Chapter 699: Looking for a Dead Traitor 4
Can you still share the treasure of Nanyang Heaven with the people of other heavens? It's so good to be a public official! Mother, I will also be a public official in the future. ”
"Son, you have great ambitions. But my mother would rather you be a bandit than a public official. After all, greedy public officials will be arrested, and you are so greedy, so my mother thinks that you are still more suitable to be a bandit. ”
Dudu pouted: "Mother's ......"
Seeing that the mother and son had forgotten about them at all, the deputy captain said, "Children can't talk nonsense!" We can be sure that they didn't come to Yinshan for the treasure here, and they didn't know that Yinshan would directly open the clouds and fog today, so they would definitely not enter the forbidden land of Yinshan. As for what they are doing, we have nothing to say for the time being, but we can guarantee that they are not here to kill people. ”
"What guarantees do you have?" Dudu asked.
"Because they reported it to us before. They're here to do business, not to kill. ”
"They said they were here to do something, not to kill people, and you believed it. Then I will sue Uncle Jiuqing later, saying that you collect taxes indiscriminately, kill innocents indiscriminately, convict at will, and force good people to become prostitutes, then Uncle Jiuqing will definitely believe me! ”
“……”
Another vice-captain said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense if the child doesn't understand." What evidence do you have that we collect taxes indiscriminately, kill innocents indiscriminately, and convict at will? even forced Liang to become a prostitute...... How can you talk nonsense at your young age? ”
"Because the mayor and grandfather said that you are tyrannical and tyrannical, and you are still killing people at will in Yinshan. Just now you wanted to arrest my mother casually. As for forcing good people to become prostitutes, I specially added them, and the four-word words come in four groups, which sounds neat and symmetrical! ”
“……!!! What he said doesn't count! said that we were rampant and murderous at will, he had no evidence at all, as for your mother's affairs, isn't this the flood that washed the Dragon King Temple, and his family doesn't recognize his own family? ”
"Uncle, I said that my mother already has a man, and that man is my father. My dad is much more handsome than you, when did we become our own family with you? You can eat food indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense! If you say that again, I'll be angry! ”
What else did the vice captain say, but he was directly stopped by the captain.
He can see that this stinky boy is a super-stirring stick. Whatever you say, he can mess up what you say.
"Little boy, since your mother will leave the connection to you to do, then you say, how can you be willing to ignore the things of Fang Cai?"
Dudu's face was straight, he didn't talk nonsense anymore, and said righteously: "First, I don't care how many things you have collected in Yinshan in the past, as long as you give 100 million white crystals, you will stop immediately." Second, you let the villagers of Yinshan help you kill people, using our labor force, and the matter of sending 50 million white crystals will be stopped. Thirdly, when you saw my mother, you were going to arrest her, which greatly offended her. Now she doesn't want to talk to you at all, only I can persuade my mother, so you give me 50 million white crystals and stop it. Fourth, regarding the matter of forcing good people to become prostitutes, you give me 100 million white crystals, and this matter will be stopped. Otherwise, I will call an aunt to drag her old sow later, and say that you not only intend to rape her aunt, but also defile their pigs! In a word, give me 300 million white crystals, and everything will be over! ”
Dudu is going crazy to be poor along the way. Although there is an inexhaustible amount of amethyst on the body, it turns out that amethyst has become a forbidden product. Then he was reluctant to give up the treasures on his body, and he didn't dare to sell as many space rings as a cow's hair.
In addition, along the way, the master kept telling him not to show his wealth, but because the master wanted to raise 100,000 disciples, he seemed to be noble and temperamental, but in fact he was poor.
So what he needs most now is Bai Jing! White Crystal! Except for Baijing or Baijing!
Except for Lu Xiaoxiao, Nangong Yunfeng and Fu Xiaobai, the big mouth of the lion made everyone's eyebrows twitch faintly, especially the law enforcement team members, whose whole face was almost knotted.
Looking at the hatred of Dudu, it is simply not something that can be calculated clearly by spitting his face.
"Little boy, it won't be interesting for you to say that, what do you think?" The captain convulsed and vetoed Dudu's request.
"I think it's good, it's fun!" Dudu nodded earnestly.
It's hairy!
The captain looked at Dudu fiercely and said, "We are public officials, and we only have 30,000 white crystals a month, and these team members are not even 30,000. You may not be able to calculate how much 30,000 white crystals a month can have in a year. But I can tell you with certainty that we can't get the money even if we work for a lifetime. ”
"Oh." Dudu nodded in frustration: "Then forget it, then let's talk slowly after Uncle Jiuqing comes." ”
"You ......"
The deputy captain of the smiling tiger gently pulled down the captain's sleeve and told him not to be angry, while he himself said to Dudu: "Little brother, did your mother teach you to be kind to others?" ”
Dudu shook her head: "My mother only taught me to beat the water dogs." ”
"......" everyone glanced at Lu Xiaoxiao resentfully. Wonder if this woman is really her mother? How can a mother teach a child like this? What a beautiful child, taught to have no discipline at all, aren't you the flower that poisons the future of Nanyang Tian?
"So you think we're reservoir dogs?" The vice-captain with a bad temper narrowed his eyes slightly.
"Isn't it? Wheel martial arts, we can kill you people in seconds. In the background, Uncle Jiuqing is our friend again. Tsk, it's really not too a**. Why don't you think you're a reservoir dog? ”
The law enforcement team was silent.
At this moment, they all glared at the teammate who had set off the red flare, and then pulled out a green flare.
"Kids, do you see? We've just released red flares, but now we've lifted the crisis. The law enforcement team won't be coming, it's always just us. Actually, we can turn around and leave now, but the members of our law enforcement team are all people in charge. I just offended your mother, and now we want to accompany her, as long as she doesn't get angry and doesn't talk nonsense, we should treat this incident as if it never happened, how about it? The captain asked.
Dudu shook his head: "Not how! Even if you didn't put flares, we let them go when you didn't know them. My Uncle Jiuqing is nearby, and he estimates that he will be there soon. ”