Niu Gensheng couldn't fall asleep after reading Jia Pingwa's novel "Extreme Flower", turned on the computer to watch the movie "Singles", he had too many dreams recently, and he was a hero and a master, and he couldn't tell whether he was a bull ghost or a snake god, a former life and a bull demon king? Composed a limerick poem "Light Stick": one-two-three, three-two-one, aunt dances and loves first, grabs the red flag and inserts it into the fart. Don't laugh, don't cry, the fairy cave is a big wood, and the tadpole turtle jumps into the Valley of Forgetfulness. One or two, Shaolin Temple, in the eyes of the lover. Three or four, Wu Linzhi, lonely thoughts. Five or six, Fang Shiyu, married his wife as Jin Yu. Seventy-eight, Chow Yun-fat, Macau Fengyunfa three-eight. Ninety, fart, Shan Bo Qilong marries Liu Shishi!"

Everyone thought that the cow root was pulling the left line, and Long Chunfeng touched the cow root and was very hot, and it burned to thirty-nine. Niu Gensheng said nonsense, "When the wind comes, pigs will fly, but people fall so badly! Today's weather hahaha, today is very cruel, tomorrow will be even more cruel, the day after tomorrow is sunny, but it's a pity that I fall out of love every day, why are there so many singles?" The wife scolded: "What kind of family are you fooling around, others are begging for wives, and it's about your birds? The bride doesn't sleep with you?"

There are many stories of singles, now let's talk about three, Niu Gensheng said: The first story has a young man Qipai, when he was young, he showed talents, picked three and four, and as a result, after the age of thirty-one, the old man was sober, and finally married a widow Yang Mou, who died of her husband, married back for three years before knowing that she had no children, and wanted to divorce and marry again at the age of thirty-four, the result was that the woman avoided him, and people said that some people said that a man had no function, some people said that he was a eunuch, no **! Some said that he was perverted, he was half male and half shemale! Damn, Qi Party was completely desperate for marriage. The second story, he called Mengji stammered when he saw a woman, he was ashamed and blushed, and as a result, he went on a blind date more than ten times, in vain, only blossoming and not bearing fruit, and now he has already passed the best age for marriage? In the third story, his name is Commander Ling, his family is poor, his mother died early, his father has no ability to build a house, he usually has no goal in life, he loses his son and wanders, he is forty-eight years old in an instant, and he has achieved nothing, even if there is a woman who is willing to live a hard life with him today, and he has not finished his meal after this meal, he has already made up his mind that the whole family will not be hungry and precarious, and he still wants to extend the five guarantees in advance and rely on the state to help the grain to spend the day?

It is common to see a single person holding a crutch - a white snakeskin bag, picking up garbage, his face is yellow, his face is bloodless, and his eyes are dull. This is the true portrayal of singles. What's more, they are talking nonsense, are insane, and have become a vulnerable group! Long Chunfeng said to Niu Gensheng not to say anything, which makes people feel sad! It just so happened that the computer was playing "Singles," in which a country woman was doing the most glorious and unremarkable thing in human history with three old bachelors in the village at the same time in order to save money for her son's tuition. There is an old bachelor in the same village who spent 18,000 yuan from the hands of the traffickers to buy back a young woman as his wife, the old bachelor kills chickens to serve the tender wife and daughter-in-law, how do you know that the woman refuses to live or die in the house, the neighbor is a young man who takes a fancy to the handsome young woman, and sleeps all night for her, and asks the father to spend more gift money to snatch the woman back, and the next day the old father goes out and asks the old bachelor to transfer his daughter-in-law to his son as a wife! The old bachelor finally saves money to marry his wife! The wife is hot on the kang and the day is more prosperous! The gold weighing is not transferred? After a few days, the young man and the young woman exchanged eyebrows and became fond of each other! The two eloped back to the young man's house on a motorcycle while the old man was getting a haircut. No matter how the old bachelor beat and scolded, the young woman had an iron heart to live with the young man, for a woman, the old man and the young man fought like two mad cows with red eyes, and the old bachelor was beaten to the head and bleeding? The two quarrels went to the township office, and finally through the agreement of the two parties, the young woman was solicited from the wishes of the young woman, and the young man spent 30,000 yuan on the old bachelor, and the robbery was successful, and the young woman's face showed a long-lost tolerance.

