Chapter 11: The Legend of Wit
- [The first person to eat chicken]: Anchor, do you know, when I was watching your live broadcast today, I was irritated by my vicious tablemate and couldn't help yelling, but I was caught by the teaching director, and my mobile phone was confiscated! I was also carried to the dean's office for more than half an hour!
"Aha, what grade is this kid in? Vicious tablemates? It's not good to speak ill of people behind your back. Gu Yangyang said.
Du Taiyang was stunned for a moment,, isn't this concern a little wrong, normal people shouldn't feel that his experience is miserable and comfort him with a sympathetic face, and this anchor shouldn't be moved by the fact that he was still watching his live broadcast during his evening self-study in addition to comforting him? !
What's the situation now, she doesn't comfort him for just forget it, and condemns him for saying bad things about his fellow tables behind his back?!
To be honest, are you in the same league as Shen Lecheng!!
[Shen Moumou] rewarded an airplane.
Suddenly, a plane flew by in the center of the screen.
Gu Yangyang was stunned for a moment, and then sighed, "The local tyrant is big, it seems that you really have a lot of money and have nowhere to spend!" "It's not, it's okay, she didn't do anything, how can she give her a plane again.
- [Shen Moumou]: Because I'm happy!
Gu Yangyang: "......" will throw money around when he is happy? Willful enough, such a local tyrant will give me a dozen!
- Made, the gap between people and people, Lao Tzu laughs when he is happy, and he has never done anything that costs money when he is happy, although my heart is extremely longing......
- 666666, worship local tyrants.
- [The first person to eat chicken]: Anchor, are you colluding with someone Shen?!
-Hey? Collusion OK? What do you say about eating chicken trenches? Why do I think things are a little out of the ordinary......
- Brother Chicken knows Shen Tuhao?
- I dare to pack a ticket, these two must know each other! Witty, I have seen more than once eat chicken trenches and talk about Shen trenches!
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Fans began to turn into Sherlock Holmes.
Gu Yangyang was also curious, but she didn't want to ask too much about other people's affairs, so she could only cry out, "Heaven and earth conscience, I don't know anything, the first person to eat chicken, don't wronged me." Don't bring me with you for a grudge with someone Shen. ”
-What is the relationship between two people?
- [The first person to eat chicken]: Lao Tzu is not a child, okay......
-I suddenly had an idea, should Shen Moumou be the vicious tablemate in the mouth of the first chicken eater, because the Yangyang anchor righteously asked the first person to eat chicken not to say bad things about the same table behind his back, which is equivalent to asking the first person to eat chicken not to say bad things about Shen Moumou, that is to say, the Yangyang anchor inadvertently maintained Shen Moumou, which can explain why Shen Moumou was suddenly happy to reward the Yangyang anchor!! All in all! There is only one truth!
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The audience was impressed by this brother's associative ability and reasoning ability, and lined up to brush up the 666666 continuously.
Gu Yangyang was silent for a while, did not speak, and waited to see the development of the situation.
According to her understanding of the child [The First Person to Eat Chicken] for so long, he should be a person with a more lively personality who can't hide his words, and he is still a child with a big heart, which is why when [The First Person to Eat Chicken] complained to her that his table mate probably wanted to give him a little comfort, she instead watched the joke and laughed at him next to him.
Deliberately not following the routine he imagined and teasing him, it's funny, isn't it?! Gu Yangyang smiled evilly.
If there was really such a thing, Gu Yangyang felt that [the first person to eat chicken] would definitely be tempted to say it, especially after the Sherlock Holmes brothers reasoned about the whole thing.
In the end, Gu Yangyang was not disappointed, and Du Taiyang really couldn't help but tell the truth.
- [The first person to eat chicken]:, say, do you know me!
-Hahaha, this means that the previous [brother is just a legend] reasoning was right, right?
- Awesome! True to its name! Big brother, you are really a legend!
- [Brother is just a legend]: Won awards, low-key, low-key, calm and calm. There is only one truth!
- [The first person to eat chicken]: That's right, Shen Moumou is my vicious tablemate! So! Yangyang anchor, you wronged me, okay! I'm Zhengda Guang who speaks ill of him! It's not about talking about the rights and wrongs of others behind your back!
"Admire, admire! You're all chubby! Gu Yangyang said with a smile, he didn't think that he would really be ...... by this Sherlock Holmes No, Brother Conan was right. "I'm sorry that the child has wronged you, but it's still not right to say bad things about people~ The most important thing is that you are careful to be beaten by your table fat when you go to school tomorrow! Hahaha! Although Gu Yangyang said that he should be careful, his voice was full of banter who wanted to watch a good show.
-Hahaha, the anchor's tone is obviously the mentality of wanting to watch a good show.
- [Shen Moumou]: I am a civilized person!
-Laughing to death, Shen Da Tuhao refused to beat the first child to eat chicken, and the anchor couldn't watch a good show.
- [The first person to eat chicken]: Yangyang anchor, I'm your diehard fan! You can't do that to me!
