Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Netherworld has long had a tablet

Hearing that Yan Wang Ye was angry and wanted to rehabilitate me, it was a warmth in my heart, in fact, think about it, Chinese are like this, as long as someone gives themselves a head, no matter how much unfairness, no matter how much suffering, no matter how much should not feel that the society is too good, here, I only hehehe.

In Liangshe Village, when everyone gathered my corpse, the sword made of copper coins in my chest suddenly turned red, and I felt like I was going to jump.

"Look, what's wrong." The village chief shouted, and Li Moxi rushed forward, "This is Niu Shanyun's relic, everyone get out of the way." The sword swooped up, slammed against the wall, and scattered in one fell swoop, and among the many bronze coins, there was one that was very special because it was golden.

Jiucheng slowly picked it up and looked at it carefully in his eyes, "Look." "Li Moxi picked up a piece of jade silk, which said, put this copper coin in my mouth for embalming, don't touch the corpse first, and you will have a conclusion after seven days.

It's not bragging, you're going to ask if it's true? I say it's true.

This is Lord Zhong's deliberate hint to the yang, he doesn't want me to die so unruly.

Ninety percent see hope, but there seems to be no hope, who can still come back to life?

My corpse didn't move, according to Yubo's words, I put the copper coin in my mouth, and the village chief and Tian Wa also froze, "Ah, this Niu manager doesn't seem to be an ordinary person." ”

The old woman's mouth cracked and smiled, "It seems that Master Niu Shan Yunniu really lives up to his reputation, Wen Ai, this time, we may not be saved." ”

Li Moxi has no good impression of this landlord's mother-in-law, my corpse occupies a room, in order not to prevent accidents, I am afraid that some cats and dogs will destroy my body, and ninety percent of them take turns to guard.

Ninety percent fell asleep in a daze, and dimly heard someone calling his name.

"Ninety, ninety, ninety." The cry was cold, and sweat broke out from ninety percent of his foreheads. Still screaming, louder and louder, louder and louder, and the sound is getting more and more miserable.

Ninety percent couldn't stand such a scream, so they said yes, and something happened again.

When Li Moxi found Jiucheng again, he was already lying in the toilet, his feces were stained, and he didn't know anything at all.

And ninety percent, after that promise, opened a door in front of him, and the golden light was shining, and ninety percent walked in.

When the hind legs just stepped in, the door slammed shut, and a huge rotten face wrapped up, ninety percent felt that he was wrapped in slimy things, no matter how much he struggled, he was strangled tighter and tighter, until he was unconscious.

When Jiucheng's body was pulled back, the old woman's frightened face turned green, this was the second person who had an accident at his house.

Tian Wa hurriedly carried the medicine box on her back, and there was still a little pulse at first, but the pulse was getting lower and lower, "Ah." Tian Wa shouted, "It's over, there's no pulse." ”

Li Moxi was like thunder on a sunny day, and he couldn't stand steadily.

The old woman later said that before I came, I didn't make such a fuss, but when I came, I made a fuss all of a sudden, hey.

Even without touching people's hair, they have already lost so much.

The ghost who caught ninety percent of the ghost who went back was the one who caught me at the beginning, and the two ghosts just went back with ninety percent, and when they signed and drew the charge at the judge, they also showed off their might, and they were hard in the background, this time, just arrived at the door, and I was waiting there.

The two ghosts were smiling, and suddenly a familiar face appeared in front of them.

"Ah, Niu, Niu, Niu, you, why are you here? You, you're not? ”

"Am I already suffering on the fifteenth floor?" Ninety percent saw me here, and quickly hugged me, "Master, you miss me to death." ”

"Why are you so unproductive?"

"Come on, how did this evil ghost escape, hurry up and catch him." The other ghosts who knew these two ghosts heard that they picked up a steel fork and prepared to catch me.

Suddenly, a black cloud flashed over.

"See Lord Chung." Judge here, Lord Zhong rarely comes, like Zhong Kui's identity, this kind of small place will not come.

"Zhong, Zhong-sama." The two ghosts trembled in fright. After a round of inspection, all the judges who had been in the same league with him were gone.

"What, are you still looking for them?" Zhong Kui stroked his beard.

The prison officials pressed the judges who committed the crime, and after the heavy sentences, they were already completely exhausted.

"Spare your life, Lord Zhong, spare your life, don't dare anymore." Plop down on your knees.

"Hmph, spare your life, this is the case in the yang world, and it will be like this again in the underworld, what is the way of heaven, what is the law of the king, the code of ethics is often corrupted, heaven and earth, it will be a catastrophe again, forgive you, it is a great disrespect to the way of heaven, come to people, press down and interrogate well."

Jiucheng was a little dizzy, "I obviously gave you a vigil, why did you come down suddenly?" ”

"We've met an opponent this time." I took Jiucheng to the Yin Si Mansion, and there was a token given by Lord Zhong, and it was unimpeded.

Lord Zhong sent someone to investigate this matter, and it was a thousand-year-old corpse in Liangshe Village.

"Thousand-year-old corpses?" Ninety percent was a little surprised.

"Yes." Lord Zhong, I, General Yuan, Bao Heizi, and Jiucheng sat down on a stone table in the Yin Si Mansion.

