Since we're going to help, we're going to make things smarter.

I said to the gangster boss: "Big brother, I really can't fool you, she is indeed my wife, and she is not the best, you will let us go for the sake of the little brother's face, right?" ”

"Released?"

The gangster boss sneered, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "It's okay to let you go, but the brothers can't run for nothing, don't you say?" ”

I saw that this meant that I wanted money, nodded and smiled: "Hehe, what the eldest brother said is reasonable, money is a small problem, didn't I tell you a word, do you remember?" ”

The gangster boss frowned, and said suspiciously: "Don't ink with me, what are you talking about?" ”

I smiled, leaned over to the gangster boss, and whispered in his ear, "I said I'm going to beat you all over the ground!" ”

Without waiting to finish speaking, I took out the black coffin in my pocket and slapped it directly at the mouth of the gangster boss, only to hear a muffled sound, the gangster boss screamed in pain, covered his mouth and squatted on the ground, constantly wailing.

I raised the black coffin again, and glanced at the people around me with cold eyes: "All give Lao Tzu back down, or a coffin will kill your boss." ”

The incident happened suddenly, and as soon as the others reacted, they saw me subduing their boss, and after hearing my words, they looked at my hand, and everyone froze for a moment, and then fell into speechlessness, this is really a fucking coffin.

Especially the first few gangsters, looking at me as if they had seen a ghost, the third gangster said: "Brother, did you come out to pee?" ”

I rolled my eyes, looked at the gangster boss's mouth again, and scolded: "What the I'm doing, get out of the way, or I'll wait to collect your boss's body." ”

The gangster boss screamed, and several teeth fell out in an instant, and the other gangsters saw this and immediately moved the exit of the alley out of the way, and I shouted to the woman: "Wife, come to me." ”

When the woman heard me call her like this, she was so angry that she didn't know what to say, but she obediently came to me.

I looked at her proudly, took the opportunity to take advantage of it, and said, "Wife, hold my hand, go home with your husband, and then clean you up when you go back." ”

Although the woman was angry, she also knew that she couldn't have a seizure at this time, and I was helping her, so she took the initiative to take my hand, and I took the opportunity to touch it.

I couldn't help but exclaim, "It's so soft! It's so slippery! ”

After speaking, he didn't look at the woman's expression, so he wanted to coerce the gangster boss to leave, this guy was greedy for life and afraid of death, so he naturally didn't dare to mess around.

When I walked out of the alley, I said to the woman, "Wife, you go first." ”

The woman rolled her eyes, but still asked, "What about you?" ”

I grinned and said, "Haha, I can't bear my husband, leave the door for me at night, waiting for me to clean you up!" ”

Hearing me say this, the woman shook off my hand and ran away, and soon disappeared into the night, I waited for a while, and thought that the woman should go away, picked up the black coffin in my hand, slapped it at the gangster boss, and then ran away.

The gangster boss screamed again and again, and when he saw that I had escaped, he ordered his men to chase after me.

I was very confident in my speed, and I quickly threw them away, but after running a few hundred meters forward, I saw a familiar figure in front of me, it was the white rich and beautiful woman, at this time the woman actually squatted on the ground and vomited, it seemed that she really drank a lot.

I ran up to her and asked, "Why did you run so far?" ”

Hearing my voice, the woman was startled, and was about to speak to me, but she vomited again, and if I hadn't flashed in time, I am afraid she would have vomited on me.

The woman said weakly: "The strength of the wine has not passed, and after running for a while, my stomach is very uncomfortable, and I can't help but vomit." ”

I was speechless for a while, you fucking you cheated me!

I said, "You vomit slowly, I'll run away first, wait for those people to catch up, if you really rob you, you can vomit slowly after pregnancy!" ”

After speaking, I heard a shout behind me, the woman's face changed, and she hugged me directly, not letting go of her hand or alive, and the woman said, "Either take me away, or finish playing together." ”

I felt the softness of the other party, because I was afraid that I would run away alone, the woman hugged me very tightly, which made me feel comfortable for a while, and I almost screamed comfortably, but even so, I couldn't joke with my own life, so I was speechless: "Sister, you have made me miserable." ”

The woman was embarrassed to get up, but knowing that this was not the time to talk nonsense, she said, "Please, take me away!" ”

I grinned and said, "What you said makes it feel like we're both eloping!" ”

As soon as I said my words, I saw that the woman's face was red, and I didn't waste any more time, I took her hand, and ran forward, because I took her, her speed also increased, but she coughed vigorously, and seemed to want to vomit.

I was about to shake off the gangsters behind me, but the woman stumbled and threw herself directly on me, almost hitting me.

I looked at her, the woman's face was sweating, covering her feet with a painful look, the woman bit her lip and said to me, "Leave me alone, you can run first." ”

I looked at the woman's ankle and found that it was very swollen, and it was no longer possible to continue running, I hesitated, felt the black coffin in my pocket, and walked behind me, ready to start fighting with the gangsters, with the little female ghost to help me, I will not necessarily lose.

Seeing my angry posture, the woman thought of what I was going to do, reached out and hugged my leg, and said, "Don't go, there are too many of them, you will be killed." ”

I rolled my eyes and said depressedly: "You won't say anything nice, how can I say that I also saved you like this." ”

The woman looked at me apologetically, not knowing what she was thinking, her face suddenly turned red, and she whispered, "Hold me......"

Then, he lowered his head shyly, not daring to imagine that he could say such ambiguous words.

My eyes widened, thinking I had misheard, and I asked, "What?" ”

"Hug me!"

The woman repeated the sentence again, this time I heard it clearly, it was like a dream, I didn't expect this woman to let me hold her.

Hug or not?

I didn't even think about it, I squatted down directly, hugged the woman in my arms, and suddenly softened into my arms, and the feeling was simply wonderful.

The woman paused for a moment, her face became even redder, and she was almost dripping, and continued: "I mean, you ran with me, not for you to hold me. ”

As soon as the words fell, I immediately blushed, this fucking embarrassment, hurriedly coughed, held the woman in his arms, and then ran forward, this position is a little ambiguous, but in order to escape, I can't care so much at this time, the woman didn't say anything, I am a big man naturally will not bring it up.

The sound of chasing behind me was approaching, I gritted my teeth, and directly performed qigong, instilling the qi in the dantian into my feet, and suddenly the speed soared, and the woman in my arms exclaimed, I didn't expect me to run so fast.

I grinned and said, "You're heavy!" ”

When the woman heard this, she immediately became angry, opened her mouth and bit my arm, and I cried out in pain: "Fuck, if you bite again, I'll let go." ”

The woman was startled, only to think that I was still holding her at this time, if it really bit me, as soon as I let go, it was her who was unlucky, I took the opportunity to use both hands, directly lifted the woman up, and then put it on the shoulder, and began to carry her to continue to escape.

I patted her buttocks and smiled, "I'm going to speed up." ”

As soon as I finished speaking, my shoulder hit her stomach, and with a retch, the woman threw up, but luckily it fell behind me, otherwise my clothes would have been scrapped.

I said as I ran, "Before I could accelerate, you started to get motion sickness." ”

Finally, under my desperate run, I got rid of those gangsters, so I didn't expect that in the aimless escape, I actually carried the woman to the park, and it is also a place where couples often date.

I thought to myself that I would come anyway, so I would just rest here and go out when the danger had passed, so I stepped on the hill in the park and sat in the gazebo on the top of the mountain.

I just wanted to recite a poem, but I suddenly remembered that there was a big living person on my shoulder!