Niu Gensheng watched the "Singles" movie with tears in his eyes, this is too real, the original interpretation. Based on a true story. This is reminiscent of a crippled man in the village, who deceived the spirit woman into giving birth to a daughter for herself, and found it for the woman's relatives to sue in court, which makes people cry and laugh. A neighbor from the village, Mr. B, spent 50,000 yuan to marry a Vietnamese bride, and the bride evaporated from the world three days later. Niujiao Village C picked up a mentally handicapped and mentally disordered twenty-year-old woman on the road, and wanted to forcibly perform the gift of Zhou Gong, but the woman was as strong as an ox and refused to have sex, the woman wanted to eat a chicken every day, three pots of boiling water, C Jun had no choice but to eat disdain, and sighed that he had no wife!

There is too much money and women in the world, and now that the countryside is poor, women are unwilling to marry! Many people dare to take their girlfriends home only when they are cooked with raw rice! Sanmao said it well, money is money! It is nothing more than a word of money! If you have enough money to back you up, you have the conditions to ask for a wife. There is no money, no house, no car, what to please women, and the days of being affectionate and full of water are long gone. Now it is time to talk about reality, talking about wooden doors to wooden doors, bamboo rows to bamboo rows, men should be determined to do great things, should first get married, and then seek great things, if a family does not succeed, how can it become the world? Men should marry women when they are married, men should marry before the age of twenty-five, and women should marry before the age of twenty-three. Don't learn from celebrities to marry late, they have youth capital that can be spent, but countrymen don't. Countrymen marry early, but late marriage is not guaranteed? This is by no means alarmist, the era of more men and fewer women has quietly come, and women are more precious than rare giant pandas?

Singles Song: Yesterday, the matchmaker's wife, she said to introduce a girlfriend to me, but after more than three days of marriage, she found that there was a lot of foot hair, and it turned out to be a man's wife. It turned out to be a man dressed as a woman. Flower world, mandarin duck butterfly, why don't you go to heaven and earth, find a prostitute as a wife? Lyrics: Lingnan ghost talent, the original song "New Mandarin Duck Butterfly Dream" singing: Li Yanan.

Times have changed, people's hearts have changed, and now they are married to three things, and the sperm and blood tests are healthy. Check whether the family has a Van Gogh genius, and the evil god of Huoyun does not need to be discussed. Check the PIN of the bank card and the RV card. The night of candles in the cave room is no longer a one-night surprise? May there be lovers in the world who will eventually become married! Which men are determined in all directions, and the big husband stands up to the sky and the earth, why should he have no wife? It is best to consult Professor Jin Yuelin for marriage! Ask Zhou Xing, you are so good, you don't have a girlfriend? I don't believe it! There was once a true feeling in front of me, and I didn't know how to cherish it? Until one day, the woman pulled another man's three-year-old child and called me uncle, and I couldn't regret it? If God gave me a moonlight treasure box and Xiaoqian married me, even if you became a ghost, I would marry youLong Chunfeng kicked Niu Gensheng off the bed! He scolded loudly: "Monologue is numb to death? No wonder your first lover doesn't marry you!"

"Long live my wife, long live, long live, my wife is the biggest, women are half the sky, and I have to work together to have children? Long Chunfeng shouted: . "Husband, do you want to come out?" Niu Gensheng replied under the bed: "If the man doesn't say anything, he won't say it?" -- A small bird poked out its head and was flying towards that fragrant land, deep in the aquatic grass, a few tadpoles were sprinting, and an abalone with bright red split lips swallowed a tadpole, and since then there has been one less single person in the world? Niu Gensheng picked up the microphone and sang "Double Star Love Song" with Long Chunfeng. The women here are silly and cute, buddy, come quickly! Pickle girls, get married, say goodbye to singleness!