Chapter 512: Kneel Down and Sing "Conquest"
Li Tingchen hooked the corners of his mouth, "It doesn't hurt, as long as you're okay, I'll be fine." ”
Yang Lele and Song Yu snickered with their mouths flattened, oops, this loving show, I really envy the dead!
Zhao Yiyan and Li Tingchen directly ignored them.
"What fruit do you want to eat?"
Li Tingchen brought the fruit plate over, there were different fruits in it, and Zhao Yiyan pointed to the apple.
Recently, I was spoiled by Li Tingchen with a princess disease, I don't want to peel the skin when I eat fruit, I don't want to serve a cup when I drink water, and I don't even want to unbutton myself to solve major life events.
Li Tingchen became Zhao Yiyan's full-time nanny in minutes, and he couldn't think about what to say.
"Okay." I picked the largest apple, round and translucent.
Li Tingchen seriously began to peel apples, his apple peeling skills are very good, the peel has not been broken once, the technique is simply shocking!
"President Li, you are so amazing!" Yang Lele gave a thumbs up.
Zhao Yiyan coughed, "Actually, he wasn't so good before, he has been practicing in the past few days......" After speaking, he glanced at him without blushing and without a heartbeat.
Yang Lele and Song Yu: "I'll ...... Yiyan, you're exploiting the president so much, isn't it? ”
"No, I'm calling my son's father, it's normal."
"It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, ...... president"
The corners of Li Tingchen's mouth raised slightly, "There is no president here, only my husband and my father." ”
Yang Lele and Song Yu realized that the two of them were really an eyesore here, especially when Li Tingchen cut the apples one by one and fed them to Zhao Yiyan.
The endurance of the two has been broken.
Just as he was about to leave, Fang Sizhe, Su Zhi and Tao Yuhang came.
"Sister-in-law!"
As soon as Su Zhi entered the door, he shouted, "Sister-in-law, I've heard everything, sister-in-law, you are simply great!" I'm going to award you the best mother in the world! ”
"Awards? Are there any bonuses? Zhao Yiyan chewed the sweet and crunchy apple, raised his head and smiled at Su Zhi.
"Sister-in-law, you're not short of money, why do you want a bonus?" Su Zhi handed the purchased carnation to Song Yu and asked Song Yu to help insert it into the vase.
Zhao Yiyan saw the carnation and a few lilies inside, and said with a smile: "Save money for milk powder for my son." ”
Burst!
Su Zhi is about to vomit blood! Milk powder money? She figured it out.
"Sister-in-law, why did you lose weight like this? Tingchen won't give you food or is he violent to you? "I paid back the milk powder money, I didn't eat well.
Su Zhi exaggeratedly gave Zhao Yiyan a bear hug, and this hug went down, and Zhao Yiyan's upper body without a few taels of meat scared Su Zhi a lot.
Because Zhao Yiyan's body is still recovering, the nutrients he supplemented are basically consumed by the wound, and he has no appetite, so he is so thin that he doesn't want to be a mother.
Su Zhi hugged Zhao Yiyan, and he was reluctant to let go, "Sister-in-law, what do you want to eat, I'll buy it back for you right away!" ”
Li Tingchen saw that his wife had been being held by Su Zhi, and he was a little angry at the moment, "Su boy, you are not small, and you don't look at whose wife and whose mother this is." ”
Su stubbornly scratched his head, "Tingchen, you can't do this, I'm also Chenchen's uncle." ”
Zhao Yiyan smiled, "Xiao Suzi, Tingchen is now a soldier, don't be like him, have you seen the baby?" ”
"See! Super invincible cosmic cute! Sister-in-law, you're too good, your genes are very strong! ”
Li Tingchen coughed, "Su boy, the genes are strong, you should say to me." ”
"Damn! This is also a fight! ”
Fang Sizhe said: "Tingchen, you haven't been back to the company for a week, and you are not ready to go back to preside over the overall situation?" ”
The company is now on top of it, tired like a dog every day, all kinds of messy meetings and documents, Fang Sizhe has signed to the point of softness. I don't know how he used to come over in the company, the so-called president sounds crazy and cool, and it is miserable to do.
Su Zhi also has an opinion, he is a genius detective, and now he has been reduced to talking about cooperation with Fang Sizhe, his life has simply entered a dark period, and he can't drop the price anymore.
Li Tingchen fed Zhao Yiyan water without hurry, "My current overall situation is here." ”
"Tingchen, you can't be so cunning brother? Feiteng is yours, and we won't pay if the game is broken. "Fang Sizhe and Su Zhi decided that Li Tingchen must be dragged back to work today!
Li Tingchen nodded, looking like I understood, "Feiteng is mine, Secretary Zhang is yours, it's okay to play with Feiteng, just don't play with people." ”
Burst!
Burst!
Except for Fang Sizhe, everyone else present collectively vomited blood, President, you are really different when you become a father, the scale of this joke is slightly larger!
Fang Sizhe's face suddenly turned the color of pig liver, "Damn, Tingchen, have you saved up a week's poisonous gas and are ready to vent it all on me?" Wronged big head, I. ”
Su Zhi patted Fang Sizhe's shoulder sympathetically, "Sizhe, haven't seen it yet?" Tingchen is not going to return to the company, Fei Teng and people...... I'll leave it all to you, so you can have a good time. Speaking of the word play, Su Zhi's eyes were very ambiguous.
Yang Lele and Song Yu snickered, the few of them were together, it was really an eye-opener.
