"Hey, it's better to be ancient!"

Cui Shi sighed that although he had a personal chef like the old monk Jinchi, and specially chartered an ecological farm to provide him with vegetables, melons and fruits, etc., but in the final analysis, what Lin Shusheng's farm provided him with could not be compared with the ingredients in the Journey to the West.

Any kind of game, any vegetable here, all of them are pure natural, pollution-free and pollution-free food, coupled with the abundant spiritual energy nourishment between heaven and earth, so that these things have a delicious taste and endless aftertaste.

"Not bad, how much?"

After eating comfortably at a meal, Cui Shi burped and called the shopkeeper over again, and he should have given a tip or something.

"The guest officer is not in a hurry, let's take a look at this couplet first?"

The shopkeeper came over with a smile on his face, and did not take the money in Cui Shi's hand, but handed over a piece of paper.

What is this?

Cui Shi was stunned for a moment, and looked down at a line written in black and white on white paper:

The snow presses the plum shoots, and I am willing to share the white head with the red face.

"What do you mean?"

Cui Shi was very puzzled and asked, "Yes, right?"

"yes!"

The shopkeeper said with a smile: "The rules of this store, all talented people with quick thinking come here to eat, and the fee will be waived. As for who is the genius of Wensi Agile, then we have to ask for an objective pair of our pairs today. ”

No way!

Couplet, dinner is still discounted?

In the 21st century, there is no such good thing, otherwise Chinese will definitely not be neglected by the students of Guangzhou, and it will definitely be more valued than English.

This black chicken country, attaches great importance to these poetry couplets?

Cui Shi thought about it vigorously, as if there was no record of this in Journey to the West, and it was not emphasized that the green-haired lion was a literate lion.

Cui Shi said that he was not good at this kind of thing at all, but he thought that a few days ago he saw Wu Liguo inscribe a poem for Hongyi Children's Village, if he was here, this meal should be cheap.

We're not short of money, haha.

Cui Shi shook his head and was about to say that I never discount my meals, but he saw Tang Seng look at the sky in the distance and said softly:

"The clouds hug the sunset, and I am happy to see the jade belt wrapped around the purple clothes. ”

Hey?

Cui Shi followed his gaze and saw that the sunset was red in the sky, but there were flying clouds around, just like a narrow clothing belt gently binding the purple glow.

Hmm, although it's not particularly neat, but it should be good to be able to reach this level in a hurry, right?

Cui Shi laughed, gave Tang Seng a thumbs up, and said with a smile: "Yes, Old Tang!"

"Not bad, not bad. ”

The shopkeeper also laughed, "The Holy Monk's quick thinking is admirable. You should have paid two taels of silver for this meal, but now you only need to pay two or five cents. ”

What?

Tang Seng didn't say anything, and Cui Shi was not happy.

Messing around, why is it two dollars cheaper? If you don't even hit the level of nine-fold discount, then what are you trying to do with a couplet and pretend to be a couplet?

I go out to eat, find a random restaurant, go to a Meituan group buy or something, there is also a 20% discount, okay?

Now the old Tang couplet is clearly not bad, since you want to do this tone, give some strength or not, at least wipe the seven coins for us, that's a bit sincere.

It's not that I can't afford it, it's that I can't get used to it.

Cui Shi snorted coldly and sneered: "Pretend to be a coercive and swagger, and laugh at the illiterate pretending to be a writer." ”

"Hahaha!"

Zhu Bajie first patted his fat belly with his hand and laughed, although this is also eleven words right, but it is completely not the same as the horse's mouth, basically only has the attribute of scolding, and there is no literary brilliance. This senior brother ...... It's always been so painful and sharp.

"This!"

The shopkeeper's face changed, and he was obviously a little unhappy, and couldn't help but sneer: "Your customers look down on this initiative of our store, so you can settle the bill at the original price." Speaking of these irrelevant things, you first exposed your level of ignorance and unskilled, right?"

Grass!

Although I'm not a liberal arts student, I have more than 1,300 years of experience, Baidu and Google, can I be a joke by you as a pretending shopkeeper?

Cui Shi originally ate well, but he caused this idleness in vain, thinking that you like to play couplets, and Lao Tzu can't kill you!

At that time, I dipped my finger in some tea, wrote a line on the table, and then didn't give a penny, and walked away.

"Hey, why don't you give money!!"

The shopkeeper hurriedly chased a few steps, but was pushed by Cui Shi and almost fell.

You want culture, brother gives you culture. But if I ask for money now, I won't give it, but I want to feel what this overlord meal tastes like.

"Someone ...... that"

As soon as the shopkeeper shouted out a tone, he suddenly saw that there were already several people around the table of these evil customers, all of them were chanting, and their faces were becoming more and more surprised.

What's the situation?

He leaned over to take a look, and saw that the water on the table was gradually drying up, and he could vaguely make out the words that the man had written.

Lonely and cold, empty and widowed.

What is this?

The shopkeeper was stunned for a moment, and then reacted, he gave them a link, they gave them one, and they reduced two coins of silver, obviously now people are unhappy, and in turn they came out with a linker to pay back.

Hum!

The monk is right, what do you want, after all, we are doing business, not a place to eat for nothing!,

Lonely and cold, empty and widowed, I'll come to the right ...... Come to the right ...... Yes?!

The unconvinced shopkeeper recited it a few times, and then, like everyone at the table, fell into a stupor.

In recent years, the atmosphere of poetry in the country is very warm, the boss of this drunken immortal residence is a deep couplet lover, even with the recruited guys although they may not be able to write eight articles, but they can also chant a few lines of limerick poems, a few crooked poems and so on.

The pair...... It's so hard!

There are a lot of people who know the goods, and after understanding the difficulties in this, they all gasped, and it was difficult to clean up the intestines, let alone the ingenious and elegant further requirements.

Hey, but I'm not good at couplets. But when it comes to couplets, I can challenge your entire Wuji country alone, do you believe it?

Cui Shi let out a sigh, he could grab ten or eight more couplets like this. If it's not enough, look back at Baidu, and it's not difficult to be 180.

This black chicken country is really strange, how can you be so obsessed with poetry or something.

What I saw and heard along the way, the rules of the Drunken Immortal Residence just now were not mavericks, and many shops had similar measures. Some are couplets, some are poems, and some are games like word splitting, all of which are related to words.

Hell yes!

It's not the green-haired lion who steals the throne, it's an old pedant with a belly of four books and five classics, right?

Cui Shi was puzzled, but he went around in this black chicken country, but he didn't dare to go to the king easily to exchange for that "customs clearance document".

It's a bit risky!