Chapter 3 The Fire of Heraclitus and the Phlogiston Theory

Hearing this, I couldn't help but be stunned, and then I realized that this should be the so-called love professional counselor who proposed it to me. I hurriedly modified my tone and pace of speech slightly, my voice softened a little, and my cheek was the same as that of Agni, and said:

"Can you wake up...... It's wonderful...... Do you know how worried I am about you? ”

Then I hugged Agini tightly, as if I was going to melt her with my body heat.

"Kiss one! Kiss one! Kiss one!! ”

Just as I was hugging Agni, there was a sudden burst of cheers on the other end of the headphones, as if there were countless spectators cheering, could this be the voice of the expert advisors? But...... If these voices are all expert advisors, there are too many of them, right? Such a momentum...... On the contrary, it seems that there are countless viewers watching the excitement?

From the very beginning when I woke up in this world, I thought things were all kinds of weird, and now a strange thought has risen in my mind. Although this idea is still a vague and unfounded fantasy, I seem to have caught something in the dark.

Of course, this is just conjecture after all, the voice on the other end of the headset has become louder and louder, and if it is really the voice of a professional consultant, I will have to do what they want.

I took a deep breath, then gently twisted my face, and then kissed Agni lightly on the cheek.

The moment my lips touched my cheek, I felt the beating heart rhythm of Agni.

"Ahh You...... What are you doing! But what left me speechless was that I kissed Agni on the cheek, and there was a strong force in my chest, and then I pushed off the bed, and my ass fell to the ground, and the pain almost did not fall from my tears.

And at this time, the voice of the woman named Hua Xiaolazi, who loves snacks, also came from my headphones:

"Whoa, whoa...... It's exactly the same as Sister Faye Wong, and Sister Faye Wong also hates boys kissing her cheeks the most...... Let's chirp, chirp...... Because Faye Wong was kissed by pigs when she was a child, her face later became clean...... Let's ......."

I reacted, looked at Agni, who was sitting on the bed with a stunned and excited face, and hurriedly apologized:

"Yes, I'm sorry......"

But I was only halfway through my words when a middle-aged woman's voice came from the other end of the headphones:

"Don't be too honest with a woman to apologize, that's the beginning of a woman hating you! I have to apologize to her in the compliment: 'I'm so excited to see you wake up cute, I forgot your cleanliness'! ”

I was stunned for a while, and after a long time, I hurriedly smiled and said to Agni:

"Ah...... I'm so excited to see you wake up cute...... Forget you have a cleanliness fetish...... Sorry......"

Hearing my words, I saw that Agni's face showed a look of confusion, and the color of his cheeks was slightly reddish, and it was clear that Agni was not repulsive to my words.

"That...... What's wrong with me? ”

"Ah, you passed out, and now you're awake. How does it feel? Is it better? I asked, feigning a look of concern.

"I'm fine...... But my body is still human...... No strength...... "Agni tried to raise his arm, but it looked limp and lacked strength.

"It's okay, I still like you to be human, you are the cutest. Now that you have become a human being, I will take good care of you and be by your side, and during this time, I will protect you no matter what dangers and difficulties you encounter. I said in a soft tone.

"You...... Why is it so good for me? Ajuni looked at me with a complicated expression.

"For I am your husband, and you are my wife."

"But...... I don't know you at all. Agini said.

"It's okay, it's enough that I know you." I smiled and said, "Feel better, huh?" Then put on your clothes, it won't be good if you catch a cold. At my suggestion, the experimenter immediately took clothes from the side and came to work closely with me.

"Who are these people?" Agni asked, looking at the experimenters around her.

"Ah, don't worry, these are just the doctors who came to examine your body at my request, they are all familiar with me, and they will not hurt you." I gave Ajuni a reassuring pill, "Put on your clothes, are you hungry?" Come with me to dinner, and I'll let you taste the best food in the world. ”

"Eat? Food? Do you mean to eat like a human? I don't need to eat...... My energy is endless, my fire is inexhaustible, and I don't need to eat. ”

"No, if you went to eat, you wouldn't say that, I promise." I blinked and laughed.

