"Ninety percent, take the tea."

"Master, you, do you really want to take him?"

I glared, "What?" No, he is the only one who does not have the great seal of the mountains, he can get married and have children in the end, you think about it carefully, you will be his senior brother in the future, and his son will not treat you as a godfather in the future, it is worth it. ”

"Master, I don't read much, don't lie to me, it's really worth it?"

"Absolutely."

"Okay." Ninety percent went to bring a cup of tea to Dayang.

"Zhang Dayang, from today on, he will be a disciple of my Luanshan faction, and he is not bound by the rules of the Luanshan faction." Zhang Dayang glanced at me, "Passing on the door rules?" ”

Jiucheng slapped Dayang in the face, "What are you talking about, don't serve tea to the master." ”

"Master, drink tea."

"Good." I wrapped a red envelope in talisman paper for Dayang.

"Thank you."

In this way, another disciple was accepted, Zhang Dayang.

This kid is very diligent in Luanshanguan, ninety percent can be much more comfortable, cleaning every day, cooking and laundry, I was served thoughtfully, this day is too comfortable.

Every day, I open my mouth when I eat, stretch out my hand when I am in a bad mood, and reprimand me a few words when I am in a bad mood. Ninety percent is responsible for teaching Taoism to Dayang.

Liujin and Xiaoman soon got along with the ocean, Xiaoman's son is four years old, chubby, I like it very much, Xiaoman wants me to be a godfather, but because of the poor generation there in ninety, there is no way, just call me uncle.

On the day of the Chinese New Year's Eve, our mountain view was very lively, people from all over the world who could come came to incense and ask for peace, and the six pounds of small man and two big families also came, helping to send red head ropes and rune paper to the visitors, and the mountain view was full of incense.

On the evening of the 30th, I asked the village chief to specially make me a few boxes of fireworks, and everyone was happy and festive in the Chinese New Year's Eve. It's a big deal.

In an instant, the night sky was pierced by the light, and although it was cold, no one was willing to leave. All the way to the end.

The crowd was evacuated, Xiaoman's wife and Liujin's wife were cooking Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, and the three of them and I sat on the kang head and Kan Dashan.

This ocean is a good hand, and I don't know where I heard the joke, which made the three of us laugh to death.

The ocean began, "You may not be able to imagine this," "Don't sell it, say it quickly." "Ninety percent of them are still addicted to meat jokes.

"Anyway, there is a village called Hou Village, this village is connected to the railway, this person has never seen it anywhere, at this time, a female aunt on the train came, thinking what can I do? Simply threw the aunt's towel off the train, there happened to be an old man hoeing the ground below, this first time I saw the train, suddenly a toilet paper hit him on the head, he took the toilet paper and looked, everyone guessed, what happened to him? ”

"What's wrong? Ah, come on, don't sell it. "Ninety percent of the first ones can't wait.

Dayang said unhurriedly, "The old man is crying. The old man took the toilet paper and shouted, 'Mom, this train is too fast, and the toilet paper has broken my head.' ’”

Jiucheng just drank a sip of wine and caught me off guard, "Hahahaha, hahahaha, I'm laughing to death, the toilet paper broke my head, Dayang, why are you so funny?" Oops, oops, no, hahaha, laughed to death, laughed to death. I kicked him down, "Nima, wash my face when you die laughing." ”

Everyone laughed together.

"Stop, stop, one more, another one, that's good."

"Dayang, where did you learn that paragraph, you must not be a good bird at school, and you are not a scourge to people." Xiao Man pointed to the ocean.

"Hey, you can't talk nonsense, Master Zu is here, people are still that, no, you still don't listen to it." Xiaoman hurriedly hugged the ocean, listen, listen, how can you not listen, you continued.

A female teacher drew an apple on the blackboard and asked her classmates, "What is this?" As a result, everyone replied: "Ass! The female teacher cried to the principal, and the principal was very angry and came to the classroom: "Why are you angry with the teacher and crying?" He looked at the blackboard again: "Yo, you guys still drew a butt on the blackboard!" There was another burst of laughter.

This ocean, the ocean is really a real person, if you are depressed in the future, the ocean will cure me with a few paragraphs.

"Come on, come on, let's eat." Xiaoman's daughter-in-law shouted.

I made thirteen dishes, and I still have a comfortable meal at home, and I have been buying and eating outside, and I am already tired of eating, and ninety percent of my cooking skills are not good, so I really want to send him to New Oriental.

This year, we had a really happy time, we drank a case of beer, four bottles of liquor, drank it crookedly and fell asleep. I dreamed of Tang Xiaoran, she was crying, crying very sadly.

When I woke up, my heart was empty, and I suddenly decided that I was leaving, and I couldn't stay at the Taoist temple.

On the morning of the first day of junior high school, I sent Xiaoman away.

Fifteen years later, I was thinking about where to go when I received a letter.

The letter was written to me by a film company.