"Die-hard fans! Oh, my God!!! Move! I was wrong, I was wrong, I shouldn't have done this to you! How could I do that to my little cutie! Cutie, I'm sorry, my brother was wrong! I am so sorry! Forgive me! Little cutie~" Gu Yangyang pinched his throat and said, his tone was greasy, it could disgust people to death.
- [First person to eat chicken]: ......
- Ruined image! Streamer: You're no longer the sharpshooter streamer in my mind!
- If I had said this, I would have vomited out the supper I just ate in the evening!
- [First Chicken Eater]: Forget it, anchor, you still treat me like before.
- [Joyful]: Ahhhh Say yes yes, cutie must be calling me right!
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Gu Yangyang looked at the reaction of the audience in the barrage and smiled at the screen, especially when he saw the sentence of the [Xiyangyang] girl.
Although it's not good to think about other people's [Xiyangyang] little girls like this, Gu Yangyang still can't help but think, it turns out that she is also a brainless person now, it seems that no matter what she says, this girl will shout "Yangyang is so handsome!" "Yangyang anchor, I love you to death!" "Yangyang anchor, are you a fan?" And so on, if she confessed to her without a bottom line, such an enthusiastic girl really frightened Gu Yangyang.
Especially the word "powder" stunned her.
She wanted to say at the time, little girl, I'm really sorry for you, my brother can't do this thing without that tool!
However, she is a serious game streamer, how can she be so dirty.
Right! She's a serious streamer!
"Ahh By the way, you just said it, little cutie, the dean of teaching, right?! Speaking of seriousness, Gu Yangyang suddenly remembered a very serious thing, "A big man like the director of education disdains confiscating a small transparent student's mobile phone in college!" What grade are you? Junior high school? High school? No, no, no, no matter what grade you are, you will go to class obediently during class time, and you will obediently go to evening self-study during evening self-study time, and don't watch the live broadcast! What should I do if it affects my grades?! Wouldn't I have become a sinner for the ages! You don't want to do that, cutie! ”
- [First person to eat chicken]: ......
Du Taiyang's heart was broken, and for the first time, he was told by an anchor not to watch her live broadcast anymore because he was afraid of delaying his studies......
This is simply a clear stream in the live broadcast industry! Don't you want to be so inspirational! He didn't believe that she would be a good student for a streamer who played games like this! This skill of playing games can not be practiced without the meticulous grinding of countless self-study classes used to play games during school? Since he is also a person who doesn't like to study, why don't you understand his feelings that even if he doesn't watch her live broadcast during the evening self-study, he will watch other people's live broadcasts and won't study seriously!
Shen Lecheng was amused by Gu Yangyang's words, there are not many people who can make Du Taiyang so deflated! Hahaha, little friend, cutie, called Du Taiyang? Thinking about Du Taiyang's height of 1.83 meters and full of muscles called this title, this picture is so beautiful, he can't dare to look at it!!
So, Young Master Shen was very happy again.
Several planes flew by again in Gu Yangyang's live broadcast room.
The person who flew the plane was still [Shen Moumou].
- Today, Shen Tuhao probably earned 100 million.
- [Brother is just a legend]: No, I think Shen Tuhao is in a particularly good mood today.
This Sherlock Holmes, ah no, Brother Conan is the truth again!
- [The first person to eat chicken]: Shen someone, let's break up! Don't think I don't know that you're extra happy because Lao Tzu is aggrieved! How could I have such a vicious tablemate as you! Break up, break up, break up!
- [Shen Moumou]: Oh.
- Tsundere attacked and apathetic?! Mom, why do I feel so kind!
-…… Rotten girls are terrible!
- [First person to eat chicken]: Get out! How could Lao Tzu be suffered!
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The live broadcast room was noisy, the atmosphere was very pleasant, probably some young people who were not very old, and they would soon be able to chat together, Gu Yangyang watched the speeches in the live broadcast room brush up one by one, and she didn't need to speak, these people could talk by themselves, Gu Yangyang felt that she would simply stop the live broadcast and simply change it to a chat room, maybe it would be more popular at that time.
Moreover, all the netizens now are very talented! All of them are jokers! They get together and talk, and the topic shouldn't be too interesting.
Gu Yangyang laughed while watching, he didn't feel bored at all, and occasionally felt that he could interject a topic and said a few words, and even laughed out loud without reservation, and the bright laughter clearly reached the ears of every audience through the microphone.
It is said that joy is contagious, and this is true.
Many of the audience present were infected by Gu Yangyang's undisguised hearty laughter, and their mood was much more comfortable.
What is the purpose of watching the live broadcast? Most people don't want to be light-hearted?
And Gu Yangyang's live broadcast has achieved such an effect, so ah, many "old people" who often watch Gu Yangyang's live broadcast have become Gu Yangyang's fans and sisters, not only because Gu Yangyang plays games well, but also because watching Gu Yangyang's live broadcast can make them feel relaxed and happy.
It's completely different from those glamorous sluts!