As I said this, the voice of the solemn man from before came from my headphones:

"Talk to her, delay for five minutes, and in five minutes, we will prepare a special car at the gate of the military region to take you to the food city of the neighboring city, and you have to find a way to please her."

I was stunned, but I immediately calmed down, smiled and said to Agni:

"You don't know the food of the human world, I'll introduce you to some......" Immediately, I introduced various exquisite foods to the confused Agni according to the cooperation of the food expert on the other end of the headset.

From braised crab wings to steamed anchovies, from shrimp roe and black cucumber to Cantonese open oven roasted whole duck, it can be said to be all-inclusive, and some folk legends and stories are mixed in when introducing some local specialties.

"There is a dish called 'Husband and Wife Lung Slices', it is said that in the past, there was a guy from a beef shop named Guo Chaohua, who saw some scraps in the butcher shop and discarded them uselessly, so he took them home. The man's family was not wealthy, so he and his wife washed the things, cut them into thin slices, made them with carefully prepared spices, and took them out to sell on the street. Because the things are made carefully, the taste is really good, and the price is cheap, and it slowly became famous. Because the two of them rely on each other when they sell on the street, and the husband sings and the wife follows, people call the cold beef offal they sell 'husband and wife waste pieces'......"

According to the Love Advisory Group, I must try to tell some beautiful stories about the human world, especially some love stories, to arouse Agni's longing and love for the ordinary life of human society and human nature. This will reduce the likelihood that she will destroy the human world in the future.

"Yes, it turns out that there is such a story, husband and wife lung tablets, right? It sounds like a lot of fun, and I want to eat it. As I listened, Agni's eyes lit up with excitement. Agni herself is not an emotionally complex person, so with a little inducement, she can be induced to emotional topics.

"Good situation, keep up, you have to act as a tour guide, a tour guide and a boyfriend, constantly making her interested in human social life and cultural concepts, it seems that after becoming a human Agni is very similar to human beings in all aspects, so inducement is possible. The preference for food is a common trait between humans and animals, and you will test out the tastes that Agini likes during the meal, and then we will arrange a 'dissipation' scene to increase the dependence of Agni. There is a saying that 'women and dogs are very similar', women and pets are dependent on their owners or boyfriends, Agni does not know much about human society, once separated will definitely feel lost and abandoned, when you suddenly appear, it will greatly enhance her favorability and dependence on you. Got it? ”

"If you understand, blink your eyes, and if you don't understand, please blink twice."

I blinked, and the voice on the other end of the headphones became relatively relaxed:

"Very good, now that we are ready, please take Agni out of the military region and start the battle plan, this operation is codenamed - 'Marriage Proposal Operation'!"

Suddenly, I had a mouthful of old blood in my throat.

"Agni, let's go, our car is already picking us up, now I'm going to take you to experience what the food of the human world is." I helped Agini get up from the bed, wearing a red women's shirt and light brown jeans provided by the experimenter, Agini followed me out of the isolation room with a blank face, Faye Wong and the others who were waiting outside had long disappeared without a trace, and what made me even more speechless was that the corridor lights outside the isolation room had actually been replaced with soft light effects, instead of the dazzling lights unique to the military region.

Just as I walked out of the hallway with Agni, a sudden shout came from the other end of my headphones:

"All the officers and men of the armed police obeyed the order, immediately took off their military uniforms, put on civilian clothes, and acted according to the plan!"

I was stunned for a moment, not understanding the meaning of the words on the other end of the headphones, but when I walked out of the military district building with Agni, I saw a scene of surprise - when I first arrived at the military region, hundreds of soldiers were waiting for the solemn military formation, and the murderous solemn military formation had long since ceased to exist, replaced by hundreds of sports young people wearing sweatshirts on the playground happily chasing me, playing basketball, football, and shuttlecock. All of them are full of happy smiles, eyebrows, secret shampoos, sweating, smiling, full of affection, it is completely a shocking scene of a beautiful world.

"I'm going to go...... That's a bit of a contrast, isn't it? ”

I was stunned and completely blown away.