Dayang brought the letter, "The letter taken by the village chief, seeing that the letterhead was written by the film company, Master, do you want to be a star?" ”

"What kind of star am I." Dayang and Jiucheng couldn't wait to come forward.

I opened the envelope and it was written.

Say hello to Master Niu below:

Master Niu is a real person, I can also know that Master Niu's deeds are widely praised, dissatisfied with Master Niu said, according to what Master Niu experienced in the provincial capital that day, I have heard about it, and I want to change this into a movie, the name of the movie has been thought of, it is called "Exorcist Police", which is played by Hong Kong's top star Lin Zhengying, and I hope Master Niu can come to Hong Kong to guide one or two.

Then, there's the contact address of one party. Finally, there is a sentence, "All expenses are borne by the company." Please contact our company, our company will have someone to receive Master Niu to Hong Kong. ”

"Hong Kong!" These two words seem far away.

"Hong Kong, can we still go?" I asked.

Jiucheng couldn't bear it anymore, "Master, this is an opportunity, it's just the right time for us to go out for a walk." Actually, that's what I mean.

"Senior brother is right, you have to go out for a walk, I think let's pack up and leave."

"Okay, let's go."

I didn't even think about it, and went straight to Hong Kong.

At that time, Hong Kong had not yet returned, and after contacting the person in charge of the film company, on the other end of the phone, there was a strange yin and yang, "It turned out to be Master Niu, you later, I will let our leaders answer the phone." ”

"Hello, I'm the person in charge, when will Master Niu leave?"

"The sooner the better."

"Okay, when the time comes, I will send the formalities to Master Niu, Master Niu will wait, it will be done in a few days, and we will make a special trip to receive you."

Soon, I flew to Hong Kong with Ninety Percent and Dayang.

This time, with the experience of going abroad, I have already explored the temperature in Hong Kong or something, so as not to make a fool of myself.

We got off the plane at Hong Kong International Airport, and under the guidance of a beautiful girl, we took a car to the entertainment studio. But I didn't know that it was Lin Zhengying who received me personally, although I was a Taoist priest, I never watched his movies, and movie tickets were very expensive.

The reception was in the New Territories, not far from the Hong Kong International Airport, and it took me more than half an hour by car to get there, and along the way, I looked at the outside world.

Ninety percent exclaimed. "Wow, Hong Kong is really too prosperous, you see, you see, I don't know how much more prosperous than our provincial capital." The ocean is also for having seen the world, "Wow, it's so beautiful." "Actually, I can't help but look at it all the time.

The two of them were excited and fidgeting, "Hi, hey, hi, can you have a little bit of fun, steadily." "The beautiful lady sitting in front of her laughed, and must have laughed at us for being hillbillies.

After a few circles, there we arrived. At a building we got out of the car.

"Niu Shansheng, please come with me." It's really a shame for me to have two unproductive appearances of ninety percent and Dayang, and then again, I'm not much better.

"Niu Shansheng, please come in." In an office on the ninth floor, we saw a man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, full of heavenly courts, with a calm face, righteous and awe-inspiring, and a murderous aura all over his body, but extremely calm.

There was a jug of wine on the table, and the room was full of wine, and he must have been drinking all year round.

He smiled slightly, strode forward, and since Ninety Percent was a little older, he took Ninety Percent for me.

As soon as he grabbed Jiucheng's hand, "Master Niu came from afar, and he missed the distance." Jiucheng said embarrassedly, "This uncle, you have recognized the wrong person, my master is him." ”

He was stunned at first, "The little brother is young and mediocre and has such a ability, it's unbelievable, unbelievable." Hahaha, reckless, please forgive me. ”

"I am the director of this drama and the starring role, Lin Zhengying." I was taken aback, "You are Master Lin who is rumored in the mainland and fascinated thousands of girls." ”

"Wherever, wherever, are floating clouds."

"Meet Master Lin." Ninety percent and the ocean made a great gift.

"Master Niu doesn't have to be so polite, please take a seat, come and serve tea." After a while, the beautiful lady served tea.

"I invite Master Niu to come this time, and I hope to give guidance." Master Lin was very polite.

"How can I give any guidance, I'm just here to play."

"Hahaha, Master Niu is really fast-talking. This time, I want you to make some rune paper and restore some Taoist utensils, as real as possible. I also hope that Master Niu will help. ”

"Master Lin is polite, Shanyun will definitely do these little things." As he spoke, he took a sip from the flask.

"Master Lin drinks like this, it's not good for your health."

Lin Zhengying smiled. "The old problem, it's unbearable not to drink for a day, I just hope that I can shoot a few more works in my lifetime."

Lin Zhengying is such a workaholic, I talked to him for three hours. In the end, it was decided that I would be the behind-the-scenes producer, and I would have used the name of my Luanshan faction, but unfortunately the Luanshan faction was sluggish, and I was afraid of getting into trouble, so I ended up using the well-known Maoshan Road.

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