Chapter 2 Born Stone Girl
Zhang Jianhua is naturally reluctant, this Zhao Ke is the daughter-in-law customized by his parents, and he didn't even touch his hands, so he actually let this little Taoist priest touch the pelvis, where is the pelvis? That's the most secret place for women.
Guo Jian shook his head and shook off the dust, "You people in the world, you are really superficial, many gynecology and obstetricians are men, do you think nonsense?" My god is a superior man, and the sternum, pelvis, pubic bone are all bones for me, and there is no other thought. The red dust and mundane things have long been unable to disturb my heart. ”
Zhang Jianhua nodded when he heard this, when his mother was pregnant with him, she was already an elderly mother, and if she asked someone to find a relationship, the obstetric expert was a man.
"Zhao Ke, you just let him try, I don't mind." Zhang Jianhua said.
"I mind!" Zhao Ke replied, and then glared at the little Taoist, his beautiful eyes burned with rage, "You shameless villain, so frivolous, how can you look like a monk?" ”
"That'...... Why don't you wait for his master to come back? Zhang Jianhua asked.
Guo Jian didn't have a trace of shame, but said calmly: "My master still has to touch it, and my master is old, his skin is rough and thick, the calluses are the same as the bark, the sensitivity is reduced, and the time to touch may be longer." And if you look at my hands, they are more sensitive. ”
After he finished speaking, he stretched out his right hand and handed it to Zhao Ke, his fingers were thin and slender, and his nails were trimmed cleanly, but the two small black moles on the back of his hands were a little weird.
"What are you, it can't be a skin disease, right?" Zhao Ke asked.
"No, in 1993, a Chu tomb was found in Guodian Village, and a Taoist classic of the pre-Qin period was unearthed, called "Taisheng Shui", and my master said that I was the Taiyi Holy Hand." Guo Jian raised his hand and said solemnly.
"What does this have to do with your hands?" Zhao Ke asked, she is a scholar, not a fool.
"You ordinary people, where do you understand this, telling you is also playing the harp to the cow." Guo Jianqiang argued.
In fact, it didn't have anything to do with it in the first place, just because it happened in their village. This is his bragging capital, and people always like to pull the vision from the sky with themselves and confuse the public.
In fact, this is not a small black mole, but a small scar left by something biting through the palm of my hand when I was a child, which looks like a mole, and there are eight on the palm and back, adding up. However, his fingers are indeed very sensitive, even weird, so the master taught him the art of touching, through the touch and stroke of his fingertips, to see the truth of the world.
For example, if you touch the old hen of Luhua, you will know that it can't lay eggs, but this chicken is not an ordinary chicken, and he doesn't know what kind of chicken it is, only that this old hen may be much older than him.
Even if Zhao Ke has a hundred reluctances, he doesn't have a choice now, it's really difficult to ride a tiger, let a dead old man touch it, it's better to let this little Taoist come, at least his hands are better, and if that Qingchengzi has discipline and doesn't love money, he may not cooperate with her to lie.
Guo saw that Zhao Ke was shaken, so he shook off the dust and strode towards the Taoist temple, "You guys think about it yourself, think about it before you come in." ”
As soon as he entered the Taoist temple, he leaned on the window to peek at the situation outside, anyway, now that he has cheated money, it doesn't matter.
Zhang Jianhua lit a cigarette and said to Zhao Ke: "Let's go and have a look, I've run such a long way." ”
"Don't smoke in front of me, don't you have a long memory?" Zhao Ke said angrily.
"You...... Love to go or not! Look at how you explain to your parents when you get home. Zhang Jianhua replied.
He is the only son in the family, three sisters, a younger sister, and Jiangcheng Kuoshao, only women have always stammered him, how can he bear the truth of women, if he hadn't thought about Zhao Ke's beauty very early on, and wanted to get what he wanted, he would have slapped him a long time ago.
