Niu Gensheng himself crossed over to Changsakapo of the Three Kingdoms! He became Zhao Zilong, the martial god of the world! Dozens of generals of the Cao army came over, and I saw that the situation was not good, and stretched out my black and stinky Hong Kong feet! The generals were overwhelmed, Liu Bei's Mrs. Gan embraced Adou, she was bare-chested and exposed, and her career line was plump, and I couldn't turn my eyes off my eyes, and my heart was pounding!, Liu Bei's big-eared boy was not shallow! Is Mount Fuji quite tempting? Mrs. Gan begged: "General Zhao, Uncle Liu Huang has been fighting horses for half his life, and he only has one son! With this bit of blood, I hope General Zhao will take him to the lord's office?"

Zhao Yun saw that Mrs. Gan had an unprecedented pendant, isn't this the jade pendant of the cow, ghost, snake, and god that I have been longing for every day? I want to grab Mrs. Gan's breasts, and Mrs. Gan is ashamed of herself! Suddenly she put down Adou and jumped into the well to commit suicide! I want to pull myself too late, I want to get my jade pendant back?" Adou said, General Zhao is salty? I said: "You Adou, the army is in chaos! Your mother threw herself into the well and died, and you are still in the mood to joke!"

At this time, Xia Houdun's one-eyed dragon led a group of fierce gods and villains to kill, I picked up Adou, Adou let out a loud fart, and the enemy army was defeated! I said, "Adou, do you have any urine?" Adou's three-year-old child said yes, okay, I opened Adou's pants, and sure enough, a pillar of optimus shot directly at General Xia! Cao's army was defeated. I said, this kid's urine is really extraordinary! Adou pee, the prince's miraculous skills are invincible in the world!

Cao Cao said: "This is a god general! I think it will be difficult to escape death this time? Adou said: "General Zhao, I will use the blindfold method to cover the Cao army, you should flee for your life quickly!" My name is Mengxia, everyone in the world looks down on you, and there is only one Lingnan ghost who admires you! Say that your father pretended to fall to death for the loyalty of Bo Zhaojun! Cao Pi is the emperor, and your father also uses crying to impress the feint, the purpose is to let Adou be a rich second generation, and the White Emperor City is lonely, your father Liu Bei is worried about Kong Minggong's high shock, in fact, asking you to worship Prime Minister Kong is nothing more than not to Zhuge Cunfu has two hearts, Zhuge Liang is clever, almost killed Sima Yi, and died for the Shu Kingdom!

Adou, you have been diligent in government and loved the people all your life, and you have reigned for 41 years, and you have lived longer than the three emperors of Sun Quan, Cao Pi, and your father? In the end, you were defeated in the Sima family, and you are not considered to have lost the price? All this providence! Cao Cao has been a hero all his life, and he has seen the hearts of Sima Yi's father and son as tigers and wolves, and he also eats the same trough with three white horses in his dream! Cao Cao defended day and night, and told Cao Pi that this dream had time to tell Cao Shuang that Cao Pi had returned to the west with his life, and Zhuge Liang had gone out to attack Wei in vain, and this was not your Adou's fault! When you are the king of the dead country, you choose to lose your memory and pretend to be confused, and you have no power to fight back, and you can't think about it!

Sun Quan's Jiangdong hero's army was twice as strong as that of Shu, but in the end, the Three Kingdoms returned to the Jin Dynasty, and Sima Yan was actually taught by Sima Yi! But you, Adou, were born in troubled times, but at the critical moment of spilling blood on your forehead, you became the laughing stock of the ages! Ruan Yi of the Jin Dynasty was as greedy for life and afraid of death as you, but he was not Liu Bei's son! It was rumored that the Lingnan ghost had a stern and unreasonable father, who had 300 days a year, and scolded him for not getting rich! He refuted his father and said, "You are not Liu Bei, and I am not Adou!" For this reason, he wrote an article all night long. As a result, as soon as this article came out, the heroes of the Three Kingdoms scolded Adou one by one, and only Su Dongpo wrote a poem and said: "Everyone wants to be smart when they give birth to children, and I look forward to having children like Adou, Cao Zhiluo wrote poems and Beidou, but it is not as good as An Le Gong!" Cao Cao was so angry that he hid in the tomb and did not dare to come out! This is fate, the foolish man is destined to be the emperor and enjoy the glory and wealth of the world! Fate, you are only eight buckets, and you can't even protect your beloved woman! Adou is the most fatal person in the Three Kingdoms, and at the moment of life and death, the martial god Zhao Zilong died all his life, and the auspicious people were born in nature! In his life, his father and the emperor protected the shadow and became the second generation of the prince and rich, and when his father died, his father Zhuge Liang supported the Shu State Mansion! The happiness index of his life was the highest, and Sima Yan also respected him for a generous burial when he died, and the four words he left to future generations The treasure book of life is: He was more than 1,000 years ahead of the founder of India's nonviolent non-cooperation movement! Adou's contribution should go down in history? He said to me with tears in his eyes: "Others laugh at me for being happy and happy, and I laugh at others for wearing pants and holes! The Three Kingdoms are unified by the Jin Dynasty, and the people's lives are no longer poor! You don't understand the meaningless sacrifice, if the great wisdom is foolish to protect the emperor, he will not be ruined by the lives of the people, and let others judge and laugh at the spring breeze!"

Niu Gensheng listened to Adou's poem with tears in his eyes, gave a thumbs up and said, "It's a pity that I am not the Royal Swedish Academy, and you deserve to be selected for the Nobel Peace Prize! You are greater than Mandela! Adou laughed and said: "Who is Mandela? I don't even know him!" Niu Gensheng was furious: "Hit your lungs! He advocates repaying grievances with virtue, are you very familiar with Sima Shi?" Adou said: "He is my natural mentor! He is greater than Marx!"

"Damn, you are really Adou! Marx Bosu Chang, do you know Ben* and Hitler?" Niu Gensheng scolded loudly, and Adou whispered: "They are rushing to listen to my euthanasia lecture!" I was quickly surprised, my mother! Adou, they are all ghosts, I grabbed the road and ran wildly! Martial God Zhao Zi rode the sphinx, the divine beast and Adou were chasing after him, and Adou rode a French remy horse!