Chapter 012: Marriage
Seeing that I agreed, Mr. Qi was obviously relieved, and he leaned over to the female ghost and said: "Now that my brother has agreed, what are you not satisfied with, such a sturdy and attractive young man is still a place, this kind of little fresh meat is difficult for you to find with a lantern, so don't pick and choose." It doesn't do you any harm, but you've been against ......."
I sat on the couch, lit another cigarette, and thought back to what had just happened, and it was like a dream.
I actually have a twin brother, and he actually made the blood grudge stone that killed me. The more I think about it, the more incredible it becomes. What's even weirder now is that I need to marry this female ghost who has always wanted to kill me, which is really laughable. If it weren't for Mr. Qi under the banner of my master, I would have really called the police.
This kind of thing, the more you think about it, the more ridiculous it becomes!
Finally, when I finished smoking the third cigarette, the female ghost was also moved by Mr. Qi's words, but the female ghost put forward another condition: "It's okay to get married, but he can't touch me!" ”
As soon as he said this, Da Jiang, who had just entered the door, fell on his stomach, and I almost stuffed my cigarette butt into my nostrils.
Damn, how can you move you with such a fog? Like Teddy Day Air?
Mr. Qi patted his chest and promised: "Don't worry, even if he solves it with his hands, he won't touch a hair of you." Report your birthday, and I'll help you both calculate whether they are in the same square or not. ”
Da Jiang got up from the ground and sat next to me and laughed vigorously, this thing is really funny, what is the wrong way to marry a ghost?
He took out his wallet from his body and took out all the cash in it to me, estimated to be several thousand yuan: "Brother, don't say that I am not righteous as a brother, I will take this money as a gift, put it away." Tonight, things are urgent, I don't drink the wine anymore, I wish you all to grow old and tie the knot forever...... Hahahaha......"
This forced me to watch a play here tonight, I raised my leg and kicked him, and then watched Mr. Qi go about his work.
Mr. Qi took the blood resentment stone out of my bedroom, placed it on the coffee table, and then put it back on the offerings that Da Jiang had just bought. I don't know if this product is a heart or Mr. Qi has an explanation, but the offerings I bought are jujubes, peanuts, longan, and lotus seeds. These four kinds of early birth of noble sons are the most commonly used by ordinary people to get married.
But if I marry a female ghost, can I have a child?
When Mr. Qi placed the offerings, I watched his shoulders twitch all the time, and I guess he was also laughing.
Damn, I always feel that Mr. Qi is fooling me.
The incense was burned again, and then Mr. Qi solemnly placed my piece of gossip jade pendant in front of the offerings.
At this time, the female ghost was not wandering, just hovered quietly in mid-air, watching Mr. Qi's movements without saying a word. She wanted to kill me and eat my soul, but she was confused to marry me, and it is estimated that she is also in confusion at this time, just like me.
After finishing these, Mr. Qi drew two talismans, pinched them in his hand and looked at the female ghost and asked, "Madam, dare to ask Fang's name and surname." ”
The female ghost said with some hesitation: "My name is Zhou Xiaoqin." ”
As soon as the voice fell, Da Jiang leaned beside me facelessly and said: "It matches your name well, you are Wenbin, Wenwen Binbin, you are a qin, chess, calligraphy and painting, and you are really married." Brother, tonight's candles in the cave room are leisurely, Lao Qi and I will never make trouble in the cave room, you two ......"
I raised my hand and shoved the bloody tissues wrapped around my fingers into his mouth: "Shao Teh gloat! ”
At this time, Mr. Qi said: "Zhang Wenbin, Zhou Xiaoqin, the two of you got married today, because you were too hasty to find the Sansheng Stone, so now use this gossip jade pendant instead, do you have any opinions?" ”
I don't understand what he's talking about, so naturally I don't have an opinion. However, Zhou Xiaoqin hesitated a little: "Does this gossip jade pendant hurt me?" ”
Mr. Qi shook his head: "Not at all, not only that, but it's also good for you." This jade pendant is a jade pendant that has been passed down from generation to generation in Maoshan faction, with high mana and majestic divinity, and it will make you further become a ghost king. Okay, since you two have no opinion, let's drip blood. ”
I asked curiously, "Where's the drop?" ”
Mr. Qi took out a talisman from his body, and he didn't know what technique he used, but this talisman that was originally soft suddenly became hard, like a piece of cardboard. He put it on the jade pendant, and this talisman hovered flat above the jade pendant, and the end was magical!
Seeing my curiosity, Mr. Qi couldn't help but urge: "Hurry up, I won't be able to hold out for long." Drop your blood on this talisman quickly. ”
I had just been bitten on my finger by this thing, and when I squeezed it hard, the blood gushed out of the wound again, and I hurried over and dripped it on the talisman. Strangely, the blood did not penetrate the paper, but instead dripped.
Then Mr. Qi took the Blood Resentment Stone, glanced at Zhou Xiaoqin and said, "Offended!" ”
After speaking, he took the Blood Resentment Stone and placed it on top of the spell, and with one hand, the Blood Resentment Stone shattered in response, and a drop of blood with a strong smell of blood dripped out.
