seeing that his wife was bluffed by her son, Yao Junlin was also stunned.
"Dad, am I amazing?" Xiao Lin Yao gave Yao Junlin an electric eye, and showed off, "Tell you, when Mommy watches soap operas and enters the play, you just need to tell her that grandma is looking for her, and you will get her attention back." Don't look at her so fierce, you're most afraid of grandma. ”
Five-year-old Lin Yao, with his own experience, summed up a set of truths.
The son's remarks made the invincible god of war on the battlefield nod in admiration.
"Son, I've been taught, tell my dad more tricks to deal with Mommy in the future, without your help, I really don't know what to do with her."
Yao Junlin thought that with his understanding of Lin Yu, it would be more than enough to subdue her. After hitting a wall today, he realized that those tricks were far from enough. It seems that I still have to ask my son for advice.
Xiao Lin Yao sighed in a good way, and explained to his father truthfully: "Mommy is afraid of grandma, and this trick is not always effective. When you use it, it also depends on the timing. But dad don't worry, in addition to using grandparents, you can also use godmothers, and when I'm not there, you can also use me! There is always one who will be spiritual. ”
He twittered to teach his father, Yao Junlin didn't expect his son to be so powerful. What he said was a very important person to Lin Yu. Their existence can influence Lin Yu's decision. At a young age, being able to see through this made Yao Junlin suddenly feel a terrifying feeling of afterlife.
The father and son talked happily, but they did not notice a shadow approaching them.
"You ...... You two ......" Lin Yu picked up the phone, there was no call, and there was no missed prompt. Knowing that she was being fooled by her son, she turned back and heard that the father and son actually conspired to deal with her.
Yao Junlin and Lin Yao turned around and saw Lin Yu with a black face, and felt oppressed.
"Daddy, run!" Feeling that Xiao Yu was about to run away, Lin Yao reminded Yao Junlin loudly, dropped the toy, spread his legs and ran.
Yao Junlin didn't know what the outcome would be, and continued to sit in the same place. Maybe he knew, it was useless to escape, so he was simply arrested, hoping that his wife would have a good time.
Lin Yu pounced on him, bared his teeth, and stared at Yao Junlin with a fierce face. In order to act more likely, there is a strange whining sound in the mouth.
"Wife, you don't look fierce at all, you're so cute." Yao Junlin was pressed under him, not afraid of death.
Also, her appearance can only scare Xiao Lin Yao, who is still in the stage of innocence.
The battle was defeated, and Lin Yu began to pretend to be aggrieved.
"What do you say will hurt me? I don't love you anymore! As he spoke, he wiped his tears like a decent one.
The two men, one older and one younger, heard that they didn't love them anymore, so they immediately knelt down in front of Lin Yu and confessed their mistakes.
Xiao Lin Yao is very ghostly, he knows that his mother is just talking, and it is impossible not to really love him. Worried about his father's offense, the little man is ready to do things by himself.
"Xiaoyu, it's not Dad's fault for this matter, if you want to blame you, I'll blame me alone. Maybe I heard it wrong, didn't you also say it, sometimes it feels like the phone is vibrating, as if it's a text message, but there's nothing when you pick it up. This time, it was a pure misunderstanding! ”
Yaoyao's little baby said quite reasonably, Lin Yu nodded in agreement, and smiled weirdly, she was ready to scare the father and son.
At this time, I don't know who called. Hearing the life-saving bell, Yao Junlin and Xiao Lin Yao glanced at each other and breathed a sigh of relief.
The queen can't afford to mess with her, especially the injured queen, who doesn't even dare to touch her little tail.
"Hmph, I'll settle accounts with you later!" Lin Yu saw Mu Yan's call, got up and walked to the bedroom to answer the phone.
At noon, Mu Yan followed Lin Yiming away, and he didn't call until now, which must be a very important military situation.
As soon as Lin Yu left, Xiao Lin Yao sat on the floor. Yao Junlin picked up the little guy and smiled knowingly.
