Chapter Sixty-Nine: The Battle of the Stings

Yi Linglong's worries are not unreasonable.

What Zhuang Pu just said made people feel that he was biased towards Linglong's side, but in fact he was not, he played a ghost horse and deliberately caused trouble for everyone.

Now, Yi Linglong refuses to give up.

Zhuang Pu waved his hand and said, "In this case, as a notary, your note will be kept by me." When that's done, I'll light up another one. Do you think it's feasible? ”

Yi Linglong thought for a while and said, "You are their person, so naturally you are biased towards them." I'll keep it. It's safe in my hands. Then he opened his mouth and asked Zhuang Yu for it.

Zhuang Yu didn't give it, and the people behind him also scrambled to express their opinions, saying that they couldn't keep it for him.

Yi Linglong said: "I don't worry about you when you let me go, I don't worry about you when I let you go." In this way, hang it on the roof, and no one will keep it. ”

Quarreling and discussing with each other, and finally it was decided, the strip that was in Zhuang Yu's hands was handed over, put into the bottle in front of everyone, supervised by Su Yuan, Yi Linglong jumped on the roof beam, and hung the bottle in the air under the top.

The two of them descended from the sky and returned to their positions.

Su Yuan said to Yi Linglong: "Girl, we haven't finished reading the strip in your hand, we should take turns to read it this time, right?" Otherwise, how right? ”

While speaking, Su Yuan whispered in Cao Yingguan's ear: "You bring a table and chair, and you will make the written record." ”

Cao Yingguan answered, but yawned again and again, Zhuang Pu knew that he was playing outside, and he never rested, and said: "Forget it, I'll come!" He found a table for himself, and sat it between the two tables.

At this moment, the people on Zhuang Di's side have obtained the note of Yi Linglong, and they are circulating it.

Passed to Yu Qi's hands, the grandmother leaned over to look at it, and silently recited: "The inscription is 'sigh for spring and sorrow for autumn and summer to send winter', the rhyme foot is 'arbitrary', and the style stipulates 'opening fu, five words of success, seven words of turning, old words, unlimited word cards, and no limit to rhythm'." Ouch, that strange third master is shouting difficult, and all the ancient literature and ink are used on it! ”

The eldest grandmother glanced at Yi Linglong and Aunt Nazha worriedly.

You know, Yi Linglong is a martial artist, Aunt Nazha is a foreign girl, let alone doing such a complicated article, even if you casually call them to a limerick, it is embarrassing. After Yu Qi saw it, his brows furrowed, and he was in a hurry.

Zhuang Jue said to Yu Qi: "Sister knows what she knows? ”

Yu Qi shook his head and handed it to the eldest grandmother, who said that she had read it, so she passed it to the brocade book, and after reading the brocade book, she laughed and said: "Look, it is rare for your second master to be a referee, and the questions are difficult enough to rectify people." It's just that I have a strangeness. The two sides make a fuss, how to compare? As the old saying goes, in the theory of civil and military affairs, there is no high and low martial arts, and there is no first in literature. ”

Here, Zhuang Pu did not make it clear.

According to the previous comparison of literature and ink, most of them are more profound meaning and rhyme, based on the title, the more relied on the title of the article can win, this is all gentlemen between each other polite push, really to compare the advantages and inferior, must invite respected gentlemen and scholars to participate in the evaluation. At present, the two parties, the cattle and horses are not alike, and they each want to win, how can they politely shirk? It's just a matter of life and death; Besides, Zhuang Pu is a referee, he can't reach it half-heartedly, and he still admires new scholars, expecting him to rule fairly, it is difficult to convince the public.

Zhuang Pu said: "Compete with the earth, compete with the sky, and compete with people." The two of them want to treat so many of you, I think, they will publish one. Wouldn't it be okay for each of you to write one and compare it with one of the many good ones? As for how to divide the high and low, I am the magistrate, and I have the final say, so you don't have to worry about it. ”

Zhuang Jue and the others sighed in one go, disdainful and disgusted.

Zhuang Pu said: "It's okay to look down on me, if you can find someone to be the referee, I should not be afraid." If you have the ability, you can go to the master and the wife! Don't be afraid of being scolded, you can find it! It's a pity that Mr. Guan and Miss Yu are not here, if they are, they will do the tailoring, and you will not accept me. ”

This was said in vain, at most, Zhuang Pu expressed his longing.

Everyone knew Zhuang Pu's heart knot and didn't say anything.

Now, the default rule. Zhuang Jue said: "The second brother just said that people are fighting for a breath, there are many of us, and we are afraid that we can't compete with her?" ”

Obviously, Zhuang Jue is not used to being exquisite, and intends to fight with her.

Yi Linglong looked very confident, as if she didn't take it seriously, she hooked her finger to everyone, and wanted to say: If there is a kind, let the horse come.

