"You've found the wrong person, I don't know how to move graves, I'm just a little cremator, you better find someone else."

Before leaving the restaurant, I heard Shen Xiaoqin say to me behind me that the reason why Mr. Cheng called me was because he looked up to me and hoped that I would take advantage of this opportunity so that I could earn more money for my family.

For Shen Xiaoqin's nonsense, I just ignored it, uncle, what do I do to ask you, a little, to smash the command?

I walked out of the restaurant without saying a word, so angry that Shen Xiaoqin scolded me for being stupid behind me......

When I got home, I quickly got into the room and lay on the bed, seeing this, maybe some buddies will ask me why this little fishing wire pretended to refuse Old Man Cheng's invitation?

In fact, to be honest, when I heard Old Man Cheng say that he wanted to open a company for me as the general manager, I was absolutely moved, and even at that second, a beautiful female secretary wearing an OL uniform had already appeared in my mind, leaning over, while making coffee for me to reveal a large area of whiteness, while affectionately shouting about the obscene scene of my President Zhou, but at the last moment, Mu Qing in the jade ring said something that made my heart chill!

Mu Qing said: "Helping people move graves is the most impulsive thing, once the slightest accident rushes to the evil qi of the deceased, it will definitely provoke the evil qi to come up and die violently." ”

It's just such a little long sentence, which directly made me chrysanthemum tighten, and then ran away without raising my head.

The condition offered by the old man is that the temptation is huge, but my life is also precious, isn't it? What kind of dragon and nine phoenix tombs will be moved for you, this name doesn't sound like a good thing......

When I asked Mu Qing if she knew what this Dragon Nine Phoenix Tomb was, Mu Qing couldn't say clearly, I couldn't help it, I didn't bother to think about it, so I could only ask Uncle Quan when I went to work in the afternoon.

Uncle Quan's old antique even dares to catch a thousand-year-old sneaky, I thought to myself, he must know what this Dragon and Nine Phoenix Tomb is......

At two o'clock in the afternoon, I returned to the crematorium, and as soon as I arrived at the crematorium, I was busy finding Uncle Quan, who was sipping wine again.

I asked, "Uncle Quan, do you know what the tomb of one dragon and nine phoenixes is?" “

When my words fell, the wine bottle in Uncle Quan's hand suddenly stopped in mid-air, and then a pair of old eyes looked at me directly, seeing that I was a little hairy in my heart, and I was afraid that Uncle Quan would give me that and that one drunk and disorderly......

"Where did you hear about this Dragon and Nine Phoenix Tomb?" Uncle Quan not only didn't answer me, but also asked me a question.

In front of Uncle Quan, an old antique, I didn't dare to hide anything, so I read everything that the old man Cheng said to me this morning in 1510.

After finishing speaking, Uncle Quan's eyes quickly became a little more solemn, and then he stared at me and said, "He asked you to help him move his grave, and promised to be the general manager for you after the matter is completed?" ”

"Yes, I still said that I will open the salary!" I say.

"Then why didn't you say yes?" Uncle Quan sneered at me.

"Hey, didn't I think of what Uncle Quan, you taught me before, how can there be a free lunch in this world, that old man Cheng seems to be quite rich, I know, that old man is definitely much darker than you, I am so stupid and sweet, it must be easy to be cheated by him."

Uncle Quan rolled his eyes at me, and said angrily: "Don't give me this set, you fortunately didn't agree to people's requests, otherwise it won't be long before I have to inform your parents to prepare to collect your body." ”

"I lost, is it so exaggerated? Why don't you just move a grave? "I was taken aback by Uncle Quan's words, before Mu Qing said that it was possible to die violently, then it was only possible, but when Uncle Quan said this, it seemed to be a hundred and two percent thing.

"Hmph, it's easy to make trouble when moving graves, plus a dragon and nine phoenix tombs, it's hard not to die! Do you know what is the tomb of one dragon and nine phoenixes? ”

"Eh, one dragon and nine phoenixes?" I touched my nose and said with a red face.

"You're not stupid!"

Uncle Quan took a sip of wine, and then continued: "The tomb of one dragon and nine phoenixes is actually a kind of feng shui array, one dragon, referring to the ancestor who was relocated, is generally male, so it is called a dragon; The meaning of the nine phoenixes is better understood, that is, the nine women who have died in the ground, and the feng shui array of the tomb of the dragon and the nine phoenixes is to bury the nine women in a certain position next to the grave of the male deceased...... The other nine dead women also had to go through a rigorous selection. ”

Hearing Uncle Quan's words, I couldn't help but say, "Then isn't this similar to the harem of the ancient emperor?" ”

Uncle Quan showed an expression of hatred on his face, and then shook his head at me and said, "The birth date of the nine phoenixes of the tomb of the dragon and the nine phoenixes must be in conflict with the one dragon, only in this way can the feng shui array have the best effect." ”

"Ahh What effect does this have? ”

"The effect is very simple, that is, the descendants of Yilong have been rich and prosperous since then, and the descendants of Jiufeng have been plagued by disasters and bad luck for generations...... Even the person in charge of moving the grave will die in a rage! ”

As Uncle Quan's voice slowly fell, I only felt a violent shock in my heart!

"Uncle, this old man Cheng is really not a thing, he wants to trick me like this!" I was so angry that I gritted my teeth, this old man made it clear that he wanted to use the tomb of one dragon and nine phoenixes to seize the luck of others, in exchange for the blessing of himself and his descendants; This kind of rich man is simply a fighter among the scum!

And after cursing Old Man Cheng, I quickly thought of a new question.

That is, my side does not agree to Old Man Cheng's invitation, but it doesn't mean that other people can be as "high-spirited" as me, right?

I quickly told Uncle Quan my thoughts, and Uncle Quan's expression became a little more solemn after hearing this.

Uncle Quan took a sip of wine again, then his old eyes narrowed, and then he said to me: "Let this go in advance, that old man Cheng probably won't give up on you easily, you can delay it for a while, and then I'll think of a way." ”

"Well, that's all it can be like now." I nodded and agreed to Uncle Quan's words......

In the afternoon, not long after Uncle Quan and I finished talking, a team of family members who came to burn the corpses soon welcomed in the crematorium.

Uncle Quan watched from the sidelines, compared to the previous hurry, this time I was familiar with the old man's body and pushed it into the hearth.

The rest is simple, turn off the stove, sprinkle the oil, and light the fire......

Two hours later, in the grief and cry of the family members, the ashes came out of the oven with a touch of baking fragrance, and I didn't have to do the rest of the things, the family members themselves held an urn and slowly put the ashes into the box, and then thanked me and left, of course, before leaving, they did not forget to stuff me with a small red envelope, saying that it was hard work.

For this kind of thing, I naturally said that I am not the kind of person who is greedy for money, and on the other hand, I took the red envelope in the hands of the family member, and Uncle Quan, who saw it, rolled his eyes at me......

After a few days passed, Old Man Cheng didn't call again during this period, but Shen Xiaoqin was diligent in talking to me every day.

For Shen Xiaoqin, a little who treats me as a spare tire, I naturally don't bother to say anything to her, plus Mu Qing has been injured recently and needs to recuperate, so I have to cultivate a relationship with Fang Xueer from time to time when I am bored......

I thought that life would go on like this, but I didn't expect that one afternoon a few days later, after a white car (our hospital ambulance is used as a white car) dropped a white body bag and a death certificate and whizzed away, what happened next made me understand that this cremator is really not for everyone.