Niu Gensheng sleepwalked into "Dream Journey", for example: "The Lingnan ghost who is all strange and angry has written the world's most strange novel! Now the left-behind women in the countryside don't love their husbands! I read this broken novel every day, and I don't even cultivate the fields? The children don't know how to feed when they're hungry? They don't even understand the clouds and rain in Wushan? No wonder the overall birth rate in Shenzhou is sluggish! The stock market has plummeted! The overall impotence in literature has declined! The professors of the Faculty of Arts have jumped off the building one after another to get depressed, and there are more people with anorexia and insomnia! It is the Lingnan ghosts that awaken the souls of the people! Zhou Shuren raised his big mother finger and said: "Shenzhou's "Dream Journey" surpasses any literary work in the East! It is even greater and grotesque than Lu Xun's "Hesitation"!"

Wang Xizhi said: "My Lanting book is lagging behind! The number one strange book in the world is still "Dream Journey"! Dante said: "My 'Divine Comedy' is lagging behind! Now the gods and goddesses of the East and the West love to read the grotesque novels of Lingnan ghosts? Pu Songling and Cervantes are lagging behind! Fengshenbang and Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng Golden Vase Plum are all lagging behind! They have come to the end of the cruel world! Even the evil god of Huoyun and Haruki Murakami are vomiting blood and dreaming!"

Cheng Kuian Dasha said: "Last night, when I watched "Dream Journey" and did piston exercise with human dolls, the card * called 120 ambulance and was admitted to the hospital for thorough treatment!" A pair of spider glutinous cave rooms were so fascinated by watching "Dream Journey" that they gave birth to a giant frog of the century! They weighed 20 pounds as soon as they were born! I was afraid that the nurses would pee!

A cremator in the funeral parlor forgot the cremation button when he watched the Lingnan ghost talent "Dream Journey", and the deceased came back to life, scaring the ghost of the family! Two dogs were doing a tug-of-war competition on the highway, because a rural uncle was fascinated by watching "Dream Riding Journey", and he didn't even know that the two dogs were doing piston sports, and he was ashamed to kill passers-by!

Cao Xueqin was fascinated by watching "Dream Journey" in the Red Mansion, and the dust stood up, and she couldn't even cover it with a tablecloth! Lin Daiyu was ashamed to see Master Cao making tea for him, and her face was even flawed!

When the strange man drank tea with the seven monsters in the south of the Yangtze River, he said: "I heard that the eight monsters in Yangzhou dare not call the monsters in front of the Lingnan ghosts! Even the eighteen monsters in Yunnan and the twenty monsters in Hainan Island dare to bow down!"

Anyone can do it

A mouth and a face are almost the same

But don't pick the best one

Exhaust your strength to go to tug-of-war

Wai can dodge

The force is about the same as the temperature

But you have broken me with both hands

But I enjoyed the torture

It can be said that after taking a walk, he has desperately retreated

I tried to let go, but I couldn't

Blame you for being too beautiful

Like poisonous snakes, they tighten their relationship with each other

It seems that the addiction is endless

Finally ran out of scheming

Faith withered

Blame me for being overly obsessed

In exchange for all the legacies that have loved you

As soon as I think of you so fine

Everything else

There is no kind of prestige

Bad weather can occur during the day

I can send someone to take shelter under the fence for a while

Leng sneered at the white eyes and listened to gossip

Even if you don't get good weather in your life

You can't not meet a close confidant

Without warm arms, it is difficult to endure the bitter wind and rain

If I can't meet you in my life

There is no point in even being an emperor

You are the first in the world in my heart

Even if you don't get good weather in your life

You can't not meet a close confidant

Without warm arms, it is difficult to endure the bitter wind and rain

I have you with me in this life

Cloudy days also turn into clear skies

You are the first in the world in my heart

If I can't meet you in my life

There is no point in even being an emperor

You are the first in the world in my heart

No. 1 in the world

Niu Gensheng thought wildly, and felt that they were all Master's "Dream Journey" the world's first strange book! If you read this book, it doesn't mean anything if you read "*" and "One Hundred Years of Solitude"? If you read "Dream Journey" once, you read Mo Yan's "Fatigue of Life and Death" and foreign "Harry Potter" are not magical! The world's number one magic is still "Dream Journey" by Lingnan ghosts! It is even more awesome than fighting through the sky! Strange and strange? Strange and strange! Awesome!