On the way back to Luanshanguan, my mood has been very unbeautiful, this fucking 3,000 yuan, and the state civil servant at that time was only one or two hundred yuan a month, these 3,000 yuan said to donate it, I am really fucking cheap, I want to go to college with this sesame oil money, there is no door.

Before I arrived at the mountain temple, I heard a noise, and a bustling crowd filled the door of my Taoist temple.

"Hey, why hasn't this cow Dao Chang come back?"

"yes, didn't you hear the news that you will be back today? Why haven't you come back yet. ”

I was so angry and said, "Hey, hey, what are you doing, what are you doing, can you still play?" ”

"Oh my mother, the cow is back."

A crowd of people squeezed in, and if they couldn't stand on their feet, they had to squeeze down the hill.

"Niu Daochang, my master has just passed away, and you have to go and trample on the place." I muttered in my heart, I just went out to take a business, and I have become a long-term Taoist, and these people didn't treat me very well before.

"Chief Niu Dao, my family is building a new house, you go and give me some pointers."

"Cow, cow, cow, I, I, my family..." A woman interrupted the stammer, "It's better for me to say that you can't kill the cow road chief in a hurry." ”

"That's the case, Chief Niu Dao, our Xiaohong went out last night and made a rush, and I want to ask you to clean up."

"Captain Niudao, I, I ······"

"Stop, stop, there's only one Niu Dao chief here, ahhh

I just opened the door, the big guy in order to grab the jackpot, crazy general squeezed in to incense, this was not so lively before, just so little, a moment to snap up, just one afternoon of effort, I collected nearly a hundred yuan of sesame oil money, oh I drop mom, so to do it, sooner or later I have to become a big family.

When the time comes, renovate the Taoist temple, and recruit a few miscellaneous people, I lie on the chair, the end of the small teapot in my hand, basking in the sun, flickering for a day, the money will come, this is really fucking comfortable.

"Niu Dao Chief, you have to call the shots for me." "What's wrong again?"

An old lady came in with a cane and swayed, "Chief Niudao, my dead old man has been at odds with him, you have to call the shots for me." "What the hell?" My brain, all of a sudden, is in a circle, what kind of place does this be, this whole thing, oh my mother.

In all villages, the married, the dead, the doll named and the house, and even the lazy I had to go to see it, and I didn't rest, and after three days of fighting, this person became famous very quickly. However, the income of three days is too good, and I have received more than 700 red envelopes, in addition to the gifts, there are 600 left, which also says that I am generous and not greedy for money.

It turned out that his brother-in-law was a teacher in the county, and if he passed on this matter like this, and then added some materials, I would become a big celebrity.

Oops, it's finally time to rest.

On this day, he said that he could have a good rest, and the matter came.

There was a thin and dark young man sitting at the gate of my mountain view, looking listless, who said he had been here for three days. Before he could finish speaking, the man fainted.

I secretly cursed in my heart, don't cheat on eating and drinking again.

With a kind heart that saved my life, I fed him food, drank water, and gradually eased up.

"Captain Niu, help." "Looking at the formation, it doesn't look like a cheat on eating and drinking," you must promise me, or I will die on my knees here." “

"I swear in the name of Premier Deng that as long as I can do it, I will definitely help you."

This guy slowly told me about it, and I was so scared that I broke out in a cold sweat.

What's going on? Brother Niu Shan Yun Niu Dao Chang Niu will tell you eloquently.

The Qinling Mountains at the junction of Sichuan and Shaanxi can be described as a major dragon vein in China, and how many emperors are here, and a group of tomb robbers appear in this place. This one is the skinny guy in front of me.

As soon as I heard about the tomb robbers, I panicked, these people don't give me xx when the time comes.

"Niu Daochang, you, don't be afraid, although we are tomb robbers, as long as we get to the ground, we will abide by the traffic rules, no, the code of conduct, don't worry." That's when I was relieved.

There are only three of them, honest farmers, who have not stolen a decent tomb a few times, so they went to Qinling to see if they could spray a dead mouse on a blind cat. Almost lost his life.

When they walked into the Qinling Mountains, they dared to go inside, so they walked around the side, and finally determined a grave, so they set up their tents there and prepared to start work.

Early the next morning, the three woke up with a stench.

The three of them searched all over the world, but they couldn't find the source of the smell, and finally determined the bed under their feet.

This thin black guy is called Jiucheng, I heard that his father gave this name to make him a man with nine achievements, and it is easy to suffer if he is too honest.

Jiucheng and the other two men dug down, because he had heard that the soil stinked was a treasure, because the copper stinked and choked.

This guy dug all the way and dug up a big box.

The three of them were elated, thinking that they were developed, but the bad luck had just begun.

