Chapter 76: Can You Count to a Hundred?
After abusing the ghost last night, Zhao Jing went back and lived a shameless nightlife.
Don't think about it, just cuddle and sleep.
Then, in the morning, Zhao Jing stretched his waist, so his waist broke again.
The reason is that the body has made a series of overloaded movements when he has gone mad, although he has the blessing of the golden body, but he will still be affected if he uses it for too long.
The train station is quite far away, and Zhao Feiyan asked Zhuang Yan not to rush back directly, just stay there for one night.
The next morning, when Zhuang Yan came back, she saw Zhao Jing going downstairs with his waist on his back, and Zhao Feiyan supporting him.
What a familiar picture.
From then on, Zhuang Yan no longer doubted Zhao Jing's ability in a certain aspect, because she had confirmed Zhao Jing's problem in a certain aspect.
During breakfast, Zhao Feiyan explained to her the situation of Zhao Jing yesterday, Zhuang Yan reluctantly believed it, but she didn't take out the kind of secret recipe she knew.
If you bend your waist, you will bend your waist!
Such a rotten man has to bend his waist for the rest of his life.
Zhao Jing brought the little monk a loaf of bread and a bag of soy milk.
Zhao Yuan also followed beside her, she was reluctant to eat a piece of bread in her mouth, because she felt that bread could block half of her face, which was very fun.
The child's playfulness Zhao Jing couldn't understand it at all, so he let it go.
"Wuzen, did I solve the situation yesterday?"
Zhao Jing was very worried, he was afraid that he would go crazy again and hurt the people around him.
What he did to Sister Yan yesterday, although Sister Yan didn't say it, he knew that she must have been very hurt in her heart.
On his mother's side, he didn't dare to explain, he hurt her beloved daughter-in-law, Miss Miss, and his mother wouldn't be so easy to get angry.
On Dad's side, Zhao Jing made a phone call to ask about the situation, knowing that his mother was not angry, and that he had a safe journey over there, and he was almost home, so he relieved himself.
The little monk said while eating breakfast: "There is no solution, the poor monk just used the Buddha mantra to temporarily suppress the anger in your heart, but as long as Zhao Shizhu controls himself and no longer gets drunk in the future, there will basically be no extreme situation like yesterday." ”
"Is that as long as I don't drink, the problem is solved?" Zhao Jing touched his chin and said, and then shouted behind him,
"Zhao Yuan, don't run away, be careful that I spank you."
Zhao Yuan, who was chasing the black cat in the yard, did not understand the spirit of his father's speech at all, and continued to run on his calf to play with the cat.
No one could stop me from playing, not even Daddy's spanking.
When the little monk heard this, he looked up at Zhao Jing: "It's not that simple, let it be, Lord Zhao's anger will deepen day by day, until it becomes like yesterday." It's just that there is a process in the middle, the donor will gradually become indifferent and violent within a controllable range, and then when the donor can't control it, it will become what it was yesterday. ”
Zhao Jing understood, this is a bit like boiling a frog in warm water, even if the frog feels comfortable at first, it will be cooked in the end.
If he is drunk or confused, it is like a fierce fire when boiling a frog, and suddenly it is cooked.
It can be said that this time his frog was cooked, and he was able to come back to life and cook it slowly again, and there was a possibility of escaping from the pot, most of which was due to the little monk's reset copy, but it was also a fluke.
Because Zhao Jing could see that the little monk was not so sure of speaking.
He swore by a bent waist,
On the wagon!
And then the evil dragon boss will never lift!
Otherwise, the sky will thunder.
"Boom!"
Zhao Jing raised his finger and pointed at a loud bang in the clouds.
“……”
"Ahh
There was movement behind him.
Zhao Jing turned around and found that Zhao Yuan, who had not listened to his father's words, was lying on the 30°C stairs in front of the door with his hands outstretched, his toes stuck under the first step, and his face sank into the bread, which helped her block the right-angle edge of the steps.
Zhao Jing anxiously picked up her daughter and took away the bread, revealing her little face covered with breadcrumbs and full of grievances.
"Are you alright?"
"It hurts!"
Zhao Yuan covered his nose and sobbed.
Zhao Jing saw Zhao Yuan's aggrieved face, and he didn't cry, he knew that she was fine, and he just wanted to ask for love when he said that it hurt.
Oh, kid!
Zhao Jing looked at the breadcrumbs on the edge of the steps, and suddenly became angry. If you don't have this piece of bread, you might really end up in the hospital.
He finally understood why his mother kept beating him, all for the sake of the playful child.
So Zhao Jing lifted Zhao Yuan and pressed it on his thigh, and began to spank him on the spot.
"You can't run around in the yard in the future!"
"Be obedient in the future!"
"Don't go near dangerous places in the future!"
“……”
A slap and a sentence of fatherly love made Zhao Yuan moved to tears.
Zhao Yuan cried pitifully,
The little monk saw the pity and wanted to stop Zhao Jing's evil deeds, but he didn't succeed.
Zhuang Yan also stepped forward to stop it, but it was unsuccessful.
Until Zhao Feiyan appeared, Zhao Jing stopped and wanted to hand Zhao Yuan to her.
Zhao Feiyan glanced at it, analyzed the situation, and prepared to take over Zhao Yuan's care.
Zhao Yuan saw that his mother really stretched out her hand, her body shook, and she immediately began to kick her legs in the air and struggle, crying,
"Dad, I don't dare, you can beat me!"
The black cat covered its face with its paws, and the desire to survive was not too strong......
Boss Long took his son to the door of Zhao Jing's house and saw this scene in the yard.
Hearing Zhao Yuan's painful cry, Long Yun patted his chest with some palpitations.
Boss Long squatted down and touched his son's head, and said with a smile: "Yun'er, look, don't always envy people who have beautiful cats, children with beautiful cats are going to be spanked." ”
Long Yun frantically pecked the rice with the chicken, expressing his approval.
After educating his daughter, Zhao Jing let in the father and son who were peeping at the door.
Zhao Yuan covered his little buttocks, his face full of grievances, and looked at the little boy in front of him.
"Who are you?"
After a few days of not seeing each other, Zhao Yuan really didn't remember anything.
"Have you forgotten who I am?"
Long Yun felt that his sadness was as big as a watermelon, and the beautiful Zhao Yuan, who had a beautiful cat, actually forgot about him.
"I'm Long Yun! The little one who lives across from you. Long Yun explained expectantly.
"Can you count to a hundred?" Thinking of what his father said about the child opposite, Zhao Yuan also asked expectantly.
Long Yun was suddenly overjoyed, and said proudly with a raised face: "I can count a thousand!" ”
Zhao Jing sneered, little boy, he learned to pretend to be forced at a young age, and reality will tell him how serious the consequences of pretending to be forced are.
"Humph!"
Zhao Yuan picked up the black cat, didn't say a word, turned around and left.
That's a thousand counts!
I don't know what a thousand is!
Zhao Yuan angrily stayed away from this smart kid, lest he infect himself with his cleverness......
Long Yun looked at Zhao Yuan, who walked into the house angrily, and couldn't react......
I...... Did you do something wrong?
Woo, I also want to play with beautiful cats, and I also want to play with the cute Zhao Yuan......