Chapter 33: The Dragon Hunt in the Human World
On that day, the little king of Yama was in high spirits, and he stole a jar of good wine from the king of Hades and shouted to share it with Yanba, who was overjoyed, and immediately called his subordinates who served him to bring wine and food, and prepared to drink it happily.
After three rounds of drinking, Xiao Yama patted his cheek and said: "Sure enough, it is a good wine, this king has a lot of wine on weekdays, and he has some wine after drinking more than ten glasses at the beginning of today, which is really comfortable and happy."
Iwaba pretended to nod in agreement, and then sang a little song while knocking on the dishes and chopsticks. Seeing this, the little king of Yama followed rhythmically and slapped the table.
The scene was like two drunks having fun, but in fact, Yanba didn't have a trace of drunkenness.
Because when he saw the little king of Yama walking into the door with the wine jar, he could see the origin of the wine - the lifelike dragon pattern on the wine jar was depicted by Yan Ba himself, and the wine in the jar was also brewed by Yan Ba himself. The wine is a good old wine, sweet and long in the mouth, but full of stamina and domineering.
This altar of good wine rock cake was successfully brewed and given to Lu Wu, the adopted son was filial piety, Lu Wu was reluctant to taste, and has been treasured at home. Why it has fallen into the hands of the Hades of the Underworld is really puzzling.
Yan Ba planned to get the little Yama drunk with wine, and then tricked him to take him out. So when he drank it, Yan Ba played a little cautious trick, secretly poured the wine into a water bladder sewn from horseskin that he carried with him, and then quietly drank the empty cup.
He raised his eyes and looked at the little king of Yama, the young prince in his prime was not bad at drinking, and he could still sit still after drinking more than a dozen glasses, but if someone else had fallen to the ground and was unconscious.
Suddenly, Yan Ba had another plan, and he deliberately provoked the little Yama king and said: "Little Yama King, why is he so drunk today, and he gets drunk after drinking so much wine, I'm afraid it's not because of his health?"
"Who said that this prince is in poor health, but this king is very strong"
"How do you verify it?"
"Yanba, you have a lot of ideas, how do you say to verify them?"
"Why don't you try to use a spell?"
"Piece of cake, I'll take you to try"
After finishing speaking, the dizzy little Yama pulled the rock bully and ran out.
He saw a Terran ghost waiting to enter the path of reincarnation in a daze, so he used a spell to turn it into a pig shape, which frightened the ghost and howled pigs.
Seeing this, Niu Mian hurriedly ran over to remind the little king of Hades that he could not use spells to change ghosts at will, lest the judge not be able to distinguish whether it was a human or an animal and messed up the rules.
The little king of Yama was very impatient with the cow's thoughts, and he couldn't have a seizure. Niu Mian has always been old-fashioned and rigorous in his work, and when he tells the king of Hades about this matter, his ears will be even more unclean.
Yan Ba's eyes purred, and he hurriedly led the little Yama king away.
"Little Hades, you're so drunk, it's so naïve to turn a ghost into a pig," Yan Ba teased as he walked.
"Hmph, you dare to say that I'm drunk, wait for me to turn your green dragon into a green worm," Xiao Yama scolded angrily.
Yan Ba instigated again: "Little Hades, why don't we fight and see who turns who into a green worm?"
"Fight, fight, whoever is afraid of whom!"
At this time, Bai Wuchang jumped out of a crack in the stone and grabbed the little king of Hades, shouting that he couldn't do it!
Little Hades was almost scared out of his soul, he slapped Bai Wuchang in the face with a big mouth, and Bai Wuchang rolled on the ground with a grunt, and his hat fell off.
Bai Wuchang covered his hot cheeks and said aggrievedly: "Little Hades, the little wronged, it's all Niu Mian who asked me to come to see you, I'm afraid that what will happen to you when you get drunk will cause a commotion in the underworld." So all the mistakes are his bull's fault!"
"Haha, look, everyone can see you're drunk"
This agitation didn't matter, it completely angered the little Yama king, and he slapped at Yan Ba without saying a word.
Iwaba sideways easily dodged the blow. He stared at the little Yama with contempt, and had no intention of fighting back. At this time, you can't hurt your opponent, and if the opponent is injured, things may not go on next, Yan Ba reminded himself.
"Little Yama, your movements have become too late, and you said that you weren't drunk" Yan Ba deliberately laughed at Little Yama's lack of ability to hurt him.
"Look at me!"
"Wait!"
Bai Wuchang, who was lying on the ground, was about to make a big fuss, and he got up again and stood in the way of the two of them to be a peacemaker.
Bai Wuchang reminded the little Yama that the Underworld was a forbidden place for the management of ghost punishment rulings, and if he disturbed this place, the Yama would be punished by the Emperor of Taishan Mansion and even removed from his official position.
The little king of Hades was half awake when he heard the wine, but the young and vigorous young man was still unwilling to be ridiculed, he was enthusiastic, and pointed to Yanba and motioned for him to follow.
Seeing this, Yan Ba knew that the matter was eight or nine points, he couldn't suppress the excitement in his heart, and followed the little Yama king swaggering to a place that was no different from the rest of the underworld.
This land could not be more ordinary, even so ordinary that its existence could be completely ignored.
The little king raised his hand to cast a spell, and a small river appeared in front of him in an instant, and Yan Ba looked at it curiously, and the flowing water in the river in front of him had a little starlight, which was a little weird. He had time to think about it in the future, when he suddenly received a heavy slap on the back, and his feet fell uncontrollably into the river.