Zhuang Ying sneered and said, "I'll come first!" ”

Zhuang Ju grabbed Zhuang Yu and said, "I'll come first!" You are a man, you seem stingy when you go out, people think that we are too powerful, and the male owner oppresses people. After you pad, you are not afraid that she will not be convinced. ”

From then on, the order of sentences is as follows; The respective articles were recorded by Zhuang Pu as follows:

Zhuang Xuan: "Sigh for Spring, Sadness in Autumn, Welcome Summer and Send Winter"

Qifu: Renchen late spring, March summer; Conclude the head and complain, and say in parallel sentences; The wind is naturally clear, and there is no wind and no waves. The coarse cloth wood hairpin has no powder, and the golden branches and jade leaves are fragrant. Two demons are formed, three immortals and tigers, claws under their feet. The rest of the first is for fun.

Five words: Facing the cheap moss, there are two hairs on the ground; Stupid green and autumn blue, sighing from the tree is not grass.

Seven words: A horizontal eyebrow falls and a vertical eye, and the light is dim and pretends to be a phoenix; Poor in the gate of the high mansion, but it is a wild jackal in the house.

Small words. Unlicensed: Twists and turns to see each other again, spring to summer, autumn to winter, hateful, pitiful. ”

Zhuang Ying: "Sigh for Spring, Sadness in Autumn, Welcome Summer and Send Winter"

Qifu: At the beginning of the year, the spring roots are finished, the Fanggui is folded, and the Red Chamber will be held. The bamboo shoots wash away the dust, and the pearls are green. Hand in hand to enjoy the joy, Jin Se Gonghou. Two in pairs, four in pairs; There are words in poetry, and words in recitation.

Five words: March is full of fragrant flowers, and the flowers are distinct; Dangerous into the greenery, colorful butterflies and pink makeup welcome.

Seven words: The red mansion leans on the railing and looks far away, and the summer events are many and the autumn is blue; The red dust of spring is day and night, and the snow is white in winter.

Small words. Brand "A Cut Plum": It is connected to the same root foot, and it is also fluttering to come, and it is also fluttering to go.

Zhuang Yu: "Sigh for Spring, Sadness in Autumn, Welcome Summer and Send Winter"

Qifu: In the eighteenth year of the new year, Jingchun is to be exhausted, and the joint poems are happy. The top and bottom are equal, regardless of the high and low, compared to sinking. Sigh for spring, sorrow, autumn and summer, send winter things, and make Yi characters.

Five words: spring and summer for autumn and winter, the ring is complex and repeated; The building rises from the ground, and the empty door is the leader.

Seven words: Standing alone in a high place is not cold, thousands of miles of mountains and rivers are downstream; The branches of the hall full of gold and jade are hung high, and the green silk is still used as a grate hemp head.

Small words. Brand "Bodhisattva Man": Huang Li chanted exquisitely. It is difficult to be an elegant sentence in this life. Throat swinging. Silk squirting. Spring is not sad. Two lines of hot incense. ”

Yu Qi: "Sigh for Spring and Autumn to Welcome Summer and Send Winter"

Qifu: 100 years of 100 scenes, spring and spring, poetry and songs. There is no way out of poverty, and you will eventually see that there is a genus. Spring, Spring, Summer, Autumn, Autumn, Winter and Winter are just that.

Five words: southeast, northwest, middle, thinking before and tears after thinking; Farewell three times, four views near the courtyard building.

Seven words: In March, plum sour should know the festival, and the smoke and rain are cold and green mud; The pearl hairpin ring is communicative, and the years are green but sometimes.

Small words. "Dotted Lips": The dream of the Red Mansion, the dream of the storm is the road of spring. Xiao Xiao is sorrowful. There is no way back. The ends of the world, the phantom autumn river and winter endowment. There are countless words. It's hard to live with a heart. Jade pot ice heart green. ”

Zhuang Yu: "Sigh for Spring, Sadness in Autumn, Welcome Summer and Winter"

Qifu: The time is just right, the morning is still early, the words are talking, chattering. Kill three generals and pass five levels, and the military order is in hand. When spring falls, the wind blows; Autumn thoughts are far away, and there is rain for rain. The only one in the world is my roar, whether I know it or not.

Five words: The scenery on the top floor is good, and you want to go up; Pick the clouds and make a few moves, and don't bully children and Suo.

Seven words: The sun and the moon are high at noon, and the sober and near the toes are warped; Robes, short coats, embroidered shoes, waiting to fly in the blue sky.

Small words. Unbranded: Qiong Yao is beautiful, but it is a pity. ”

After Zhuang Yu finished speaking, everyone urged Jinshu to connect, but Jinshu said that he was a guest and could not fight on behalf of the master, so he asked the sixth girl and the seventh girl to make a sentence. The sixth girl, Zhuang Jue, is stupid, where can there be? The seventh girl has some ink, and now she doesn't have such a difficult question.

No, the brocade book was embarrassed to replace it, but he didn't dare to publicize it, and said a few words casually.

