Amid the sound of firecrackers, a bar opened in the old neighborhood of Kyoto.

A wooden plaque hangs above the shop, engraved with the four characters of drunkenness, life, dream and death.

Nearly 100 people at the door, for the old block, there has been no new shop opened here for a long time, from the beginning of the decoration of the store, many people began to pay attention, everyone is very curious, what kind of person is the boss, will actually put the bar, open in the old block.

"I don't understand! The drinks are all in storage, what else do I need to do? ”

A pretty figure appeared in the bar hall, wearing a leather coat to outline the devilish figure, outlined convex and concave, a melon seed face, Qiong's nose was upturned, a pair of big watery eyes, was blinking at the person squatting next to the promotion board.

The little one in her mouth didn't understand, and when she heard the sound and looked over, the first thing that caught her eye was a pair of slender legs, straight and slender, her eyes moved up, and inside the open top was a tight T-shirt, dripping sweat like a stream flowing into the ocean, sliding into the T-shirt.

"The ancients didn't deceive me, sure enough, people go to high places, and water flows to low places," Xiao didn't understand and said without answering the rhetorical question.

The pretty figure is wiping her sweat with a towel, although she doesn't need to carry it, but she has been running with it all morning, and it's hot.

Suddenly hearing the emotion that I didn't understand, I couldn't help but be stunned, I don't know why this guy suddenly became literary and artistic.

However, as the other party's gaze focused, she looked down and watched the sweat slowly slide into her most sensitive parts, and she finally understood what Xiao didn't understand what 'water flows low' in her mouth.

"Do you want to die, you dare to even make a joke about your sister!" As he spoke, the towel in his hand had flown out.

"Oh, Sister Tiantian, your hand is too heavy, hit me, it hurts in your heart, you don't feel distressed." Xiao didn't know how to put on a painful look, and his hand kept softening the beaten position.

"And can you not do it, it's okay to spank someone's sexy buttocks every time, you're *naked jealousy." While rubbing, he continued.

As soon as she heard this, Tian Tian couldn't help it, she laughed, and then looked at his resentful look, and couldn't stand up with a smile.

"Giggles, don't look at me with your resentful eyes, you don't know what happened to you!"

In retrospect, it's really like this, he has been beating him for three months, he has been a neighbor since he was a child, this guy has been very annoying since he was a child, every time he annoys himself, he can't help but kick him in the ass, so many years have passed, and now he will not hit the wrong place if he closes his eyes and shoots.

"You are still laughing, as a big one, you don't know at all that you can let the small one, respect the old and love the young, where to learn?" Xiao didn't know how to put on a more resentful and aggrieved expression, a pair of eyes, looking at her without flashing, but his gaze was not above.

"Oh, you're three months younger than me, and you let me let you, and the door doesn't ...... Hum...... There is no gentlemanly demeanor at all, and such a trivial matter is worth your ...... "......Anyway, like a winning peacock, he held his head high. I'm not proud.

"Oh, the little woman is so in such a state that she bullies my dignified seven-foot man and doesn't dare to make a move?" Xiao didn't understand that she was angry with her appearance, this arrogant look, I have seen it for almost 20 years, and I have to let her know that the dignity of men is inviolable.

"How, I bullied you, what are you going to do?" As he spoke, he straightened his waist to make his upper body look plump.

"And don't you always say yourself as a seven-foot man, math is taught by a physical education teacher? Your height of 1.8 meters is only six feet at most! After saying that, there was another burst of laughter, as if hitting him was her greatest pleasure.

"Little girl, if you don't learn the three and four virtues, but learn some words that ridicule the gentleman, according to the ignorance of the law, she should be punished with death, but the gentleman repays the grievances with virtue, just let me come back...... See ...... moves? After that, he got up and raised his hand to the sweet and pretty buttocks, which was a slap.

“…… Syllable...... Ah......, I don't understand death, you dare to spank me, you're dead! Feeling the place where the slap fell, Tian Tian blushed first, for so many years, although there are countless suitors, no one has ever touched it, I don't know why, at that moment, I felt that my heart was beating so fast, as if I was about to jump out of my mouth.

Then there was a burst of rage, looking at the side hehe...... Hey...... Evil smile, her fingers poked unnaturally, as if she was reminiscing about something she didn't understand, she felt a flame in her chest and abdomen, if she didn't vent it on her body that she didn't understand, she would definitely spontaneously combust the next moment.

"Ping Pong...... Don't run, you kid...... Ping Pong ...... I'll blow up your shop ...... if you're running." Tian Tian doesn't care about what she is taking, anyway, no matter what it is, she just doesn't know how to throw it away.

