Volume 1, Bank Gunshots Chapter 2 I am a trainee soul charmer
I'll go, is this thing trying to murder! Zhou Hao suddenly became angry at this unreliable guy in his heart! I scratch, I scratch, I meow, but unfortunately it didn't work at all. And the guy was lying in a chair with his eyes closed and seemed to be dozing! Oh yes, this is too much!
The bubble was still pouring out, and Zhou Hao began to despair, for the guy who was napping not far away, if he could speak, he would definitely greet his family one by one. It's so special!
At this time, Zhou Hao suddenly felt a pain in his neck, as if he had been pricked by something, and then endless sleepiness hit, and his legs were weak, and he simply lost consciousness.
"Oops, hey, get up!" I don't know how long it took, Zhou Hao suddenly heard someone shouting to himself, as if he was magical, all his senses suddenly came like a tide, and he only felt that his body was light and fluttering, as if the whole thing was floating.
When I saw my image clearly, I was suddenly startled, isn't this just floating! It has changed back to its original appearance, but its feet are more than ten centimeters above the ground, and it just dangles like that, and it doesn't seem to have any weight. looked at the other side again, and opened his mouth wide and shouted: "Mom! Hell yes! ”
Isn't the person in front of him a ghost, wearing a set of clothes from an ancient yamen official, and a dark chain just separates the two words on his chest. A face was a heavy pale pale.
"Where? Where is it! Hearing that there was a ghost, this guy seemed to be more nervous than Zhou Hao, and after looking around left and right, he suddenly saw Zhou Hao's eyes, wasn't he just staring at him!
Seeing that he was nervous, he didn't know why Zhou Hao calmed down instead, and looked at this guy with some curiosity.
"I say, you're nervous! I'm a ghost, you're not. The man counted out angrily, and took out a black card, with red paint on it, printed with a photo and identity information.
"I am the soul envoy of the underworld, Zhang Tiande, and God has the virtue of a good life. Your name, your age, how did you die," the ghost sent Zhang Tiande to appear in a notebook while collecting the documents.
Although Zhou Hao was very interested in the content written in it, he couldn't see it, he could only see the three words on the cover, the book of life and death! Isn't this book of life and death the treasure of the underworld? Why does a ghost run around with it? The rumors are really not credible.
"Zhou Hao, twenty-three years old, I don't know how he died." Zhou Hao said innocently.
"Huh! That's not right, Zhou Hao! Yours, the name should be Xiao Hei, because his body was weak and he couldn't bear the anesthetic and died. Zhang Tiande frowned, looked at Zhou Hao, and then looked at the book of life and death, and suddenly slapped his thigh, "It's broken!" ”
Zhou Hao looked at Zhang Tiande with some confusion, not understanding what this meant by being broken.
Zhang Tiande, looked at Zhou Hao, and then at the book of life and death, his face was entangled for a while, and then he looked at the book of life and death, and when he looked at Zhou Hao again, he had changed into an amiable appearance.
"Zhou Hao! Hehe! You are 23 years old, born in the East Gate, born on May 23, 1995. ”
Zhou Hao nodded at all, and sighed in his heart that this book of life and death really deserves its reputation!
"Uh-huh, ahem!" Zhang Tiande coughed dryly twice, pondered for a moment before saying, 'Zhou Hao, you should have sixty years to live,'
"Wait! You said I still have 60 years to live, why am I burping now, are you mistaken? After listening to Zhang Tiande's words and seeing his tangled expression, Zhou Hao instantly had a bad premonition, whether the bricks that fell from the sky were made by this goods!
"Nonsense! The soul hook of our underworld makes one of them fair and strict, how can you be wrong! You say, I said your birth was wrong. Zhang Tiande immediately retorted unhappily.
Zhou Hao was speechless for a while, and how could he be wrong about others! People are the soul seducers of the underworld. But where is his more than 60 years of Yangshou, you must know that he is still a boy, and he has not even pulled a woman's hand, if you want to say what bad things to do, except for peeking at the little sister next door taking a bath at the age of twelve, stealing the eggs of Uncle Zhang's house in the yard next door, I really haven't done anything, I won't lose 60 years of Yangshou because of these two things!
"Since I still have sixty years of life, why did you come to be like this?" Zhou Hao asked very aggrievedly, being a dick and being smashed on the cat by a brick, and now it's hard to find a little fun to live, and he was burped by Hua Xiaoci's pit with anesthetics, who is going to reason with this.
"Don't be sad, haven't I seduce your soul yet? It's luck that you kid met me. But your body has been lying in the morgue for three days, and it is dead. It's not okay to go back! So what to do? Zhang Tiande suddenly asked as he spoke.
"I know what to do and still stand here! You are a soul envoy, how can you say that I am like this, and the sixty years of yang longevity are gone. You might as well send me to the underworld, and I'll ask the judge. Let's see what he does! Zhou Hao instantly rushed and shouted with a crying voice, this thing also said that it was luck to meet him, why didn't he see it at all!
