Extra-two spoofs
"The Demon World is Not Over......
green leaves stained with dewdrops,
The bonus is delicate.
It's also a good view,
Her heart is sent to Qinglang.
Xiao Yu sat among the flowers and played with the knife she had stolen from Yuan Qingsong. This knife was originally obtained by Yuan Qing and Song Xin, and Xiao Yu quietly got it while he was eating without paying attention, and used it as a token of love.
"Viper, is the knife pretty? Xiaoyu saw that the poisonous snake lowered its head to find something, and she proudly held up the knife to call the poisonous snake.
The viper took a closer look and said, "This knife is mine." I'm looking for it. ”
Xiao Yu hid the knife behind her back and pouted, "It's obviously clear." ”
"I just got a famous teacher to build it. The viper reached out and grabbed it.
"Don't be ashamed to rob a girl's things!" Xiao Yu showed her sharp claws.
"You dare to steal Lao Tzu's things, and you don't ask who my poisonous snake is. ”
"It's all said to be clear, my ...... from Qing's steal" Xiao Yu said that she leaked her mouth, and she quickly pursed her mouth and did not speak.
"Oh......" Viper's eyes lit up with a smug expression, "Let's show the stuff, I'll tell you how I gave you his knife, it turned out that you really stole it." ”
"You!" Xiao Yu was very angry when she realized that she had been fooled, and she raised her cat's paw to scratch the viper.
The poisonous snake flashed, and Xiao Yu's claws scratched the face of the national teacher who couldn't dodge.
The national teacher's face turned green, with blood-colored paw prints, like a strange flower on the other side. He blew his beard and flew up with his staff to chase Xiaoyu.
Huo Qi didn't know where it came out of nowhere, and said with a blank face: "The national teacher can actually fly? I'm going to beat it back to its original shape. After speaking, Huoqi chased after him, and in his eyes, the Chinese master would only walk slowly with his hands behind his back.
"Demon King, can you not follow me?!"
"Fu'er, call me Maochen!"
"You still catch insects, what kind of name did you take!"
"Fu'er, I took your name. The Demon King smiled triumphantly.
"What a broken name. 'Nie Wenge' and 'Yun Che' are so good. Feng Mofu couldn't help but count.
The demon king said with a serious face: "Who told you 'Yun Che'?"
"Hmph, you told me. ”
"What? That stinky boy is looking for you again? Suixi, I want you to chop up the kid surnamed You!" said the demon king angrily.
"King, you have chopped more than 70 chapters and you haven't chopped it, so forget it. Suixi didn't want to meet his rival, the key was that he couldn't win.
"I'll go!" Yuan Qingsong jumped out.
"Yuan Qingsong, you white-eyed wolf, you want to chop your master, it's unreasonable. Feng Mofu reminded.
"Mofu, I was talking about playing, jumping out just to get your attention. ”
This sentence happened to be heard by Xiao Yu who was passing by, she reached out and threw the knife at Feng Mofu, but was caught by the demon king.
Xiao Yu was so frightened that the seven souls were missing six spirits, and she trembled and knelt at the feet of the demon king.
Yuan Qingsong took a look, "Isn't this my knife?" He quickly touched his waist, and he disappeared at some point.
The Demon King's face became more and more ugly, and he glared at Yuan Qingsong and said, "Since it is your sword, it is you who tricked Xiaoyu into killing Fu'er." ”
"What logic....... Feng Mofu, Yuan Qingsong, and Xiaoyu said in unison.
"Suixi, drag these people who want to kill Fu'er down and chop them down!"
"Run...... Yuan Qingsong and Xiaoyu ran away.
The demon king smiled wickedly when he saw their embarrassed backs, and he said to Feng Mofu on the side: "Fu'er, is my plan very high, I directly scared them away, and I won't bother you again in the future, so from now on it is our time, haha." ”
"My lord, I'm still here!" Sui Xi reminded.
"Get out!"
"You are not allowed to bully Suixi!" Feng Mofu turned around angrily and left.
"I ......" the demon king chased after him, carrying a puppy on his back.
Huo Qi came out of nowhere and said: "Sure enough, our dog demon clan is still cute, and even the king learns from us." ”
"Cat ......"
Xiaoyu was wearing a maid outfit, exposing her cat and cat tail and pretending to be cute in front of Yuan Qingsong.
She shook her sexy xiong, gently twisted her pretty buttocks, and swung her lazy tail, which made Yuan Qingsong's old face red.
"Master, let's play with Xiaoyu. Xiao Yu blinked her big flickering eyes.
"Sing a piece of 'learn to meow' to listen!" Yuan Dagongzi spoke.
"Let's learn how to meow together...... Meow, meow, meow together......"
"Good, good...... , come and touch my little head. ”
Meow ....... ”
"Take a look at it in its original form. ”
"Meow. ”
"It turned out to be a Persian cat. ”
"Meow. ”
"Strange, isn't a cat supposed to be cold!?" "Uh....... ”
"This son still likes the cold big she-wolf, bye-bye. ”
"The host ......"
"The Great Demon King......
"In recent years, it has become popular in the human race to do something powerful and call it the 'Great Demon King'. Lord Demon King, do you want to warn them not to use your name casually, Lord Wang?" Wuxin's expression switched from indignation to flattery, and then to cuteness when he said this, almost vomiting Helian Rulie who was present.
The demon king held the red wine glass and shook it in his hand, humming in his mouth, "The shaking red wine glass, the lips seem to be stained with blood, the night is too beautiful, despite the danger, there are always people who stay up with dark eyes and ......." ”
"King, you have skipped the word, and there is a paragraph missing in the middle. Wuxin reminded.
"I want you to be nosy. Go and arrest those who call themselves the Great Demon King, I'm going to eat them, I haven't eaten human flesh for a long time, and I'm so hungry. The corner of the demon king's mouth hung on it, and Peony quickly wiped it with the hem of his skirt.
Helian Rulie sacrificed a demon slaying spell, he intimidated the demons and monsters present, and whoever dared to move the human race, he would turn them into ashes.
"I'm so scared, don't forget that Nie Wenge is in my hands. The Great Demon King clapped his hands, the side door of the palace opened, and Nie Wenge was thinly dressed, and was hung on the beam of the house by a rag stuffed in his mouth by the big five flowers.
Wenge ....... You beasts are about to let her go. Helian Rulie's face turned red (as has been the case lately).
Nie Wenge whined, as if he had something to say, and the Demon King ordered someone to take out the rag that was stuffed in his mouth.
Nie Wenge shouted out of breath: "やめて......." (Please use a translator, or leave a comment, or add QQ: 9589034, tsk, this wave of advertising is so blunt.) )
Helian Rulie was stunned when he heard this, Miss Nie was stupid because of the Demon King, she couldn't speak, and her mouth full of nonsense would only make three tones.
He roared, swept up, drew his knife and cut the rope. Seeing that Nie Wenge was about to fall to the ground, he reached out to catch it and held it in his arms, rotating 720 degrees in slow motion, plus a blower and background music of "Life Is Like This" (the theme song of "Green Snake").
Nie Wenge was shocked by the romantic scene, and she asked with a shy face, "Brother Helian, how about we play flying chess together tonight?"
Two chapters have finally been written. The spoof is fun to write and lighthearted. But the "middle volume" is about to open, and the demon king is out of the enchantment, what kind of moth will he make。。。。。。?