Chapter Seventy-Three: People Are Not as Good as Cats
Fu Ze looked at Ah You's left hand.
Ah You looked at it and chuckled: "It's very simple." ”
After a pause, he added, "I've always been with you." ”
The meaning of this sentence is very simple, where would I deliberately find time to practice what left-handed chopsticks, and he didn't know today's scene.
Fu Ze's eyes became even more sad and angry.
He has used chopsticks for more than 20 years, and so far he can only use chopsticks with his right hand, and he can only be a semi-crippled with his left hand.
What's that, it's still okay to stick a ballball xiaolongbao or something with chopsticks in your left hand, as for what kind of slippery noodle vermicelli......
Don't even think about it.
Seeing Fu Ze's expression, Ah You's worries just now disappeared, and he laughed louder and louder.
"Would you like to try your left-handed chopsticks? Really, it's simple. As proof of the table, Ah You used his left hand to hold a chopstick noodle and eat it into his mouth.
looked at Fu Ze's eyes bloodshot.
This kid feels right on purpose!
"No, I'm fine with it now." Fu Ze spoke sullenly, and put the chopsticks in his right hand to make them beautiful.
After practicing his right hand for more than 20 years, he finally didn't lose his old face.
Blame him, I have nothing to learn about a novel and interlock my fingers under the table, now it's okay, and my face is almost lost.
As a result, he is still reluctant to let go of this cat.
Men are seductive.
Hmph╭(╯^╰)╮.
Fu Ze was eating noodles with an impermanent face, but a few traces of grievance occasionally flashed in his eyes, Ah You looked funny, came to him, and jokingly said: "Ah Ze......"
"You two young men have to come together for dinner, look at a single dog and a single cat opposite, and go back to the room to wipe the gun when you finish eating."
It's a familiar scene.
Ayu gritted his teeth.
This! Should! Die! Target! Fat! Ball!
If you interrupt him every time, you can't let him finish his words!
Deliberately suffocate him!
"Meow?"
Bai Tuanzi, are you a dog?
The golden cat shook its ears, grasped the point, and asked shamelessly.
"You can eat and talk nonsense, how can the old man be a dog, is there a dog like this?" The old man's attention was perfectly diverted, and he missed Ah You's killing eyes.
Fu Ze sneered, and put his hand in front of him to block the corners of his upturned mouth.
Ah You stared, don't think that he can't see it if his hand blocks it.
"Uh-huh." Fu Ze flattened the corners of his mouth, with a solemn face, fighting with noodles in a serious manner.
Under the table, a porcelain-white right hand with distinct knots and a left hand that were interlocked with its ten fingers were released, and the fingertips scratched and scratched on the palm of the left hand.
Fu Ze was still stunned when Ah You let go of his hand, and the next moment he couldn't cry or laugh because of this hateful right hand.
I thought Ah You was angry with him.
This child's behavior made Fu Ze not know whether to be angry or laugh.
"Don't make a fuss." Fu Ze reprimanded.
Ah You was eating noodles on the table, and his right hand under the table was scratching Fu Ze's left hand like a happy one.
Fu Ze rolled his eyes and followed Ah You's hand to play.
Anyway, it's good not to disturb him to eat, and his palms are not afraid of itching.
Camera cuts.
The old man explained to the golden cat that he was not a dog.
"The old man is a human being, and people cultivate, and people cultivate."
"Meow Meow"
You say I'm a single cat, and the title of single dog deserves to fall on your head, and I won't rob you.
"Oh, I'm a single dog, but it doesn't mean I'm a dog, I'm a human cultivator, and I'm a real person."
"Meow?"
Why do good people like to use dogs to describe themselves and have trouble with themselves?
"The modern new vocabulary also seems strange to the elderly at first, but it's interesting."
"Meow?"
Bai Tuanzi, I heard that you have been cultivating for more than 300 years?
The old man of Xuanji stuffed the noodles into his mouth, and his waist was straight: "Yes." ”
"Meow"
Then you're at least 300 years old.
"I can't remember the exact age, about more than 300 years."
"Meow"
No wonder you always like to call yourself an old man.
The old man laughed and said, "'Old man' is humble, you can't use big flowers." ”
"Meow Meow"
I'm still young, in the prime of life.
"yes, it's less than a fraction of my age, so it's weird to say."
……
The golden cat silently bowed its head to eat.
Neither men nor males are willing to say that they are "small" in any way.
The old man succeeded in talking to death.
The old man and the golden cat chatted at a normal volume, and Ayou, who had good hearing and knew cat language, was forced to listen (gloating) to the whole process.
Well, he's always wondered why good humans always call themselves dogs.
Well, the "old man" is indeed quite old, and wherever he goes, the sofa at home is about to collapse.
Uh, huh? He seems to be about the same age as Dahua.
……
Ah You unconsciously moved his cheeks and pouted.
He can be no small at all.
He is a good old man who is inspired to be a good husband and father.
First of all, it is to be big!
Big big!
Speaking of which, when will I be able to spend a candle night with Aze Cave Room?
"Ayu, is the air delicious?"
Fu Ze should say that his boyfriend is persistent or stubborn, and he still remembers to scratch his palm in a daze.
Just hold on to his hand, right, why didn't you find out that his boyfriend liked his hand so much?
