When Zhao Feiyan came down from the upper floor, Zhao Jing was confronting the black cat. *With* Dream *Small* Say .lā

"You're a weak chicken!"

"I'm your master's father!"

"You're a weak chicken!"

"I'm your master's father!"

"You're a weak chicken!"

"I'm your master's father!"

"Weak chicken!"

"Call Big Daddy!"

Zhao Yuan sat on the lap of the little monk, ate the apple that the little monk peeled for her, and sat and watched the wind surge. Zhuang Yan held a bag of snacks, the potato chips she had just grabbed froze before she put them in her mouth, she had a long mouth, watching the child's quarrel-like argument, and her brain was like being struck by lightning. What is it that makes an adult degenerate into the intelligence of a five-year-old child and confront a cat.

One person and one cat, sparks. This story tells us that not only is the essence of humans repeaters, but even the essence of cats is repeaters.

The "meow meow" and "daddy" in the house are constantly repeated.

Zhao Feiyan sat down next to Zhao Jing and twisted the ears of the black cat and Zhao Jing at the same time.

"Tonight, you two are silent."

Zhao Jing was just about to open his mouth to argue, but was immediately scolded back by Sister Yan's eyes.

Before the black cat's meow was finished, it was also killed by Zhao Feiyan's eyes, and he immediately covered his mouth with his paws.

The head of the family, terrifying!

As for why Zhao Jing is not the head of the family, it can be seen from the fact that he will quarrel with a cat.

Zhao Jing got up angrily, at this time he should brush his sleeves away with iron bones, and then leave a sentence flutteringly, "I, Zhao Jing, even if I die of cold tonight and sleep outside, I will not step into the door half a step." The mind is well prepared, but the body is very honest in action. Zhao Jing went upstairs to take a bath.

This is the daily routine of the Zhao family one night. Zhao Yuanxiao monk Zhuang Yan is responsible for being the audience, Zhao Jing and the black cat are responsible for performance and funny, and then Zhao Feiyan is the director, she said to stop, you have to s!

At night, Zhao Jing sat on the edge of Zhao Yuan's small bed and told her stories.

Zhao Yuan was full of expectations, she knew that other children had their parents telling stories to coax them to sleep before going to bed, and she had always been told stories by her mother, and it was the first time for her father to tell her.

Looking at his daughter's watery expectant gaze, Zhao Jing pinched his throat and began his wonderful story.

"Xiaohua is an outsider!"

"Well, and then what?"

"He came to the Eastern Capital, but he didn't know the language, let alone understand the language."

Zhao Yuan asked, "Then he won't learn?" ”

Zhao Jing: "......"

How did Sister Yan tell stories to this curious baby before......

"Don't interrupt Dad yet, let me finish speaking, okay, good!"

"Good!" Zhao Yuan pulled the quilt and replied sweetly, extremely well-behaved.

"Then I continued, and one night, Xiaohua received a call-"

Zhao Yuan: "Whose call?" ”

Zhao Jing: "(╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻Listen to me!) ”

"Okay!"

"This call from Xiaohua is a ghost call! Ghost, very scary ghost! ”

Zhao Jing put on a posture of fangs and claws, wanting to scare Zhao Yuan.

Zhao Yuan pulled up the quilt suddenly, covered his face, and said timidly: "Giggles, it's so terrible!" ”

Is it scary? What's scary? And can you stop laughing and saying "I'm so scared"?

Zhao Jing covered his face and continued to tell the story: "The ghost called Xiaohua, and the ghost said on the phone: I died so miserably!" ”

"Xiaohua said: What?"

"The ghost said, 'I want your life, give it to me!'

Xiaohua said: What are you talking about? I don't understand! ”

After speaking, Xiaohua hung up the phone angrily.

After Zhao Jing finished speaking, he laughed heartily. He laughed like a fool for more than ten seconds, and then looked at the black cat with a serious face, and Zhao Yuan who was dumbfounded.

"Alright! I don't think it's funny either! Then I'll talk about one more! ”

"Lao Wang is an alcoholic, and he drinks all day long. One night, Lao Wang returned home from drinking again, and suddenly saw a man walking towards him. When he got closer, the man shouted to him with a knife in his hand, "Hand over the money, robbery!" Lao Wang saw that it was a robbery, and shouted at him with the strength of wine: "Boy, dare to rob in front of me." You don't know I'm a ghost! The man paused, and Lao Wang shouted again: "Your grandfather, I am a drunkard." If you want to die, take a step forward! The man saw Lao Wang's momentum, and hurriedly knelt on the ground: "Big brother, I don't know who you are, spare me!" It's all the same people! When Lao Wang heard this, he asked: "What fellow traveler!" "We're all ghosts!" Lao Wang smiled: "That's right, I'm a ghost, by the way, if you don't do serious things, what kind of robbery will you do!" The man cried with a sad face: "Recently, the gas money in the underworld has risen. I don't have any money. When Lao Wang heard this, he was startled, half of the wine woke up, that person seemed to be really a ghost, Lao Wang was so frightened that he turned around and ran! There was a shout from behind: "I haven't robbed yet!" Come back soon!。。。 ”

Zhao Yuan: "Why has the oil money in the prefecture risen?" Mom also often says that the house price in Dongdu has also risen, is it the same? ”

"Well, probably!"

"Okay, then I'll say one more!"

"It is said that children can see things that are not clean! Zhao Yuan, can you see it? ”

Zhao Yuan: "What is something unclean?" ”

"Hell!"

"Then I can see it!"

“…… Listen up! ”

"Oh!"

"I have a friend who says that his children often say that when he sees two children on the air conditioner, he tells his family that there are two children on the air conditioner! scared the family enough, and the family invited the great god and the half-immortal, and they were busy. But the children can still see the two children, and then they moved because of this, and they don't want any furniture. Zhao Yuan: Do you know what these two children are? ”

Zhao Yuan scratched his head and finally began to think. The black cat's face was also wrinkled, and its beard shook frequently, apparently lost in thought.

"What the hell likes to sit on an air conditioner? Could it be a ghost who died of heat? The black cat asked.

Zhao Jing showed a victorious smile and asked you to look down on me, do you think this Heavenly Master can't even tell stories?

Zhao Yuan raised his head and looked crookedly behind his father.

Zhao Yuan looked at it for a while, and said with some excitement: "I know!" I know! ”

"What is it?"

"Brother Haier!" Zhao Yuan pointed to the top of Zhao Jing's head and said loudly.

Zhao Jing was shocked, how did this baby suddenly become so smart? Could it be that someone told her this story?

Zhao Jing subconsciously followed Zhao Yuan's fingers and turned around, and saw the air conditioner above his head, on which there were two children sitting there, weren't they the "Haier Brothers"......

He seems to have forgotten that this is the brand of air conditioner in his house......

The black cat turned its head and was tasteless for a while.

Zhao Yuan waved his little hand happily: "I'm really a smart child!" ”