"The environment is contagious, a good environment will give people a good atmosphere in the world, and then people's mood will be good, for the success of your marriage proposal, the environment is a very critical part. Even the weather can affect people's mood, and in order to avoid rainy weather, our military has dropped artificial rain missiles to make the torrential rain that would have fallen in the next three days in advance in the neighboring province in the east. The love counselor on the other end of the headset said.

"I'll ...... Is it worth it? ”

"Pay attention to your words, and don't appear swear words and gaffes, otherwise it will lower your image score in the eyes of women." This time, the warning sound of a middle-aged woman came from the other end of the headset.

I hurriedly shut up.

Seeing me and Agni, the soldiers who were playing basketball on the side greeted me and Agini in a friendly manner.

"Hey, good afternoon!"

"Where are you going?"

"Yo, buddy, is that your wife, so beautiful?"

Although I knew that this must be a pre-arranged line, these soldiers looked very natural, and their expressions were as if we were really old husbands and wives.

"Do they all know you?" Agini stood beside me and asked me curiously.

"That'...... Of course. I forced a smile.

At this time, the voice of the middle-aged woman sounded inside my headphones again:

"The best way to improve a man's image in the minds of women is to knock on the side of others to hint, at this time, even if the woman feels average about you, it will also enhance her good opinion of you because of the influence of others, we will arrange all kinds of passers-by to talk to you, you have to pretend to know them, and greet them cordially, so that Agni thinks that you are very popular, and there are your acquaintances everywhere, understand? If you understand, cough once, and if you don't understand, cough twice. I coughed to show that I understood.

Soon, a blood-red sedan came from outside the military area and stopped in front of me and Agni, and I fixed my eyes on it, and it was actually a Buick Regal, which I had only seen in the newspapers during my hospitalization.

"Get in the car, Young Master Xiao." I couldn't help but be a little surprised when the driver on the Buick Regal politely stepped down, bowed to me and Agni, and motioned for us to get into the car. These should all be arranged by the military, right? I didn't expect to use such a huge amount of resources and contacts to cooperate with my acting, which is really expensive.

"Up...... Car bar. I tried my best to pretend to be a confident young master, took Agni's hand, and motioned for her to get into the car.

"What a beautiful car, it looks red and shiny, like fire. I like it. Agini looked at the blood-red Buick Regal and sighed.

"This is the color of the car that is equipped with Agni's ability characteristics in mind." The voice on the other end of the headset hinted at me.

"This is for you, and I know you'll love it." I immediately followed the voice on the other end of the headset and smiled at Agni.

"Really?" Agni looked at me in amazement.

"Get in the car." I pulled Agini to upload, and Agni was like a little girl who didn't know anything, looking around and looking around at the layout and structure of the car. And the driver started the car, drove out of the military area and headed for the destination.

The driver specially chose a beautiful route, along the way Agni can see the gorgeous architectural facilities in the city and various crystallization works of human civilization, along the way Agni excitedly pointed, asked this and that, and I was with the voice in the headphones to explain to Agni. However, halfway through the journey, the scene of the city, which was still bustling and noisy, suddenly changed to a city destroyed by the Agni, where the ruins were everywhere, and the people who had lost their relatives and friends were crying in pain.

The stark contrast made Agni's emotions, which were still full of anticipation, suddenly become silent.

"Those people wept...... Is it because of me? ”

I knew it was time to preach to Agni, so I said:

"Yes, you destroyed their home, and you killed their relatives, that's why they cried. Originally, this area was as lively and bustling as the previous one, but now it is in ruins. ”

Hearing my words, Agini suddenly frowned, she looked sideways at me and said:

What do you mean...... Are you blaming me? You're blaming me, aren't you? Because of me, so many people died......"

Hearing this, I was shocked and realized that the situation was not good, and that if Agni was made aware of my negative emotions, she would probably feel disgusted with me.

Even if it was true that Agni had wreaked havoc on the city, it was not the time to blame her.

I hurriedly hugged Agni's body, pressed my cheek against hers, slowed my tone, and said:

"I can't blame you, after all, it was the humans who attacked you first, you just defended yourself and protected yourself, there is nothing wrong, the past is over."