Ninety out of one, please say goodbye.

Lord Zhong handed me and Jiucheng a cup of tea, "Shanyun, your matter Lord Yama quickly approved, our three major divisions of the underworld jointly gave you a return to Yang, I have already said hello there in the Yang, they will not touch your body for the time being, but if the Hades does not agree, then we can't help it, if you don't want to be reincarnated, we can temporarily find you a position in the underworld, what do you think?" ”

I'm still happy with that. A busy life is just for two words, the way of heaven, now it is regarded as a positive result, if you have an official and a half-job in the underworld, it is a good mix.

Jiucheng was not happy, "Master, this is the end of the matter in the yang world, you must know that we are all !! ”

Bao Heizi took out a picture scroll from his arms, "By the way, Shanyun, I have found out about your above, you see, it is she who wants your life." "This picture scroll depicts a vivid woman, dignified and polite, with charming eyes, and a feeling of drunkenness at a glance.

"What is this?" I have some doubts.

"Zhong Kui, you bring the opportunity for karma." Bao Kuroko drank tea. Zhong Kui went to the master book and brought something like a modern tablet.

Ninety percent have never seen it, and it's a novelty about it. "Oh, this is the annual Sino-foreign Heavenly God Exchange Conference, a foreign one named Jesus was given to China, and the heavenly court gave one to the underworld."

"Oh, yes, I'll see." On this small screen, a sad past is clearly displayed.

A.D. 813, Liangshe County.

"It turns out that a thousand years ago, Liangshe was a county."

"Don't push it, take your time." I interrupted ninety percent of the doubts.

Henan, Xinxiang,

"Alas, granddaughter, our family is miserable, your father has been gone for a year, and he has been flooded again, let's escape."

A little girl named Wen Ai, yes, she is called Wen Ai. "Grandma, grandma, where are we going to run?"

"Let's go to Chang'an, there are many people and it is lively." A woman packs up the house's valuables, but wears bells and whistles.

"Alas, so far away, my wife has to be tired." The old woman took Wen Ai's hand and cleaned up the last meal.

A wicked smile broke out on the young woman's face.

In the evening, Zhao Dabangzi of the new village quietly came to Wen Ai's house, in Wen Ai's mother's boudoir.

"You **, when your old man was alive, you were so sassy, seducing me, now that your old man is dead, your smell has not diminished at all, and the is more obvious, say, are you **."

The woman bared her breasts and sat in the man's arms, "I'm the **, see if you can satisfy me tonight." ”

After some turmoil, "Hey, dead ghost, we're going to flee, you ruined family, you've lost your family's property, what are you going to do?" ”

"What else can I do, I'll take one step at a time, or I'll go with you."

The woman was a little embarrassed, "Our old woman is still there, this dead old woman, I said she just stayed, otherwise we will waste food, not enough for our mother to eat." ”

The man thought for a moment, "Then don't do one or two." ”

"No, no." The woman apparently didn't think that way, "Then if she stays, what will happen to our two-person world." As he spoke, the man put a hand in the woman's belly pocket.

The woman's cheeks flushed, and the man's other hand reached down from the woman's profane pants, and with a slight force, "Say, do you want the old woman to die?" The woman groaned.

The man saw that it had no effect, and both hands were exerted at the same time, and this time the woman couldn't help it, "Say, do you want the old woman to die." ”

"Everything listens to you, listens to you." It's another love between a man and a woman.

Wen Ai couldn't sleep at night, came out to go to the bathroom, heard movement in his mother's room, so he quietly approached a few steps, and sure enough, heard the man's moaning, pierced the window paper, and under the light of the faint candle, Wen Ai saw his mother and another man in the village doing that kind of thing.

Wen Ai hurried back and told her grandmother about it.

It turned out that the old woman already knew that she was just pretending to be deaf and dumb. "Wen Ai, let me tell you, you are actually not the daughter of our Wen family, you were picked up by your father."

When Wen Ai heard her grandmother say this, she cried.

After grandma coaxed Wen Ai to sleep, the old woman sat on the edge of the bed and sighed, "Wen Ai, it's not for you, grandma left early, grandma can't let you go, I'm afraid I'm leaving, you will suffer with that ghost woman." The old woman snorted and cried.

Suddenly, the old woman faintly felt that something was wrong, a black shadow swept by behind, and a big axe came head-on, directly cutting off half of the head, Wen Ai's face was covered with blood, and the black shadow quickly dragged the body out, Wen Ai was still asleep.

"Are you done?" The woman asked.

"Don't worry, everything is in order." When Wen Ai woke up, everything was packed up, Wen Ai couldn't find her grandmother, and her mother said that her grandmother was not going, so she went to the temple in order not to add to the burden on the family.

Wen Ai will be skeptical, but last night the man laughed lewdly at him.

"Why, you still want to beat my daughter's idea." Zhao Da Stick was not taboo, and slapped it on the woman's buttocks, "I don't think she is inferior to you when she grows up, keep it for me when the time comes, her first time must be me." ”

The woman smiled. "You're such a dog."

In this way, the family fled from Henan to Chang'an, and from Chang'an to today's Liangshe Village, where they live in the current Wenai's family.