After a night's grinding, I don't know why I'm so happy, maybe it's because the hard-mouthed and soft-hearted beast has learned to talk about love...... Well, it must be so!

Anyway, I laughed all night, and when I woke up, I was in that little box again.

It took a few minutes to reminisce and think...... Probably not a dream, right?

I opened the futon and smelled it, and there were really traces of him coming, well, then I wasn't dreaming, he was probably afraid that I would still have something to do in bed at the end, so he put me back in the small box before leaving.

Stretching out my paws, I took an oversized loin, and then looked at the good weather outside, and went out for a walk.

I forgot to ask Lechuan if he wanted to go to him and cry a few times, so I remembered to make a mistake...... Hey.

The stone god general was still guarding outside, and after greeting him, he found that his face was very bad.

"What's wrong with you?" I looked over suspiciously, thinking to myself, will the stone also have a bad complexion?

"It's fine." He turned his face dryly, pretending to be expressionless.

"Say, don't say I'm itching in my heart."

“…… It's when I was grabbing dinner with the gods this morning, I heard that the man you have been chasing, and the goddess...... That one...... Finish. ”

I don't know what to say, "Are you gods going to take food?" ”

"Are you just paying attention to grabbing food?"

"Okay, I know what you're going to say, it doesn't matter." I patted him on the shoulder, and he was almost out of reach.

“……”

The stone god was expressionless from then on, and then stood guard at the door.

I went around in circles, then turned back and listened to him.

"I think you're better than the goddess."

"Why?" Praise me, of course I have to answer!

"I don't know." He replied smugly.

I was helpless: "Then did you come out with your head today?" ”

He touched his head, and then replied honestly, "Bring it." ”

I really can't help but want to laugh, it's really interesting to say that this stone has become a god, honest and reliable, it's definitely good to be a gatekeeper.

Well, it seems that it is not bad to be a husband, and there is definitely no need to play tricks.

Sitting next to him on the table, just in a little shade of sunlight, I looked up and asked him.

"What's your name?"

I've known him for so long, and I've been using people to spy on him, but I've never asked about him.

"My name is Dangkang."

"Dangkang ......" I frowned, feeling a little familiar: "Isn't Dangkang a mythical pig?" Mega years. ”

"Yes." He nodded: "No one has given me a name, I am a stone carved from the divine realm Dangkang, standing for thousands of years, gradually having a god, and after being able to transform into a god, I became a god general." ”

"It's pathetic. But Dankang is a good name, I like it. ”

"Otherwise, you stay."

"Huh?" Am I not here now?

"My house is bigger than here, goddess or something, I will definitely ignore us little gods, but when I see you, I suddenly want to know what it's like to marry a daughter-in-law, maybe you can also make grilled squid."

...... "I covered my face and couldn't laugh, this is what you mean to marry me?"

The divine realm did not say that he would marry a daughter-in-law, he heard me last time that the human world has to marry a daughter-in-law, a man marries a woman, and two people are in the same house, they will be together for a lifetime, and they can also have children.

Does he mean to marry me and give birth to a little stone?

Ha...... I don't know if I can give birth to a pure-blooded little stone.

"Don't laugh." He said very seriously: "Anyway, you are not here for a long time, so I will raise a person as a person." ”

As I spoke, I wondered, "Isn't God not eating?" Why are you still grabbing food? ”

"I'm seriously asking if I want to move to my house." He didn't answer me, but continued the conversation with me.

"No." I smiled and waved my hand: "I know you are kind, but I can't tell you, otherwise if there is a chance in the future, you will go to the human world with me and choose a daughter-in-law?" ”

"It's fine." He nodded: "Do humans all look the same?" ”

"It's different." I hooked up with him in a bad light: "Humans are soft, very cute, kind-hearted, and can make grilled squid, well, egg cakes or something." ”

He swallowed, then looked at me with a wistful expression.

I puffed out my face, and I knew that I didn't really like me, but I liked grilled squid......

"Doesn't God skip food?" I'm still stuck with it.