Little Yama stood on the shore and cast the spell again with a smug expression, and the river disappeared in front of him.
Yan Ba fell into the river only to find that the river was not river water, but an abyss. He kept falling, and he couldn't get to the bottom for a long time. Observing the surroundings, Iwaba transformed into a dragon and soared into the air, flying upwards.
After flying for a long time and still in place, Yan Ba's body was so tired that he was almost stiff. Could it be that 'ghosts hit the wall'? Yan Ba has lived for more than 100,000 years and has never seen such a 'ghost hitting the wall'. If it is true, then as long as you find the "peep" position, you can crack this formation. But where is the "peep" position, where is the caster? I have no clue at all.
The little Hades who got carried away stood in place with a happy smile. Although he drank too much wine and was provoked by Yan Ba's provocation, he was not stupid, from the beginning of Yan Ba's continuous provocations, he felt that the other party's motives were not pure, and there must be a conspiracy.
Therefore, the little king of Yama planned to take Yan Ba all the way in the underworld, and when he came here, Yan Ba's expression fully betrayed himself.
This is just an inconspicuous location, but I didn't expect that the little Yama King couldn't help but have excitement in his eyes when he saw that Yan Ba seemed to have discovered a treasure.
Little Yama has always regarded Iwaba as a friend, but he does not allow others to betray him. Now that Iwaba is plotting to use himself to realize the trick, Xiao Hades felt lost for a moment, but even if Iwaba is a god, and Hades has to respect him for three points on weekdays, he still decided to give this betrayer a ride.
The location where the rock tyrant fell was the rift between the underworld and the unknown world. This place has been sealed all along, and no one knows how deep it is or what is hidden. King Yama concluded that there would never be a return after the rock lord went down, and he went back to drink the rest of the wine contentedly.
Hades learned that Yan Ba was thrown into the unknown by the little Hades, and the official hat was almost frightened. The people in the unknown realm know what kind of place the hell is, and none of the people who have been in the past have come out. If he is unfortunately killed, according to the celestial appearance of the gods returning to the sky, a dragon will pierce the sky and soar into the sky. At that time, all the immortals in the heavenly realm will know that the ancient god Yanba, who lived well in the underworld, has inexplicably fallen.
Such worries are not unreasonable, but the matter has come to this point, scolded and scolded, beaten and beaten, it is useless, the only thing to do is to hope that the people of Yanba Ji have their own natural appearance.
Recently, when the black and white impermanence of Hades's subordinates went to the frontier battlefield to collect the souls of the dead in battle, they found a familiar figure wearing armor and riding a tall horse and turned back to look at them, as if it was intentional.
Unexpectedly, Yan Ba escaped from the unknown, and Hades was happy and bored.
Little Hades was inevitably scolded again. He came out of Hades and was full of anger, and he happened to pass by Meng Po who was passing by and kicked a bowl of Meng Po soup in his hand and fell to the ground.
Meng Po was an elder and too lazy to worry about the juniors, so she picked up the porcelain bowl broken into several petals and turned away.
Little Hades stood in place, his ears constantly hovering with the scolding of Hades. That's it, Hades said, "I will pay off the debts I owe"! So let him sneak into the human world quietly and bring back the rock tyrant or directly get rid of it to avoid future troubles.
To put it lightly, the mana of the little Yama is under the rock tyrant, and he has never been to the human world, if there is a head-on conflict, the little Yama is estimated to suffer. Even so, Hades stubbornly insisted that little Hades take care of things personally.
Hades has been honest all his life, and he is basically fair. The most nerve-wracking thing for him is this son, who has been used to being held by the stars since he was a child, and he is entangled in official duties and does not have many opportunities to accompany him, so it is helpless that Xiao Yama has developed a willful and reckless character. The king of Hades weighed that the little king of Yama would inherit the position of the underworld in the future, and his ability still needed to be cultivated and improved.
Now that the little king of Yama borrowed Yuan Yong's body and finally found Yan Ba, he carefully hid his breath, for fear of being discovered by the cunning Yan Ba.
Fortunately, Yan Ba also looked arrogant and didn't look at him squarely.
The little king of Hades returned to the guest room and sulked, he was the son of the king of Hades and actually hid in the skin of an ordinary human race, cowering, not only afraid that the heavenly court would know that he had come to the human world without permission, but also afraid that the upper authorities would know that they wanted to kill the rock tyrant and let him run away.
There was a knock at the door.
Little Yama got up and opened the door, and a woman dressed as a maid walked into the house with a meal.
The woman didn't speak, she silently put the food on the table and turned to go out, but was stopped by the little Hades.
"Didn't your master teach you how to treat guests with etiquette?"
The woman's expression was surprised and helpless, she danced with her hands and feet, and made a "ahhhhh
"It turned out to be a mute" Xiao Hades wanted to use the topic to play the embarrassment of Yan Ba's subordinates, but he didn't expect that the other party was a disabled woman, so he waved her hand and sent her down.
Little Yama sat at the table and looked at the food in front of him, the aroma was overflowing, which made people feel appetizing, and his stomach couldn't help but rumble a few times.
"The human race is trouble, hungry all day long, and there are a lot of things to eat, drink, and Lazar," Xiao Hades couldn't help muttering while picking up chopsticks and putting some delicious vegetables into his mouth.
Soon, the three bowls of rice filled my stomach. Just as he got up with a full burp and was about to pour some tea to drink, a sudden wave of dizziness struck.
With a "bang", the little Yama fell to the ground in front of his eyes and lost consciousness.