"Huh!" Zhang Tiande was suddenly a little embarrassed. After a while, his face changed to a smiling look again: "Actually, you don't have to go to the underworld, although you can't return to your original body, you can cultivate." You must know that cats are the guardian beasts of the underworld, as long as you help the underworld, one day, you will become human. ”
Zhou Hao suddenly stopped crying and raised his eyes to look at Zhang Tiande, waiting for him to continue.
"If you want me to say, if you go to the underworld, you really won't be able to come back, I think you're pitiful, so I'll just let you be my yang soul seducer, which kind of apprenticeship, as long as you complete the task, you will get a point reward. When the time comes, let alone become a human, it will become a bird. Zhang Tiande continued to see my interest.
"Uh, how do I feel fooled by you?" Seeing Zhang Tiande's eyebrows flying, blowing that it was called a skyscraper, Zhou Hao always had a feeling of encountering a liar, saying that this product is really a soul hook? Isn't it too easy to talk and too loving!
"How could I fool you? As long as you complete the tasks I gave you, you will get points. You'll be able to redeem what you want, including having a new body again. Become human. Zhang Tiande's face was tempting.
"Thanks, do I have any other choice?" Zhou Hao asked. From childhood to adulthood, Zhou Hao has understood a truth, pies will not fall from the sky, this thing is so anxious to let himself be his soul hooker, there must be something boring. You know, even when you're a human, you're just a dick. In order to save a dollar, the guy who would rather walk two stops is now a stray cat, and if there is a good thing, it will not be his turn!
"No, either be a soul charmer, or you just float like this, I can tell you, you still have sixty years of yang life, and the underworld will not accept you. On the other hand, those wandering spirits will welcome you, and for them this kind of wandering spirit that is still alive is their favorite delicacy. Zhang Tiande vetoed, and did not forget to pour a basin of cold water again.
Zhou Hao got entangled, if you don't do it, you can't become a human again, and you can't even do it as a cat! If it was really like what Zhang Tiande said, he was caught and eaten by the wandering ghosts, it would be even more wronged. Do it, maybe there's still a little chance. But if this thing was easy to do, how could Zhang Tiande discuss it with him so politely?
"Boy, I said you can't do it, I tell you, if you don't do it, I'll find someone else, and there will be more people to do." Zhang Tiande began to look impatient.
"Do!" Zhou Haoyi gritted his teeth and said.
"Well, your body can't go back, so you can only be wronged by this cat. For the time being, you don't have any tasks yet, just choose a natal person within one day, establish contact with him, and you are a community. So you have to remember that after establishing a connection, you must ensure the safety of your natal person, if he burps, then you will not survive. Zhang Tiande solemnly explained. One hand and one finger pointed at Zhou Hao's eyebrows, and in an instant, a strange feeling enveloped Zhou Hao, and his consciousness was blurred.
Almost instantly, in the moment of confusion, a wave of pain came over me like a tidal wave.
"Meow!" The moment Meow opened his eyes, he was so shocked that his hair exploded. This cheating daddy's little fox is holding a sharp scalpel in one hand, and pinching Zhou Hao's thin and fluffy right hand with two fingers in the other. Drops of blood, dripping and dripping down this hairy right hand, this girl is bleeding me without my consent!
"Hehe, luck, I can also make an errand when Zhang Xiaofei comes back this time!" Hua Xiaoci didn't care about Zhou Hao's anger at all, and casually found a band-aid and put it on the wound on Zhou Hao's claws. Then he picked up Zhou Hao and walked to the table. Place it on the shelf and fix it!
Zhou Hao is depressed, I'm a cat, okay, a little love, it's not enough to die once, what do you want to do! Zhou Hao was angry and scratched with his claws. Stick out your mouth to bite and meow'.
"Oops! The temper is quite big.,It's true that I forgot to change the amount of anesthetic just now.,Aren't you okay? Okay, I'll find you a beautiful woman later, let's even, now obediently, take a defensive shot! Hua Xiaoxi said nonchalantly, with a smile on her face, and reached out to pick up an oversized syringe.
"Mud horses! Are you an injection or a murder! Meow! Under Zhou Hao's screams and hard struggle, the frame that fixed the right claw suddenly loosened. At that time, he roared without hesitation, raised his claws and scratched it.
All right! I admit that I was impulsive, I know I did something wrong, if I was given another chance I would never do it, I will bite you to death instead! Zhou Hao looked at the obscene handsome guy in front of him in a complicated way, and understood for a moment that resistance was futile, how could a little milk cat who was only two months old beat an adult man!
Hua Xiaoxi just stretched out two fingers, and with a gentle clamp, Zhou Hao's claws were fixed and couldn't move!