"Sometimes I eat it." He explained: "It's Jingyuan or something...... I didn't eat, you just ate. ”

When he said this, I understood, it turned out to be a sperm swallow, and then I was infected, so I changed my mouth to call what I ate 'rice'.

"Then I can invite you to eat something delicious, the night market in our human world is particularly good, the big waist strengthens the body, and the scallops and grilled chicken wings are also good."

I still remember that when I had nothing to do to go out for a stroll, Ao Fan had to follow, but when I passed by a food stall, this thing saw grilled chicken wings and big kidneys or something, so I couldn't walk and stuck there...... In particular, he likes sea creatures such as grilled squid, grilled scallops, grilled oysters, etc.

So in the end, Ao Fan ate alive for more than an hour, I think if it weren't for Lechuan is a real local tyrant, he would definitely be able to eat us up completely.

I remember the most hilarious sentence Lechuan said that day: "Fortunately, I went to the night market and brought my bank card with me." ”

However, in this case, Ao Fan was actually not full, and then put up his fingers and said that he would pack 5,000 skewers of kidneys, 10,000 grilled scallops, 10,000 grilled oysters, and 10,000 skewers of grilled squid......

The boss was stunned at the time, and I still remember the expression on the boss's eyes.

Maybe he is the most edible person the boss has ever seen in his life, and he is also the only one who has everything to do.

In the end, of course, he didn't succeed in packing, but after eating for another ten minutes, he completely ate up the boss's little inventory, and then left unsatisfied.

We all felt very ashamed, really embarrassed, a large group of people were shocked and surrounded Aofan, just watched him eat, and put a bucket under his leg, specially for him to insert a drill.

Since then, Ao Fan has fallen in love with the strings, and he wants to slip to the night market when he has nothing to do, and later found that he needed coins to buy things in the human world, so he changed the law to Guan Lichuan to ask for money.

At that time, Ao Fan, who could really watch it every day during the day, reached out and asked for money, and at night it must have been the night market to come back.

For a period of time, when those stalls in the night market saw him, they all greeted him with a smile, and they couldn't wait to say: Big foodie, come to my house to charter it!

Although these funny days did not last a few days, there were changes in the family, but they were indeed some good memories.

It was also from that time that I learned that his name was Black Cockroach, definitely because he was too edible!

Thinking about it, I covered my mouth and smiled, and then saw Dangkang looking at me with a strange face, as if I thought of grilled chicken wings or something, how could I smile so happily.

Of course, I won't say what I thought of, but I remembered it for a while, sat until noon, and ate by myself.

While eating, I heard Dangkang outside cough twice and knock on the door.

"The goddess is here."

"Huh?" I put down my chopsticks and thought to myself, shouldn't the goddess be confused? Why did you come to me?

After a lot of noise, the goddess entered the door, and as soon as she entered the room, she looked proud.

But at a glance, my face was pink, and I understood that although it had a medicinal effect or something, I was still able to control my mind.

After all, it's a god, and it's not like my little human.

"From tomorrow, I will send you out of the God Realm, and never come back here, otherwise, I will definitely find someone to kill you."

"Why?" I looked at her with a pretended pity.

"Living under our noses, it is difficult to guarantee that the old feelings will not be revived." The goddess looked at me: "We have already made up our minds last night, so I don't want you to appear in front of him again in the future, if you dare to mention your two cubs again, I will be polite to you." ”

I bit my lip, this is facing my ex-wife, three sentences or two sentences to threaten, it is really angry.

"But...... But ......"

"I won't give you this house to live in anymore, he doesn't care about you anymore, so he won't care about you anymore, you better go back to the human world as soon as possible."

"I ...... But I don't want to leave ......."

Before I could finish speaking, I saw Dangkang outside suddenly hold his breath, and then came in and knelt down on one knee in front of the goddess.

"Can this human be given to the last general to take away, and not sent back to the human world."

The goddess was stunned for a moment and smiled: "You actually want a human who others don't want?" What do you think? ”

When Kang thought for a while, he replied, "The last general wants to eat grilled squid." ”