Zhao Ke walked into the Taoist temple in a hurry, Guo Jian hurriedly ran to Guanyin, who was sent to meditate, pretending not to hear the footsteps, and muttered in his mouth: "Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, save the suffering and save the ......"
"Isn't Guanyin Buddhist?" Zhao Ke asked.
"Your thinking is too narrow, Buddha is the Tao, understand?"
"Come on!" Zhao Ke said.
"What's coming?" Guo Jian asked.
"Aren't you going to touch your bones?"
Guo Jian smiled secretly, slowly stood up, stretched out and pointed to the door of the room, "Please come in!" ”
"What are you doing in there?" Zhao Ke sneered.
"In front of the statue, it is inconvenient to untie the wide clothes!"
"Do you know that there are gods three feet up?"
Guo saw that he didn't bother to pay attention to her, so he went in first, took the washbasin to the well to get a basin of cold water, put it on the chair, and washed his hands carefully.
Zhao Ke also followed, sat on the chair, and looked at Guo Jian, wanting to see what kind of famous this stinky Taoist priest was going to play.
"Take off your clothes." Guo Jian said while rubbing his hands.
"Say it again!"
"I took off my coat and left only my underwear."
Zhao Ke took off his white sweatshirt angrily, and there was a thin white undershirt inside, close to his body, and his delicate figure was also displayed in front of him.
"Mountain artillery!" Zhao Ke scolded softly.
Guo Jian didn't mind, walked behind her, and was about to lift the soft undershirt, when Zhao Ke suddenly stood up and slapped him in the face.
"You rogue little Taoist, return the money to me."
"Didn't you say you wanted to touch it?" Guo Jian asked in confusion, wiped the nosebleed, obviously hit the face, why did the nosebleed ?
"I'm just trying to see if you're really cultivated, it turns out that you're just a greedy and lustful guy. You took my money, just say no? Why do you want to touch it, don't you just want to take advantage? Zhao Ke said angrily.
Guo Jian glanced out the door, and took out his mobile phone angrily, "How can this Taoist master allow you to slander, the money will be returned to you, hurry up and get out of me!" If you don't touch your bones, why should I take your money? ”
"You just have to do what I say." Zhao Ke said and was stunned in his heart, why did this little Taoist priest who was so cheap just now suddenly be so impassioned that he actually wanted to return the money, is it really a bit of ability?
At this time, Zhang Jianhua's head was slowly exposed at the door, and he pushed the door open suddenly, "Zhao Ke, you actually play such a trick with me, there is no sincerity, and it is not interesting to get married, I will call your father now." ”
"Actually peek, you hit it now." Zhao Ke said angrily.
"Let your dad talk to you." Zhang Jianhua took out his mobile phone angrily and went out to make a call.
Zhao Ke sat on the chair with his butt, Guo Jian hurriedly closed the door, walked behind her, took advantage of her unpreparedness, put his fingers together, and reached into her undershirt from both sides, with cold well water fingers, touching the warm and smooth skin, Zhao Ke's whole body tightened, and he was excited.
"You ......" She was frightened, raised her hand and was about to turn around and slap Guo Jian, but as soon as she stood up, Guo Jian's fingers were slightly forced, pressing the position of the pelvis on his waist, Zhao Ke felt weak all over his body, and sat back on the chair again.
"Hmm...... What are you doing? Zhao Ke felt numb and weak all over his body.
Guo Jian was also a little short of breath, and the girl's body fragrance entered his nose, which made him unconscious, so he hurriedly held his breath and carefully felt the information transmitted to his brain by his fingertips.
At this time, there was a knock on the door outside, "Come out and answer the phone!" ”
"Let go!" Zhao Ke said, obviously angry, but his voice had a strange atmosphere.
Guo saw that his fingers were pressed again, down the sides of the pelvis, Zhao Ke frowned, a warm air flow surged, her face was hot, and the whole person became nervous, this was the first time in her life that she was intimate with a man, and she was very panicked.
