Chapter Ninety-Three: Tehime
Liao Liang didn't know how to take the hand Ji back into the dantian, so he could only stuff it into his pocket first, and then ask Ye Tang for advice when he got home.
"Wait, don't go yet! What should I do if my phone is swollen?
Just as Liao Liang and Ye Tang turned around and were about to run away, Lin Dayong, the security guard behind them, suddenly shouted out and stopped them.
"What should I do?" Liao Liang asked quietly from the side.
"I'll do it!" patted Liao Liang on the shoulder, Ye Tang turned around and walked in the direction of Lin Dayong.
"You...... What are you going to do?"
Seeing Ye Tang walking towards him, Lin Dayong suddenly panicked and took two steps back. The flashlight beam was aimed at Ye Tang's face, and it shot straight through like a laser.
"Comrade, there is no need to be afraid. Ye Tang's voice was as calm as water, he stretched out his right hand and slowly took out a pair of sunglasses from his jacket pocket and brought them to his face, and at the same time, his left hand took out a ballpoint pen from nowhere, and held the tip of the pen vertically down in his hand, only revealing the cap of the pen aimed at Lin Dayong's face.
"Hold the grass, big brother, wait a minute!" As soon as he saw Ye Tang's posture, Lin Dayong instantly thought of something, and covered his eyes with a loud shout.
In Lin Dayong's heart, the ballpoint pen in Ye Tang's hand was by no means an ordinary ballpoint pen, this was a special amnestic!
It's "a flash, forgive him in minutes." The amnestic is comparable to the artifact cuckold, and the cow is very broken.
"Brother, you open your eyes and look at this side, and it's gone in a flash. ”
"I don't!"
"Brother, this is by no means an amnestic, lie to you I'm a dog. ”
"I won't!"
"Brother, I won't follow you. I'm gone, open your eyes!"
"I believe in your evil, even if I stand here all night today, I won't open my eyes. ”
......
After a long stalemate, Ye Tang suddenly put away the ballpoint pen, and a smile appeared on his face that his plan had succeeded.
This is actually an ordinary ballpoint pen, everything is Ye Tang's routine.
The goal was achieved, and Ye Tang was about to call Liao Liang to run away quickly. But when he turned around, he was speechless and found that Liao Liang was also covering his eyes.
"Uh, Ryoko, what are you covering, this is a fake, retreat quickly!" Ye Tang muttered in Liao Liang's ear.
"Oh, actually, I already knew. ”
Hearing this, Liao Liang withdrew his hand covering his eyes, put on a posture of knowing his chest, and turned around to leave.
"Hehe!" Regarding Liao Liang's reaction, Ye Tang smiled disdainfully, and followed quickly.
The two left, but the poor security guard Lin Dayong still thought that Ye Tang was waiting for him to open his eyes with an amnestic.
"Hmph, don't think that if you don't speak, I'll be fooled, I won't open my eyes today. Lin Dayong said.
When Lin Dayong was still fighting with the air, Ye Tang and Liao Liang had already returned home all the way.
"Baba, people want to eat electricity, eat electricity!"
Hand Ji still has five percent of the battery, and she is clamoring for Liao Liang to charge her, which makes Liao Liang helpless for a while.
"Hand Ji, can you not call me Baba!" Liao Liang proposed without tears, the title of Baba is too disgusting and must be replaced.
"Electricity, electricity, electricity, electricity, electricity......"
Tehime refuses to communicate with Liao Liang and initiates a continuous charging warning.
Liao Liang was so depressed, he never thought that his mobile phone would really turn into Lori and spoil himself one day.
"Okay, I'll charge you. But after charging, you are not allowed to make trouble for me anymore, you must follow my orders. Liao Liang took the charger and said to the third chapter of the law with Ji Ji.
"Got it, Daddy. ”
Hearing that she could finally eat electricity, Tehime instantly stopped the noise and replied obediently, even changing the title of baba.
Ye Tang, who saw this scene next to him, couldn't stop twitching the corners of his mouth.
He said that he had never seen such a strange magic weapon. will be deformed, will sell cute, and will be called daddy, too spicy eyes.
When the power was turned on, Liao Liang saw that the hand girl on the screen took out a milk bottle out of nowhere, holding the pacifier, and she drank it with satisfaction.
Putting the hand Ji who was drinking milk aside, Liao Liang was ready to ask Ye Tang for knowledge about magic weapons.
"Don't ask me, I don't know much about your magic weapon. It's a genre you've never seen before, and it's up to you to do your own research. Rather than that, I think we should talk more about my motorcycle. ”
Speaking of this, Ye Tang took out the anti-theft lock of the Harley motorcycle from behind him and placed it on the table in front of Liao Liang, with an expression on his face.
"Yezi, you have changed, you have become a snob. How can our friendship be swayed by a motorcycle......"
Seeing that Liao Liang wanted to repay the debt, Ye Tang immediately interrupted, "Don't talk nonsense, my brother must also settle the account." Say it, do you lose money or not? ”
"I don't have money to ask for, I want to have a life, but I don't give it. "Liao Liang is not afraid of boiling water.
Ye Tang: "......"
Plastic friendship, say break it.
Liao Liang's loss this time is basically to lose all his capital. The TV set is gone, the refrigerator is gone, the computer and microwave oven are gone, and even the little donkey electric car issued by the company has been lost.
After discussing with Liao Liang for a long time without any results, Ye Tang suddenly had an urgent need to urinate and was ready to go to the toilet first, and then continue to collect debts when he came back.
As a result, as soon as he entered the toilet, Ye Tang was startled by the scene in front of him.
There was a kitchen knife on the ground, and next to the kitchen knife was lying a two-ha, whose four legs were tied together with hemp rope, and he wore a mask on his mouth, showing a loveless expression.
Seeing Ye Tang come in to go to the toilet, the second dog raised his head slightly sideways, looked at the little eyes of hope, and stared at Ye Tang speechless for a while.
Turning around and walking out of the toilet, Ye Tang silently closed the door. With a sigh, he suddenly changed his mind and decided to go home first and come to Liao Liang tomorrow to settle accounts.
Ye Tang left inexplicably, Liao Liang really couldn't figure out how this guy who slammed the door would be so simple today, he had only been arguing for three hours, and Ye Tang could quarrel with him for ten yuan for a day!
After Ye Tang left, Scarlet Tong and Xiao Shu walked out of the back room, both of them staring at Liao Liang with resentment, and Liao Liang knew what they were going to say without opening their mouths.
"Well, at present, our family's economy is relatively depressed, and we can't afford TV and computers for the time being, I hope you can put up with it. ”
As soon as Liao Liang finished speaking, Scarlet Tong and Xiao Shu were not happy, and they booed.
"Brother, you lie!" Sister Scarlet Tong said, you have a bank card with five million in it. Xiao Shu said.
As soon as these words came out, Liao Liang's expression changed, he first glanced at Feitong's side, and then said solemnly, "That bank card is not mine, and I won't use a penny in it." ”