"Son, in the future, when Dad is not around, if Mom is unhappy, you have to tease her like tonight, even if she gets angry for a while. Let her be bored alone, and Dad will be very worried. Yao Junlin smiled and instructed his son, although his son was still young, in his eyes, he was already a man who could hold up the sky.
was assigned such a difficult task by his father, but Xiao Lin Yao not only did not feel pressured. Instead, he patted his small chest, squinted his eyes and smiled: "Dad, don't worry, I will take care of my mother." She is the most important woman in your life and mine, and I protect her in the name of a man! ”
I don't know where this little baby learned such a luxurious rhetoric, and Yao Junlin, who has been in the world for a long time, couldn't help but be moved in the face of these words.
Lin Yu didn't know that the most important man in her life was having an in-depth conversation, and she missed the most beautiful scenery.
After connecting the phone, Mu Yan's cheerful voice came from the other end.
"Girl, girl, I'm so happy today, I wanted to call you early to tell you about my good mood, but I haven't been free until now." Mu Yan spoke excitedly, and the happy atmosphere, with the fluctuation of the air, arrived at Lin Yu.
"I've felt your good mood enough, tell me what makes you so happy?" Lin Yu stood by the bedroom curtain, playing with his hair, and asked slowly.
"You know, this is the happiest thing I've had in more than 20 years, it's related to my life events, I really want to have a glass of wine to celebrate!" Mu Yan continued to talk as if he hadn't heard Lin Yu's question.
Pregnant and want to drink to celebrate? Lin Yu immediately yelled at the phone and taught Mu Yan a hard lesson.
"Hahaha, girl, I'll just tell you, I know I can't drink now, don't worry. Even if you want to celebrate, you will replace wine with water, so don't be angry! Mu Yan finished his words with a smile, and Lin Yu's anger was extinguished.
"It's good to know, just remember that you're about to become a mother. This is what you taught me, and I don't need to be verbose. ”
She still remembers that in those difficult days, it was Mu Yan who encouraged her to come over.
When you are a child, you only need to be obedient at the moment, and your parents will be relieved. As a mother, what she plans in her heart is the child's life. Time begins before it is born.
Mu Yan hummed obediently, and Lin Yu asked her what happened happily tonight.
When asked about this topic, Mu Yan began to smile again.
"Girl, he asked me if I could accept him. You know, it's the most touching love story I've ever heard! The happy music came, and the world of Lin Yu became bright in an instant.
She was really worried that Lin Yiming would hurt Mu Yan by saying something bad, it turned out to be good news. The stone hanging in her heart finally fell to the ground.
"Beautiful, isn't it? The treacherous laughter was suppressed, so as not to be heard by Lin Yiming, and he thought that he was on the thief ship. Lin Yu reminded Mu Yan with a smile.
"That's why I didn't let him get on my boat!" Mu Yan suddenly replied seriously.
Lin Yu thought that there was something wrong with her ears and didn't hear clearly, so she hurriedly asked what the situation was.
Mu Yan repeated what he had just said, and Lin Yu was sure that he had heard correctly.
It took her a while to react, and she began to roar again: "You're not sick in the brain, are you?" Haven't you always liked him? Why did you hesitate when he asked you to accept him? ”
Lin Yu didn't understand what Mu Yan was doing.
"Let's meet tomorrow and we'll talk about it in detail, okay? I don't want to talk about this today, I just want to get drunk in this happiness. ”
Mu Yan said this, and Lin Yu couldn't continue to blame her, so he had to agree.
Sighing and hanging up the phone, he turned around and was hugged in his arms by Yao Junlin.
"What's the matter, you quarreled with Mu Yan?" Yao Junlin asked her softly, his chin rubbing against her smooth cheeks.
Lin Yu shook his head and told him that the specific situation was not clear.
"Yaoyao slept?" Lin Yu didn't see his son, so he asked.
"Yes, it's not too early, you and Mu Yan have been talking for a long time, and you have completely abandoned our father and son." Yao Junlin showed a resentful expression, telling her grievances.
Lin Yu looked at him funny, and Yao Junlin suddenly picked her up and put her on the bed. Knowing what was going to happen next, Lin Yu snorted unconsciously.
As soon as he met her, Yao Junlin began to be unable to control her. Kissing the corner of her lips, he suddenly said badly: "Wife, are you very strange just now how the clothes inside are loose?" ”
"How do you know?" Lin Yu showed a strange expression.
After a deep sigh, Yao Junlin smiled evilly: "Because, I untied it." ”
Lin Yu was so angry that he shouted: "Ah, Yao Junlin, you are an out-and-out stinky rascal!" ”