Chapter 43 to the Filthy Things

Listening to Uncle Quan's words, I hurriedly ran to the incineration room, and then found a small shovel and shoveled the ashes from the heavenly furnace onto a small bucket.

"Here comes the ash." I hurried out with a bucket full of ash, and Uncle Quan couldn't help but roll his eyes at me after taking a look at the ash in my bucket.

"You stupid boy, why are you taking so much? It's all a treasure!" Uncle Quan sighed again and again in extreme pain.

Looking at Uncle Quan's unhappy appearance, I unconsciously scratched the back of my head and smiled embarrassedly, how do I know what kind of treasure the ash in the furnace is, as soon as I heard that this ash can still deal with ghost babies, I almost didn't dismantle the furnace inside!

Uncle Quan didn't look at me anymore, then reached into the bucket and grabbed a handful of ash and sprinkled it on the ghost baby who had been tied up!

"Whew!"

As soon as the ash touched the ghost baby's body, the ghost baby suddenly let out a sharp roar, and the old man's face instantly tensed, and a pair of eyes stared at me and Uncle Quan with resentment.

I couldn't help frowning, I was a little hairy in my heart by the eyes of this ghost baby, I also grabbed a handful of ashes and sprinkled it on the ghost baby's body as Uncle Quan's appearance, this time, the ghost baby almost struggled to break away from the red rope that tied him and played with me, which scared me to tremble.

Uncle, this ghost baby is really afraid of the soft and the hard! I cursed secretly, and then asked Uncle Quan, "What are you doing now?"

Uncle Quan groaned, his eyes swept over the ghost baby's body, and then said, "The evil qi on this little guy's body is too heavy, if he forcibly throws it into the heavenly furnace to burn, I'm afraid it will backfire." ”

"How?" I asked.

"I can only suppress him first, and then find something that can break the evil qi on his body as soon as possible in the next few days, and when his evil qi is broken, I will throw it into the heavenly furnace to burn."

Listening to Uncle Quan's words, I couldn't help but nod, and just when I was about to say something more, I found that Uncle Quan's gaze was fixed on me again.

My heart trembled, and I gritted my teeth and said, "What do you want me to do?"

"Hey, hey." Uncle Quan stretched out his hand and patted me on the shoulder, saying, "The ashes of this heavenly furnace can only temporarily suppress the evil qi of the ghost baby, and if you want to really break this evil qi, I need you to do something." ”

"It's not going to be for me to kiss him again, is it? There can only be one and no two, I tell you, I am also dignified!" I said through gritted teeth.

This time, Uncle Quan shook his head gently at me and said, "Don't worry, I won't let you talk to him this time." ”

"And what are you going to let me do?" Hearing this, I couldn't help but be a little curious.

Uncle Quan paused and said leisurely: "If you want to break the evil qi of the ghost baby, there are two things that can be done. ”

"Which two?" I asked, confused.

"First, the most masculine and pure thing, this thing can't be found for the time being, although the yang energy in your body is very strong, it is not the most masculine and pure; Second, it's the most filthy thing, this thing, hehe, it's easy to find. ”

Listening to Uncle Quan's laughter, I resisted the urge to find a brick from the ground and pat him on the head, and said impatiently: "Don't sell Guanzi, tell me what it is!"

"Quite simply, that thing is a woman's moon-red thing."

"What's that? Moon Red?" I'm a little confused.

Uncle Quan looked at me and asked, "You don't know what a moonred thing is?"

I shook my head, dazed.

Uncle Quan suddenly showed a look of hatred for iron and steel, and said, "You don't even know this, you deserve to be a little virgin!" Ever heard of menstruation? That's the moon red, but to use it to destroy the ghost baby, it needs to be the kind that has not been humanized...... Silly boy, this glorious and difficult task is handed over to you. ”

"I lost it, I thought it was something, it turned out to be this...... Uncle Quan, where can I find this for you? Can you change to something else, I haven't dealt with girls before, why do you want that?" I wanted to cry without tears.

Uncle Quan didn't care about the difficulties of my little fishing line, he grabbed the ghost baby from the pillar and walked to the small black house, and said without raising his head: "I don't care where you look for it, it's best to find it within seven days, otherwise it will be the night of the full moon after seven days, and the evil spirit of this ghost baby will be condensed to the peak again, and when he comes out again, it will not be as simple as looking for you to ask for his life." ”

"Huh? What else can he do more frustrating than ask for his life?" I shuddered in my heart and couldn't help but ask.

Uncle Quan said lightly: "Maybe it will destroy your whole family......"

"Holy! I'll look for it tomorrow!!"

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Early the next morning, I just got home from work, and I didn't care about lying on the bed, so I quickly rummaged through the boxes and cabinets to find my junior high school and high school classmates.

The two crumpled address books were finally turned out by me, and after I cheered myself up for a while, I picked up my phone and followed the former female classmates in the address book to send a text message one by one.

"Liu Yan, do you remember me? I'm Zhou Lingfeng, you're here for your aunt, I want to ......"

"Wu Xiaoxiao, that's the case, you're the ugliest in the class, I think you shouldn't have a boyfriend yet, by the way, when are you coming to the eldest aunt......"

"Wang Li, I'm Ling Feng, do you remember that I took you to eat Malatang before? I don't know if you can help me with something, I want to know what time your period is......"

A few minutes later, I finally sent a text message to the number of the last female classmate in the address book who may not have had a boyfriend, and in just a short period of time, I had already asked nearly twenty or thirty female classmates about the most intimate incidents.

Before I could go and kill the few female friends left in my phone's address book, I noticed that there was a quick vibration on my phone, and it was the female classmates who received the text message replying to me.

"Zhou Lingfeng, you shameless little pervert, don't let me see you, how far your thoughts are, how far you can get rid of the old lady!"

"Less climbing relationship, 800 nights, 500 fast food, if you want to come over ......"

"Zhou Lingfeng, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, I used to think that you were just a little brainless, but I didn't expect you to be a salty and wet guy......"

All kinds of fancy scolding text messages almost exploded my mobile phone at once, I looked at the text message box such a warm greeting of my IQ and image of the reply, my heart wanted to cry without tears!

Uncle, I'm not here to get rid of the demons, what's wrong with my aunt? Everyone is an adult, do you want to be so stingy?

I patiently read the text messages that were replied to, and finally couldn't help sighing, there were almost twenty replies in total, but there were nineteen of them who scolded me for being a salty wet guy and a pervert, and the other one replied that it was the woman's boyfriend, and asked me where I was in the field, and he dared to tease his girlfriend, and said that he would teach me to be a man in minutes......

I happily deleted all these text messages, and in my mind, I couldn't help but frown bitterly when I thought of what Uncle Quan said about not getting the girl's moon red within seven days, and then the ghost baby would masturbate me on the night of the full moon, I thought to myself that it was okay for me to be gone, but my family was always innocent!

No, I gritted my teeth and picked up the phone again, my classmates are unreliable, so I may have a chance to find someone else.

I quickly opened my phone and swiped WeChat, and soon, I saw the latest message posted by Fang Xueer in the circle of friends half an hour ago: "This time, it seems to be a little early......