Uncle Quan's voice slowly fell, and I couldn't help but stand in place.

Damn, that's not a joke, is it? I picked up something in the ashes, what kind of profound physiognomy inheritance? Before I could think about how much benefit this physiognomy could bring me, my heart was already filled with the terrifying scene when the immortal's corpse was burned......

I looked left and right, and then gritted my teeth and grabbed the wooden stick that was used to knock bones!

"What are you doing?" Uncle Quan glanced at me and asked.

I gritted my teeth and put my jade ring finger in the air with one hand, while the other hand grabbed the wooden stick and was about to smash it when I saw this......

"I don't want to be like that fairy, I don't believe in knocking on this broken ring!"

Before I could knock it down with a stick, Uncle Quan's quiet words on the side had already made my heart sink.

I only heard Uncle Quan say lightly: "Silly boy, if this ring can be broken, then why should the immortal master of the Lin family wait for death?"

I have to say that Uncle Quan's appearance as if he has nothing to do with himself makes me hate it; But I didn't dare to turn my face, so I had to throw the wooden stick on the ground with hatred, and said to Uncle Quan with a flattering expression: "Good Uncle Quan, everyone has such a deep relationship, you won't die without help, right?" I really didn't know that this jade ring was so evil, if I had known earlier, I wouldn't have dared to put it in my pocket even if I killed you......"

When my voice fell, Uncle Quan rolled his eyes at me, and finally stood up lazily; Seeing this, I took out the cigarette in my pocket very familiarly, and lit one for Uncle Quan.

"Your kid has a strong life, and it's not so easy to die." Uncle Quan took a puff of cigarette and said thoughtfully: "But this jade ring has just passed on you, and it is inevitable that yang energy will reprimand you, so if you don't want to have a nosebleed every day, the sow's eyes will shine, you have to do one thing." ”

I hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?"

Uncle Quan took a puff of his cigarette and gently spit the smoke in my face and said, "Hurry up and make a girl......

Ten minutes later, Uncle Quan had already left the crematorium, and I was already debauched for the first time at this time!

I naturally like to see what Uncle Quan said about pickling girls, you know, in the past eighteen years, I haven't even held a girl's hand, and several times when I went out to eat with that class flower Shen Xiaoqin, I was like a dick, I only dared to be yy in my heart, but on the surface, I had to pretend to be a decent gentleman.

But now that I dropped out of school and came to work in this crematorium, my connection with Shen Xiaoqin naturally disappeared; The family is Bai Fumei, and I, the crematorial corpse of the crematorium, are naturally difficult to enter her eyes.

Based on Uncle Quan's explanation to me, I had to pick up my mobile phone and open WeChat, and I struggled to choose among the limited number of female remarks......

"Shen Xiaoqin can't do it, then soak the second girl of my house next door, she is my hair small!"

"Damn, rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest! Erya and I are like buddies, and they treat me as a brother, if they knew that I had this kind of mind, with her ability to learn taekwondo, she would have to send me to the People's Hospital......"

"Hey, the class leader Li Ying, who I had a crush on in the second grade of elementary school, is not bad; But I've heard my sworn friend Qiangzai say before that this Li Ying is a green tea, and the apple 6 in her hand is still the money collected by several ex-boyfriends......"

Before and after I thought about it, the impulse that Uncle Quan aroused just now dissipated a lot, this kind of thing is not to say that bubbles can be soaked, it also depends on the person!

Seeing that the limited number of women in the circle of friends were all turned over by me, but I still couldn't find one that caught my eye, I immediately shook my head, wondering if I could find a few friends to crowdfund so that I could go to Vietnam to buy a daughter-in-law......

And just as I was about to put my phone back in my pocket, suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind; Immediately after, I quickly opened the phone address book and saw the new contact I had added earlier.

"Fang Xue'er, 156......"

When I saw the name Fang Xue'er, I immediately remembered that this chick had just sent me a bag of snacks before?

I slapped my head suddenly, and then while holding back the ecstasy in my heart, I sent a text message to Fang Xue'er's mobile phone number with trembling hands, "Hello, I'm Zhou Lingfeng, it's nice to meet you, how old are you, well, I don't have a girlfriend yet......"

When Uncle Quan came to take over the shift the next morning, I was already staring at two dark circles, holding a power bank in one hand and holding the mobile phone tightly in the other, and hundreds of text messages had been piled up in the text message box inside, which was the result of my last night's hard work.

"Boy, go back and rest, and come here at three o'clock in the afternoon." Uncle Quan glanced at me and said.

I nodded hurriedly, then took off the white coat, grabbed my coat and walked out, I was already thinking about what to eat with Fang Xue'er at noon......

After sleeping at home for a while, I hurriedly took a shower and tried my best to get rid of the smell of oil smoke on my body, and then rushed over to the place agreed with Fang Xue'er before.

Fang Xue'er is one year younger than me, and now she is in her third year of high school, and with a night of lively chatting last night, I actually made an unprecedented appointment with her for lunch.

Fang Xue'er's high school is one of our local key schools, and when I arrived at the gate of this school, many students were already walking out with school bags on their backs.

After a while, I picked up my mobile phone to make a call, and Fang Xue'er, who was wearing a school uniform, had already appeared in my sight, and I looked at the girl in front of me who could wear a pure temperament even if she wore a school uniform......

Soon, Fang Xue'er and I came to a nearby restaurant with obviously few people, and as soon as we sat down at the dining table, before I could open my mouth to talk to Fang Xue'er, suddenly, a middle-aged man's voice came not far away.

"Boss Wu, I said that 10,000 yuan is not less, I look at your atrium thin and meatless, this is the appearance of poverty, do you see that your restaurant business has become worse and worse over the years? Hey, 10,000 yuan to buy a phase, if you are reluctant to give up the 10,000 yuan, you have to tell me earlier, and it will save me from wasting saliva and talking to you......"

When the voice fell, I hurriedly looked up, only to see that at a dinner table not far away, a middle-aged man with a big belly and wearing a set of jute long-sleeved clothes was talking to the restaurant owner.

I fixed my eyes and found that the middle-aged man who was talking to the restaurant owner looked like a monkey with monkey eyes and ears.

And as the appearance of this middle-aged man was introduced into my eyes, I only felt that the ring finger wearing the jade ring seemed to tremble, and then, an inexplicable thought came to my mind......

"The four blasphemous eyes are like monkey ears, and sex is greedy and cunning......"