When this drop of blood dripped on the talisman, my drop of blood began to slowly approach the drop of blood as if it had a life, and the two drops of blood gradually approached, and finally merged together, slowly rolling along the cinnabar mark on the talisman, and finally rolled to the middle of the talisman, and suddenly disappeared.
At this time, Mr. Qi was already sweating profusely, but he didn't have time to wipe it, he grabbed the broken blood resentment stone with his right hand, and took out a talisman with his left hand, and pinched it with his fingers together, and this talisman burned.
Then he brought the burning talisman close to the Blood Grievance Stone, which suddenly emitted blue flames, rapidly becoming smaller in size, and finally turned into ashes and disappeared.
At the same time, I suddenly heard Zhou Xiaoqin let out a miserable scream: "You lied to me!" ”
Only then did I notice that Zhou Xiaoqin, who had originally condensed into a human face in mid-air, had disappeared at this moment, and even the smoke was scattered in all directions.
What's going on?
I asked Mr. Qi, he didn't reply, and now he was covered in sweat, but he still managed to finish the ceremony. I saw that the fingers of his right hand were together, and he lightly touched the talisman placed on the jade pendant on the coffee table, and the talisman suddenly burned, and the ashes after burning floated in the air, forming a gossip, and then slowly rising, clinging to the ceiling.
After doing this, Mr. Qi collapsed on the ground as if he had collapsed, and his clothes were wet with sweat.
He said to Yu Pei: "I'm sorry Zhou Xiaoqin, I don't want to do this either." But my brother can't die, he still has a lot to do. Sealing you in a jade pendant may be painful in the early stage, because it will wash away your sins. When you get through this time, you will be able to transcend the Three Realms in the future, and you will no longer be in the Five Elements, and the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth will no longer bind you. If you still want to kill me then, I will not complain! ”
Da Jiang and I laboriously moved Mr. Qi to the sofa, Da Jiang took the hot water kettle and poured a cup of cold boiled water for Mr. Qi to drink, and I looked at the gossip jade pendant on the table in a daze.
"Old Qi, where is Binzi's bride? You lost the bride on the candle night in this cave room, aren't you afraid that he will blame you? ”
Mr. Qi gasped for a while before saying: "This is his master Mo Wentian's idea, he is afraid that this female ghost will harm my brother, so he will let the two of them get married, but they must use the gossip jade pendant as a matchmaker." ”
I asked, somewhat puzzled, "Why do you want to do this?" ”
Mr. Qi raised his hand and pointed at the jade pendant: "Because this is an artifact, as long as a ghost enters the jade pendant, it will either be annihilated, or it will be washed away from the sin." Until then, the soul inside could not come out at all. But don't worry, Zhou Xiaoqin is not gone, because she is married to you, as long as you are safe and sound, she will suffer a little bit in it at most. But when she comes out, you'll have a powerful boost, even a backer! ”
Da Jiang handed Mr. Qi a cigarette and lit it for him: "Old Qi, it's not authentic for you to do this, I have all the money for this gift, and the result is to act in a play." If I were Zhou Xiaoqin, when I came out, I would definitely chop you up and throw you into the Yellow River to feed the fish. ”
Mr. Qi took a puff of his cigarette: "If it were you, my brother would never agree to marry you." Brother, don't be sad, this is what your master explained, and even this method was told to me by him, I haven't done this at all. He's also doing it for your good, don't blame him. ”
What else can I say at this time, no wonder Master and Mr. Qi said that the most terrifying thing in this world is not ghosts and gods, but people's hearts. Just now, the two teamed up to explain to me the horror of the human heart. It's just that she took pity on Zhou Xiaoqin, she could have killed the three of us, but she listened to Mr. Qi's words and was sealed in the jade pendant.
But it's better to be lucky to live than to die, my master is still lying in the hospital waiting for me to earn money to replace my kidney, and my so-called twin brother is still missing, I don't know how many people have been killed. I need to check these things, and if I die now, I will regret it.
Just thinking about it, I saw that the jade pendant had changed slightly, and when I took it in my hand, I saw that a small blood-colored red dot appeared in the place where the original Kun was located. It's like a ruby, and it looks very chic.
I showed it to Mr. Qi, and Mr. Qi smiled with some relief: "Zhou Xiaoqin is not stupid, she has accepted her fate now." This is her orientation manifestation. In the future, the kun position of this jade pendant will be integrated with her and become one with each other. Brother, if anyone dares to hurt you, Zhou Xiaoqin will not sit idly by. ”
I looked at him and asked, "Why?" ”
Mr. Qi gave me a blank look: "You two are married, and no one can do without anyone in this life." When you die, she immediately loses her mind. If she's gone, you'll start to weaken and become a pile of dry bones. is still the same sentence, marry her, you don't have to be afraid of ghosts in the future, your life is sound, and this gossip jade pendant has also become a real spiritual jade. Your life is not yours, and her life is not hers. In this life, you can only go on hand in hand with each other. ”
Da Jiang took a puff of cigarette: "Yes, this is really a grasshopper on a rope!" Brother, no matter what you do in the future, your wife will watch it...... Tsk......"