"That's pretty much it, I can't be wrong...... It's all because humans attacked me first, and it's all their fault who made them so vulnerable...... Hmph......"

Agni was embraced by me, muttering to herself, not resisting, but I realized that Agni was not in a good mood, for she was more silent than she had been on the way.

Two hours later, we arrived at the food city in Lincheng, and seeing the dazzling array of delicacies in the food city neighborhood and smelling the aromas wafting everywhere, Agni's mood finally stabilized.

When the door opened, she ran out of the car excitedly, inhaling the smell of meat in the air like a puppy.

"It smells so good...... What does it smell like? ”

"It's a barbecue ......"

"That...... What's that, long, curly?! ”

"That's baked gluten!"

"And that, piece by piece, for nothing, and what?"

"That's fried tofu ......"

"What about this? Soft, crumpled and pimpled on the surface......"

"That's ...... Deep-fried tofu? ”

I introduced the food on the food street one by one, and Agini was excitedly circling around the various barbecue stalls, she didn't know how to pay, and when she saw the food on the stalls, she grabbed it with her hands, and to my surprise, when Agni put her hand into the oil pan and grabbed a piece of fried tofu, her hand was actually intact, which surprised me very much.

That's when I realized that Agni was really not an ordinary person. Even though she already has the same appearance as an ordinary woman, there is still something completely different from human characteristics in her body.

"The fire of Heraclitus. Phlogiston said. ”

Just as I was walking between the stalls with Agni, a female voice like a wind chime suddenly sounded behind me.

I turned my head slowly, but I saw an elegant woman with long black hair, wearing a dark gray floral camisole coat, black and white boots, a DSLR camera around her neck, and a thick black notebook in her right hand, standing behind me, she was wearing a pair of black sunglasses, I couldn't see her full face, but from her fair face and bright red lips, this woman was definitely a stunning woman. This kind of elegance reminds me of Miyoko in the unlimited free space.

"Are you ......" I looked at the woman in front of me in a daze, and my face showed a little surprise.

"Hello, I'm Lin Yayue," the woman in the dark gray coat gently lifted her sunglasses, revealing a pair of clear and shining eyes that shocked me, and then quickly closed them again. "I guess my grandfather must have mentioned me, the one who gave you the Blaze and participated in the project with you."

I immediately thought of a lewd uncle controlled by a certain granddaughter, and immediately nodded, it turned out that this woman was the granddaughter of the leopard in the forest. Damn, such an obscene uncle can give birth to such a beautiful granddaughter, and the mutation rate of genetic mutations is already high enough to be comparable to nuclear radiation?

"I'm here to work with my grandfather, Hua Xiaolazi, and Qi Miao to help you attack Agni." As she spoke, Lin Yayue's gaze looked behind me.

"With Qi Miao and them?" I followed Lin Yayue's gaze and looked behind me, but I almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, only to see that Qi Miao didn't know when she actually turned into a stall aunt on the street, wearing a headscarf and an apron, shouting on the street:

"Selling stinky tofu~ Stinky people don't need money~~"

There are also Hua Xiaolan, Hu Shubao and two other women wandering the streets, one with a cloth on his head and transformed into a barbecue king, one in a Sailor Moon student skirt and became a street female boxing champion, the other is dressed as Sadako, with a shawl and floating around, and the other is completely dressed as a rich woman, wearing a mink coat and sunglasses, yawning in the hot summer sun with little interest.

"Damn, where did you come from? It's weird, isn't it? And what's the matter with your outfits...... This transformation is too fast, right? ”

"Hehe, don't worry about this kind of detail, it's called an assist. The military has asked us to hide from you and play the role of passers-by, as an auxiliary and behind-the-scenes assistance. Qi Miao, who was standing aside with the old woman's black mole sticking to her face, winked at me and whispered.

"You're fine with assists, but ...... Where are you dressed as passers-by? I think you're aliens! You're here to steal the show, right? ”

I looked at Hu Shubao in a Sailor Moon costume.