"If I don't let go, I'm ...... Yes...... I'll kill you......" Zhao Ke whispered, frightened by his soft "ah".
This cheap Taoist!
Guo Jian let go of his hands, picked up the broken iron basin on the ground, frowned, and sighed: "It's a pity! ”
Zhao Ke touched his red face, stood up and kicked Guo Jian's buttocks, but he blocked it with an iron basin.
"You're in a bad situation." Guo Jian said.
Zhao Ke kicked it again, but he used too much force and kicked off the bottom of the broken basin, and his foot was stuck in it, and he couldn't pull it out for a while, which was very embarrassing.
Guo Jian didn't let go, but continued: "Is your eldest aunt normal? ”
"Your aunt is abnormal!" Zhao Ke said angrily, a stranger actually asked her this question.
"I'm serious, doesn't your aunt rarely come?"
"It's your business!" Zhao Ke was furious and had long lost his mind.
Not to mention Jiangcheng, even if it is the bigwig and son-in-law in the national real estate circle, no one dares to talk to her like this. There was a young man whose father was the richest man before, and he ridiculed her design works on the Internet, and she was so scared that she deleted Weibo.
In the Qing Dynasty celebrity Lu Ruoteng's "Island Essays", it is recorded that there are five women, snails, patterns, drums, horns, and veins. The tattoo is small, that is, the stone girl. Generally speaking, it is the jade lock, which is a very troublesome disease for women. Guo Jian gushed endlessly.
"What...... What do you mean? Zhao Ke asked with a confused expression.
"You should be a top student, don't you understand this sentence?" Guo Jian asked.
Zhao Ke's face turned pale, she had some doubts about her body recently, thinking that it was just her aunt's disorder, she had just taken over the design company recently, and she had worked very hard, but she had never been to check it.
"What is a small trick that is a stone girl?"
"I can't have children, and I can't even have a bed, because I can't get in because of my small skills."
"What's the trick, the trick of the seven?"
"The trick is the hole, and people actually have nine tricks, in addition to the upper seven tricks, there are also the lower two tricks."
Zhao Ke's face changed when he listened, "Hmph, don't I know the routines of you charlatans?" Surprised, isn't it just trying to cheat more money? Just do what I said, and you don't have to worry about the rest. ”
"Don't you want to get married? Then I might as well tell the truth, it is estimated that no one in the world will dare to marry you, even if you are born beautiful, Diao Chan will be reincarnated, no one will dare to marry you, because it can't be used. Guo Jian said frankly.
"Don't ruin my reputation, I just don't want to marry him, I didn't say I don't want to marry anyone in the future." Zhao Ke shouted in a low voice.
The voice is still strong, but the pretty face is not as arrogant and confident as before, a rich daughter, a combination of beauty and talent, Yale University Master of Architecture, at this moment, but was so overwhelmed by this little Taoist priest that he almost believed it.
"Okay! Just as you say. Guo Jian replied simply, more things are better than less things.
Opening the door, Zhang Jianhua held up his mobile phone and asked with a confused expression: "What are you doing inside?" ”
"Touching the bones, aren't you clamoring to touch them?" Guo Jian said.
"And you touched it?"
"Nonsense."
"Didn't you take the money to lie to me, why was it so fast?"
"How long do you want me to touch it?" Guo Jian asked curiously, how can there be such a man, born a cuckold king?
"Tell me, what's the situation?"
Guo Jian stretched out his hand, "Five thousand." ”
"Didn't you take the money?"
"That's the woman's diagnosis fee, you need her information, you have to collect it separately."
"Okay, add me WeChat, I don't have so much cash." Zhang Jianhua was in no mood to fight with the little Taoist, it was only 5,000 yuan, less than the money for a pair of shoes.
"I'm sorry, I don't just add strangers on WeChat." Guo Jian said.
"Then you didn't add her?"
"She has more money than you, so the treatment is different."
"How much do you want?"
"Ten thousand can be added."