The legendary wife protector?
"Jingle bells." With the bell of the end of class, Shangguan Liangchen, who was sitting in the seat and drowsy, was awakened in an instant, and before the teacher shouted out of class, Shangguan Liangchen shouted: Yay, class! After finishing speaking, he rushed to the door, Lu Yichen raised his head and whispered: Chen, come back.
When Shangguan Liangchen heard this, he had to slowly walk back to his seat. The teacher on the podium coughed lightly and said: Shangguan Liangchen will finish the meal later, and the Academic Affairs Office will find me and leave class!
As soon as everyone heard this, they immediately dispersed, and Lu Yichen put aside the girls around him and walked to Shangguan Liangchen's side and patted him on the shoulder. Shangguan Liangchen wanted to cry without tears (I'll sing you a cool and cool ha) Shangguan Liangchen smiled and saw that Ye Jiujiu was still working hard in his seat, stood up and patted Ye Jiujiu's shoulder and said: Beauty, don't you go to the cafeteria?
Ye Jiujiu deliberately avoided Shangguan Liangchen's intimate actions and said: The canteen is too expensive, I brought my own bread, it's okay, you can go by yourself.
Shangguan Liangchen's arrogant little temper immediately came up and said: I'm afraid of gods and demons, I'm in for a treat!
Ye Jiujiu smiled when he heard it and said: This is what you said! Don't go back!
After saying that, Ye Jiujiu ran out of the class, Shangguan Liangchen smiled and followed, Lu Yichen stood in place and put his hand on his chest and said to himself: Why does she give me a strange feeling. After saying that, he chased after him.
In the cafeteriaγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγ
Ye Jiujiu and Shangguan Liangchen fought all the way to the cafeteria, took the staple food and dessert, and sat down on the meal seat (they helped Comrade Xiao Lu with lunch), Lu Yichen sat opposite Shangguan Liangchen and ate food elegantly, Ye Weiwei was worried that there was no place to sit, and when she saw that there was a vacant seat next to Lu Yichen, she was about to step forward, but she saw Ye Jiujiu.
Ye Weiwei suddenly became angry, took a cup of hot coffee from the front desk and walked to Lu Yichen's side, sat down with a smile, Ye Weiwei picked up the coffee, took a few sips, and suddenly her hand shook, and the coffee splashed out of the cup. This splash was fine, but it splashed on Ye Jiujiu's delicate hand, Ye Jiujiu bit her lip and tried not to make a sound. Ye Weiwei saw the displeasure in Lu Yichen's eyes, hurriedly slammed the cup down, and shouted: I didn't mean it!
But the quilt fell on the table, the coffee-colored coffee gradually spread, and finally almost half a cup of coffee was poured on Ye Jiujiu's legs, for a while Ye Jiujiu's legs were red, the school uniform was wet, and a few drops of coffee were splashed on the little white shoes, Ye Jiujiu couldn't hold on, and couldn't help shouting, Lu Yichen hurriedly came to Ye Jiujiu's side and took off the coat on his body and draped it on Ye Jiujiu's body, Ye Jiujiu thanked him and was ready to stand up, but the pain in his thigh made Ye Jiujiu unable to stand up, Lu Yichen bent down and looked at Ye Jiujiu, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he threw the dessert that Ye Jiujiu hadn't eaten onto Ye Weiwei's body, and for a while, Ye Weiwei's clothes and hair were covered with cream, and Ye Weiwei screamed
Lu Yichen was also surprised: how could he behave so uncourtetally! , but he didn't think much about it, bent down and picked up Ye Jiujiu horizontally, and walked out of the cafeteria. Shangguan Liangchen looked at the waiter on the side and recorded the money to be compensated and the cost of lunchγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγ
I'm sorry that this time it's a little less.
Here's a joke: I went to the library yesterday to borrow Lao She's book "Divorce", looking for "Divorce", and suddenly the librarian yelled: Who wants "Divorce"?
I replied that I want "Divorce"!
When the young man on the side heard this, he said: Can the library still handle a divorce?