Ninety percent knocked with his hand, and was about to pull the box out, at this time the dark clouds were thick, the birds and beasts in the mountains and forests were frightened, and the strong wind was strong.

His terrible scream shocked the entire mountain forest, and all the birds and beasts in the radius seemed to be frightened, and the birds crackled and fanned their wings, making a miserable cry. The forest rustled, and for a moment all the birds and animals were boiling.

A corpse that had been skinned except for its face. Moreover, the head was cut off, the legs were sawed off, and the body was sitting in a box, holding the head in his right hand and his leg in his left hand.

The inside of the box emitted a foul smell, and the stench was indescribable. No one can accept this.

After the three of them went back one after another, they fell ill, one of them was called Xiaoman, who had abscesses on his body, and he couldn't be cured, and he talked nonsense at night, saying that the life of the Qing Dynasty should not be extinct, and one was called six catties, because he was born with only six catties, and he was crazy and crazy when he came back, and he always didn't wake up.

"Aren't you okay, big brother?"

Jiucheng sneered and lifted his trouser leg, a large piece of rotting and rotten white bones were about to come out, almost not scaring me.

"If you don't go to the hospital yet, what are you looking for me as a Taoist priest."

"Niu Daochang, it's useless, the doctor can't cure this disease, but this disease is okay, it's not contagious. Alas, I don't know how many doctors I searched, how many medicines I asked, how many gods I prayed to, how many Buddhas I worshipped, all to no avail. ”

As soon as this kid said this, he instantly awakened my conscience in my heart, "In the past few years, although I haven't poured anything big, I don't worry about eating and drinking, and now it's good, I have a life to earn, and I don't have a life to spend." "Ninety percent seems to be very sad.

"Niu Daochang, you must help my brother, it doesn't matter if I die, but my two brothers can't die, I can't explain their family, I brought them out."

I held ninety percent of my hands, "Big brother, listen to me, what about me, I will definitely not die without help, but you are ······"

"I know I'm very tricky about this, but Dao Chief, my brother really can't do it, you should be a dead horse and a live horse doctor, okay?"

Ninety percent of them say this, and if they don't go, is that still a person? I should have done this errand, but it has tormented me miserably.

Jiucheng's family lived in a village on the edge of the county seat, so I packed my luggage and hurried on the road, and after a long journey, I finally arrived.

The first to come was Xiaoman's house.

Xiaoman's mother washes her face with tears all day long, and there is a good-looking wife who guards a sick altar all day long, and the child is just a full moon. "Nine, you're here, who is this?"

"This is the head of the Niu Shan Yunniu Dao of Yangcun Luan Mountain View, and he has come to see a doctor for Xiaoman."

"Oh, it turned out to be Niu Daochang, Shan'er, quickly pour tea for Daochang." You have a long word, I have a long word, and after listening to it for a long time, I have become accustomed to it.

"Dao Chief, please use tea." This Xiaoman's daughter-in-law is really good-looking.

I was distracted by this look, this scene made Xiaoman's mother see it, and called Jiucheng out alone and talked for a while.

"Chief Niu Dao, come on, I have something to say to you." "Brother Jiu, what's wrong?"

"The old mother said, as long as you can cure Xiaoman's illness, this lady, you can ......"

As soon as these words came out, my heart was hot, and I immediately became furious, "Who are you guys, I just think that the little lady is really beautiful, but you are, but, you capitalist lackeys, traitors to the party and the people, you can, will ......" A lot of dogs who scolded him.

The old mother saw that it was self-defeating, this Dao Chang was not greedy for beauty, "Niu Dao Chang, it's the fault of the old man, the old man was confused for a while, and he forgot to forgive, the old man really can't stand my family Xiaoman suffering so much, woo woo." "As soon as this old lady cried, I also softened, not to mention that the little lady in the house was also sobbing.

"Chief Niu Dao, Xiaoman's condition is important." I was invited by my mother to the side room, just went in an inexplicable nausea, Shan'er uncovered the quilt, I passed by the black snake last time, in short, I didn't eat, I didn't vomit.

What is the rotten body, just like the back of the toad, it looks like it is panicked, given the yellow water, and the quilt is made into yellow armor, I really can't stand it.

"Xiaoman, this is the cow Taoist invited by Yangcun, he is very profound, and he will show you the disease."

"My Qing Dynasty is deeply rooted, with a history of two hundred and eighty years, it is the surrender of the four seas, how can it perish? Thinking back then, I, Dolgon, Zhou Peigong, Shi Lang, and many generals and ministers, who at home and abroad didn't know that I was heroic, but how could I perish? As he spoke, he was excited, and the scabbed area on his body cracked again, and yellow water flowed out again.

The old mother cried when she saw her son like this, and Shan'er told me that Xiaoman was sick at least three times a day, and kept muttering that the Qing Dynasty could not die, and asked him who he was, but he didn't say.