Jin Shu: "Sigh for Spring and Sorrow for Autumn and Welcome Summer to Winter"

Qifu: Gong Zhi does not go, respect and accept it. Qichun vision. Jane Fu also!

Five words: one, two, three, four, five, all say adult tigers; Obviously cherish spring, why bother to slaughter quickly.

Seven words: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight or nine are angry and ten, and Lin'er knows the new words, and will remember this hatred.

Small words. No card: read the world and throw your eyes. Looking at the world is light, adding a lot of sorrow. ”

The sentence of the brocade book had a joking meaning, and everyone listened to it and looked at Zhuang Pu. Zhuang Pu didn't know, he only recorded it carefully, and asked which words it was in the process, so he could make a screening. After that, I asked the sixth and seventh girls if they had any, and the seventh girl felt that it was too difficult and gave up. Su Yuan originally wanted to replace them, but he didn't want to stand out, so he had to give up because of proper etiquette. In the end, it was Zhuang Jue's turn to continue.

Before continuing, Zhuang Yu smiled and said: "We have a few here, in order to show our humility, I will say a few words at will." No matter how good I measure the talents of the two of you, it will be difficult for me to match my sister and sisters. He said to Zhuang Pu again: "Brother, today, I will use your way to say it." I'll do it for you. ”

Zhuang Pu sneered and urged: "Hurry up! ”

Zhuang said as follows:

Zhuang Jue: "Sigh for Spring, Sadness in Autumn, Welcome Summer and Send Winter"

Qifu: Exempt from the cloud, go to the word. This work is also endowed.

Five words: If you want me to compose poems, then I'll do it, what do you do, poems and songs!

Seven words: Sister and sister are good poems, one or two race three, it makes people uncomfortable to hear, I don't know if they have it?

Small words. Unbranded: Hello, hello, everyone, huh? Yes! You say, I say, what do you say? Hehehe! ”

After Zhuang Jue finished speaking, everyone laughed so hard that they didn't have the strength.

Zhuang Pu couldn't help it, and gave a thumbs up: "That's it!" I feel good. The second time you go out to play, I should take you all the way. ”

Zhuang Jue said: "Farewell, brother." I'll go out with you, and the old man will have to pick my skin. "Turn your head and let Su Yuan out.

The rest is Su Yuan's sentence.

Su Yuan: "Sigh for Spring, Sadness in Autumn, Welcome Summer and Send Winter"

Qifu: In the spring of Renchen, at the moment of March, Beizi and the crowd are playing on the Red Mansion. The breeze is coming slowly, and the tea is slightly cool. Brother Pu's notes, I enlighten absurd poems. The table is also endowed.

Five words: Lingyun enters the high pavilion and comes to enjoy it; Gossip a few people, this love is pure and snowy.

Seven words: Zhiman is full of hot cavities, silently mixed and difficult to exist, yin and yang are too empty, and sometimes there is no dusk.

Small words. Brand "Appealing to Love": Rain falls on the flower paper screen. The jade bracelet was flustered. Bai Weng hated each other, thinking of Concubine Yang and Emperor Tang. If you want to complain, you are afraid of love. Vulnerable to injury. The message is expressed, the sense of laughter is desired, and the confusion is solved. ”

After Su Yuan finished speaking, Jin Shu sneered. Everyone looked at Jinshu with questioning expressions.

Jin Shu explained embarrassedly: "Beizi's sentence is good, but it doesn't stick to the topic. Could it be like the third master of the tortoise, casually agreeing? Funny? ”

Su Yuan's face turned red, he looked at Yu Li, just glanced at it, then moved away, went to hold his fist at Jinshu, and said, "Miss Jin is smiling." I'm not as talented as the girls, so I shouldn't have said it! ”

Zhuang Jue said: "It's okay, that's what you want." It highlights that we boys don't bully girls. ”

Zhuang Pu put down the pen and ink, stood up, and said, "Is there anything else?" The sixth sister and the seventh sister are not out, I don't think there is any need. Next, let the opposite party pick up. You guys will come out with an excellent one on your own, and you will be better than one round later. ”

Zhuang Ying and the others were talking about each other, saying whose sentence should be let come out to fight.

Speaking of which, Yi Linglong and Aunt Nazha were stunned when they heard it, and they didn't know how to answer.

Zhuang Pu asked, can you have Linglong?

Yi Linglong bit her lip and nodded, saying that she had it, but she hadn't thought it through yet, so she couldn't say it easily. Actually, Yi Linglong won't! But for now, she thought of a way: go for a good walk, find a helper! How can I export it? Who are you looking for?

was embarrassed, and the people on Zhuang Ting's side finished discussing, and in turn urged Yi Linglong.

Zhuang Jue said: "Girl, do you and your aunt have it?" If so, come out! ”

Yi Linglong glanced at Zhuang Jue: "The ancestors are there, so you don't need to be urged by your grandson." My ancestors love to come slowly. Can't wait, you're going to hit me! ”

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but laugh.

Zhuang Jue's face was so angry that his face alternated red and white.