"Whoa...... Don't run...... Don't run to leave it to you...... Hit you, you're stupid...... ......"I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't know what to dodge, and I stumble while wheezing.

It's not okay if you don't stumble, it's been a busy night, and you can't keep up with your breath after running so hard.

“…… Whoop Woohoo ...... You ran away, monk, you...... You...... I can't run to the temple, if you don't let me beat me up today, or you won't open this store...... Hmph...... "Under the violent running, Tiantian can't keep up with her physical strength."

"Whatever you want...... Whoop Woohoo ...... This bar also has your stake...... Whoop Woohoo ...... If you are willing to ...... Whoop Woohoo ...... I don't care either? ”

Really don't care? Looking at his slowing pace, you knew he was lying.

"Cut...... How much am I investing...... Whoop Woohoo ...... You don't care...... Whoop Woohoo ...... You and I don't care. ”

The two of them opened a bar, although Tian Tian also invested, but it was a three-seven casting method, Tian Tian three, and did not understand seven.

Another chase until ...... "Stop!" Stop! Stop! Don't throw it! I was wrong! You're not trying to hit me, you're playing with my life! I don't understand that when I turned around and saw what Tian Tian got in my hand, I suddenly held my head in my hands, squatted on the ground and surrendered.

This scene stunned Tiantian, this kid has been a person who will never admit defeat since he was a child, what's wrong with today?

It wasn't until she saw what she was holding that she burst out laughing.

It turned out that I didn't know when, the napkin, the bottle in my hand, the toothpick box, and the account book became a hammer.

Thinking that he should be angry for a while, he regarded the hammer that fell from the decoration as a glow stick, and he was going to use it to smash it.

"Smack...... ......"Tian Tian tossed the hammer in her hand twice, and walked towards the unknown step by step.

"Hey! Sister Tiantian, if you want to fight, you can fight, can you put down the hammer first...... Also, can you hurry up, you are step by step, let me feel that death is approaching, it's too scary! I didn't know how to squat there, and said to Tian Tian.

Some people say that when success is approaching, it is the time when a person is most excited, so for those who don't understand, when Tiantian is approaching, it is the most fearful time.

"Bang bang bang...... Bang bang bang...... Ahh......hhh Say...... Do you dare to fight back in the future? After a punch and kick, Tian Tian finally vented the anger in her heart and slowly put down the hammer in her hand.

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When the two of them just stopped from the rainstorm, a little fat man carrying a stereo appeared in front of the store, pushing and shoving, finally squeezing out a space, walked to the door, and was just about to step in, but was stopped by an uncle carrying a birdcage?

"Little fat man! Are you going to go in and spend? Tilting his head and asking suspiciously, the lark in the cage was also like its owner, tilting his head to look at the fat man.

The little fat man who was stopped looked back at the old man in front of him, how to look at the obscene old man, a little puzzled, and a little angry, although the figure is like this, but he doesn't like the title of fat man the most.

"What's the matter, old man? Are you going to come with me? Disrespectful and disrespectful replied.

The old man was not angry, as if he didn't mind the title of old man at all.

Leaned close to the fat man's ear and whispered, "Housheng, although this shop has just opened, now is not the time to enter." ”

"Why?" The fat man asked with some doubts, he is not a customer, his name is Yuan Yuan, nicknamed Fat Man, he is a small person, a classmate, a colleague and a close friend who does not understand, he came here today to send him a stereo.

"Oh, there is a good saying, disturbing people's good things is like killing people's parents, just now there is a burst of ecstasy, it is very intense, you will go in, it's not appropriate." As he spoke, he gave the fat man a look you know, and then let go of the fat man, smiled hehe, and brought his ear closer to the door.

The fat man only felt that this old man was very disrespectful to the old man, and no matter how he listened to it, it tasted obscene, but the old man's words made him stunned.

It stands to reason that if there are no customers inside, then only Tian Tian and I don't understand are left, is this old man saying that the two of them are ......, this broad daylight, and when it opens, no matter how you think about it, not to mention, I don't understand that I have been in a relationship with Tian Tian for 20 years, and there has been no sign of it, is there a spark today?

Just as I was thinking about it, suddenly I heard a singing voice that I didn't understand.

The chrysanthemums are broken, the ground is full of wounds, and your shadow is .......

This made the fat man a little confused, shook his head, and walked in with the stereo, wanting to find out.

At this time, the old man's voice sounded again, "Oh, I said fat, why are you so ignorant?" It's said that it's not good to get in, it's not good to get in, why do you still go inside? ”

The fat man didn't look back, and replied lightly, "As long as he's not singing about conquest, I can go in." With that, he was no longer at the door.