A meal is "fun".
"Huh? It's delicious. Ah You subconsciously answered Fu Ze's question.
"It's delicious?"
"It's delicious." Ah You blinked, no, why is his daughter-in-law's expression so weird.
Put the chopsticks into the bowl and fish, clamp, mouth, and bite.
Delicious, huh?
What about noodles?
Ayu looked down at the bowl.
"Is the air delicious?" Fu Ze's peach blossom eyes are bent into crescents, and his face is gentle and elegant.
"It's not delicious, it's tasteless." Ayu replied honestly.
"What were you thinking?"
I just wanted to spend a candle night in the cave.
Can this be answered?
Yes.
Answering him will say goodbye to the world.
Maybe you can resume the career of a single cat.
"No, just... Casual daze. ”
"You've never been in a daze eating before." Fu Ze propped up his right cheek, obviously not believing.
This guy is in a daze only before going to bed.
"I... Try the new experience, hey, hey, hey. A series of giggles.
Fu Ze is miserable, and he can smile so well with a smirk, either his lover's eyes are out of Xi Shi or Ah You's face has become more handsome.
Obviously, the second can be crossed out. (Comrade Fu Xiaoze, please face up to your heart.) )
Ah You ordered the bowls, the cleansing technique washed away the stains, and the dishes and chopsticks on the table were lined up side by side, and flew into the cupboard in order.
Ah You looked at Fu Ze's slightly tangled face (looking at his heart), and quickly decided to drag someone into the water to divert his daughter-in-law's attention.
Drag whom?
There are a total of four people in the family, who else can you drag if you don't drag the old man and the golden cat!
The golden cat is the same kind anyway, so ......
Let's start with him!
"Big flower, looking at the way you communicate with Fat Ball, your soul union has been successful, right?" Mop water to begin.
"Meow" succeeded.
The golden cat nodded.
"How does it feel to be emotionally connected?" Ah You bit the words "emotional communication", and quietly glanced at Fu Ze.
Fu Ze's eyebrows didn't move.
"Meow Meow Meow"
It's good, you can communicate with Bai Tuanzi without barriers, every time you communicate with him before the contract, it's the same as playing the piano to a cow, obviously your shovel officer can roughly understand what I mean.
Jinhua Mao sighed, it was not that there was a problem with this feng shui, but that his little brother's eyes and brain were not very good.
The old man was shocked and retorted: "Obviously, the two of us have a good chat every time. ”
"Meow?"
Are you sure you're not alone?
The old man covered his heart: "The old man tries his best to guess what you mean every time." ”
"Meow"
But you always go against the truth.
The green muscles on Ah You's forehead jumped cheerfully, and his voice was slightly raised: "In addition to barrier-free communication, what are the exceptions?" ”
The golden cat tilted its head and thought about it, and meowed.
Suddenly having a cultivation opportunity doesn't count.
Hearing this, Ah You's eyes widened slightly, and his body leaned forward unconsciously: "You got the opportunity to cultivate?" ”
"Meow"
Oh, yes.
Fu Ze also looked up at the Golden Flower Cat, and saw the Golden Flower Cat nodding, with deep joy in his eyes, which meant that the Golden Flower Cat had embarked on the path of cultivation since then.
Ah You showed a smile, there was another cultivator in the same clan, and the relationship between the two cats was not on the opposite side, which was not bad for him.
"Congratulations." Ah You and Fu Ze spoke at the same time, looking at each other, and both saw the joy of the golden flower cat in each other's eyes.
After all, when the Golden Flower Cat opened its mind, it did not get the opportunity to cultivate, which largely means that the Golden Flower Cat did not have the possibility of cultivation.
One is the same kind, and the other is a little friend who has been with him for a while, not to mention that he is still the spiritual pet of the old man Xuanji, Ah You and Fu Ze don't say it, but they still sweat in their hearts.
However, the golden cat itself seems to be in a state of fog.
He thanked him for some reason.
The old man patted the golden flower cat on the back: "The big flower is the first spiritual pet that fits my eyes in more than three hundred years, and it will only go further and further on the path of cultivation in the future, and it is too early for you to congratulate." ”
Even so, the old man Xuanji also knew that Ah You and Fu Ze were worried about the golden cat, and he was very comforted in his heart.
When the old man was moved, he always wanted to send something to the junior to express his feelings of worship.
"Little cat demon, I see that your qualifications are very good, and your demon power is rising rapidly, but now it has not reached the point of flying to the sky, so you can hold this thing." The old man took out his sleeve robe and threw an object at Ah You.
Ah You grabbed it with his bare hands: "Spirit weapon? ”
"It's not worth much, but I can take you and Ozawa to talk about love in the sky, and no one will bother you in the Jedi." The little eyes narrowed into a slit, happy.
Break off! Right! Be! Report! Complex!
Ah You and Fu Ze roared silently in their hearts.
"Ahem" The old man finally succeeded in receiving Ayou's murderous gaze and quickly changed the topic; "Of course, the elderly can't favor one over the other. Xiao Ze, Dahua and I have been eating and living here, and the expenses are all reimbursed by you, although you don't say it, the old man always feels uncomfortable, so this thing is given to you, all as a part of my heart. ”