Tao Yuhang, who had just been silent, interjected, "Tingchen, aren't you afraid that your office will become a game hall?" ”
Su Zhi scratched his head silently, pretending not to understand, Li Tingchen was not in the company these days, he directly asked people to put a game console with four controllers in the office, and he had a lot of fun.
Li Tingchen looked at Su Zhi.
"Don't look at me like that, I'm so tired from work, this is a combination of work and rest, a combination of work and rest. Ahem, thirsty, do you have a drink? Sister Xiaoyu, can you pour me a glass of water? ”
Zhao Yiyan felt that she was no big deal now, the president could go to work in the company, she didn't doubt Su Zhi and Fang Sizhe's ability and intelligence at all, but if you want to hand over the company to them for management, your heart can really be put down, president.
"Husband, didn't you say that you want to earn milk powder money for your children? How can I make milk powder money without going to work? ”
Ha? Let the president go to make milk powder money?
Yiyan, is this a few big living people who want to die at the scene? Li Tingchen needs to make milk powder money? He bought the milk powder factory with his hands.
Yang Lele immediately interjected, "What kind of milk powder money to make, how good it is to drink breast milk!" Feed you! ”
Li Tingchen frowned, and then said solemnly: "So, it seems that milk powder is easier to make money, after all, it costs more to feed my wife." ”
"Hahaha! Yiyan, do you hear that? Eat less in the future! I'm so scared that the president is about to run away! Yang Lele and Song Yu laughed on the spot.
Tao Yuhang said: "Sister-in-law, you'd better eat more food, and quickly bankrupt Tingchen, otherwise he may have to stay here all the time and not go to work." ”
"But if you really bankrupt Tingchen, what class will you go to? Ha ha! Fang Sizhe and Su Zhi simply laughed and cried.
Li Tingchen frowned, these guys have been getting bolder and bolder recently, and they dare to say any jokes.
So a certain president took out a tissue and wiped his hands, "If I leave, who will take care of my wife?" ”
A certain president thought that everyone would automatically give up the plan to invite him out of the customs when he said this, but who knew that as soon as his voice fell, Su Zhi and Yang Lele plus Song Yutao Yuhang shouted together, "I! ”
As he spoke, he raised his hands one by one, as if he was rushing to answer a question.
Li Tingchen was stunned.
So cough cough cleared his throat, "My wife, I know best, you, I don't worry." ”
Yang Lele was not convinced, "Lord President, I have known Yiyan for much longer than you, don't worry, Xiaoyu and I are definitely better than you take care of." ”
Li Tingchen nodded, "Three women together?" Let my son have a man in the middle? Yin flourishes and yang declines, affecting my son's growth. ”
Yang Lele and Song Yu: "...... Damn, what's the principle? ”
Tao Yuhang and Su Zhi went into battle, "We can!" You can rest assured that we ensure that the yang energy is sufficient, and Xiao Chenchen is absolutely healthy! ”
Li Tingchen nodded, "You dare to meddle in my wife's private life?" ”
"My sister-in-law's business is our business, and we promise to share the same fate with my sister-in-law!"
Zhao Yiyan couldn't listen anymore, "You all shut up, Tingchen, you go back to the company to work, there are professional caretakers here, and grandma is also here, it will be fine." ”
Speaking of grandma, Li Tingchen's face changed slightly, and then stroked Zhao Yiyan's bangs, "Wife, I just can't bear you." ”
Well, the president's love words can really sour a large piece, and all the tricks have been defeated by this wife-protecting maniac.
"Tingchen, I heard that when my sister-in-law gave birth, you knelt down and sang "Conquest"! It's a pity to miss such a beautiful picture! Su Zhi, who was not afraid of death, began to look for abuse again.
Li Tingchen's eyebrows were twisted fiercely, singing "Conquest", who is this to spread the rumor?
"Not only singing, it is said that the president also performed "Blue Life and Death Love" on the spot, it is said that the doctors and nurses are crying, and it is a lifelong regret to miss this, Yiyan, do you want to have a scene reproduction?"
Fang Sizhe, this guy doesn't want to live today?
Zhao Yiyan's face darkened, the rumors were so terrible, there were so many terrible versions! Your Excellency, you can't keep your cold image.
Who knows that Li Tingchen asked directly: "Xiao Suzi, Sizhe, I also want to watch a movie now, how about you two have a section of "Brokeback Mountain"?" ”
Burst!
Everyone present spurted blood again, Lord President, is it really appropriate for you to still look like you are going to provoke me to death? You should be the one who was eaten and died, right?
Tao Yuhang is very interested in maintaining the principle of being a low-key person, otherwise with Li Tingchen's lethality, he will not be able to get out of this door at all.
Zhao Yiyan saw that the three men were there, so he asked, "What about Zhang Xiao and Tangtang?" Why didn't they come together? ”
"Boss, today is Tuesday, work time, you can't let employees skip work, right?"
Zhao Yiyan raised his head, and Sen Sen smiled, "Really?" During working hours, the three of you skip work, how should this boss be punished? ”
"Sister-in-law, don't bring this." Su Zhi felt that his lovely sister-in-law had learned badly, and her belly was black.
Yang Lele touched Su Zhi's head, "I think, it is necessary to punish, what did Su Shuai say just now?" The president sings "Conquest", right? Su handsome guy, how about a "Conquest"? ”
"Haha! This is good! Su boy, kneel down and sing "Conquest"! ”