"O stupid mortals! As a benevolent and kind deity, this goddess kindly gives you a piece of advice, always, never, never offend a woman. Isn't it depressing to be turned into a cat? Aren't you angry? It's a pity that you can't beat this goddess, hahahaha! Want to turn back into a human? Then go for it! Try to please me, or beat me! - The great goddess of beauty and mercy remains.

In a strange street, Zheng Jian, who had just woken up, found a message from an unscrupulous god in his mind.

"You damn airfield, flat-chested, thousand-year-old virgin that no one wants! ......" After reading the message, Zheng Jian "burst into tears" and looked up to the sky and scolded!

After scolding, Zheng Jiancai stopped unwillingly, thinking about what he should do next?

Although he was turned into a fat cat by that damn flat-chested goddess, he got a lot of benefits from the fate game with the gods.

Language: People can learn any language in an instant and use it to communicate.

Super self-healing (growth): The stronger the strength, the stronger the self-healing ability, with no upper limit.

Traverse: Randomly travel to other worlds, the world that has been traversed, can be traversed repeatedly, and the main world time stands still when traversing.

…….

Ten days later, Zheng Jian, who has adapted to his new identity a little, is begging for food on a bustling street, relying on selling cuteness.

After this period of observation, Zheng Jian has been very sure, and sure, that he has not only become a cat, but also been crossed.

As for the reason?

"Who the fuck can tell me, what the hell is the Great Xia Kingdom?" Zheng Jian (sad inner monologue)

Although this place is very similar to the earth, the names of some countries still make Zheng Jian sure of the fact that he was crossed.

Unlike most of the protagonists in the novel whose parents are dead, who have no house or car, and have a miserable life, Zheng Jian's parents are alive, have a car and a house, and have a nourishing life.

When he was just sure that he had been crossed, Zheng Jian was still sad for a while, but with his strong mental mediation ability and the passage of time, Zheng Jian had already adjusted well.

After all, it's useless to just grieve, and if you want to return to Earth and become a human again, you need to work hard.

The damn flat-chested old witch had made it clear that if she wanted to turn back, she could only please her, or defeat her.

Pleasing that damn bastard, Zheng Jian's self-esteem can't accept it, then there's only one way left, and that's to defeat that damn bastard.

After setting himself this lofty and arduous goal in his heart, Zheng Jian began the first step of the Great War.

As the old saying goes, "no accumulation of steps, no thousands of miles, no accumulation of small streams, no rivers and seas", in order to achieve victory in the great war, Zheng Jian formulated a detailed plan for himself, the most important and arduous of which is the first step.

The first step is to find yourself a beautiful, lovely, and kind hostess.

Yes, this is the most important first step in Zheng Jian's plan.

Although he has the ability to heal himself superly, his combat power and survivability are definitely only in the single digits.

And finding a shovel officer can solve their logistical problems well and allow them to devote themselves to this great war.

As for why a pretty, cute, and kind female shovel officer?

"Nonsense, who wants to live with an ugly pussy!"

It's a pity that after a few days of selection, Zheng Jian still didn't meet a suitable shovel officer.

Although relying on his fleshy body shape and cute appearance, he still attracted many well-wishers who wanted to adopt him, but none of them were favored by Zheng Jian.

Just when Zheng Jian finished lunch, lay on an old wooden chair, and closed his eyes to rest.

A snorting voice reached Zheng Jian's ears, "Husband, this cat is so cute!" Shall we take him home? ”

"Baby, of course there is no problem, I will agree to whatever you say!" A heavy male voice rang out.

"You're so good to me! Boom! ”

"That's the monster!" Zheng Jian, who heard the voice, slowly opened his eyes.

In front of Zheng Jian, a big-breasted girl with a good appearance and heavy makeup on her face was leaning against a sturdy man.

Zheng Jian, who opened his eyes, was instantly attracted by the "behemoth" in front of him, "Big, really big, really TMD!" ”

After looking at the girl, Zheng Jian turned his gaze to the man on the side again, and then froze.

"Sister, aren't you worried, the pillow next to you every day is all soaked?" Zheng Jian looked at the pimples on the man's face and complained silently.

Judging from the chest, the girl in front of her is also middle-to-top, but with this explosive figure, she is definitely a beauty.

"These days, are they all beautiful women and ugly pussies?" As a single dog, no, Zheng Jian, who should be called a single cat now, thought sourly.

"I want to touch it!" The big-breasted girl said as she stretched out her smooth right hand.

"Fuck off! Don't touch me with your sour hands that smell of love! Zheng Jian complained unhappily as he slapped away the right hand of the big-breasted sister with his paws.

"Husband, doesn't it like me! Boom! The big-breasted sister looked at her husband aggrievedly.

"Baby, it's okay! I'll accompany you to buy a better-looking purebred cat! The man grabbed the hand of the big-breasted girl with his own hands and said softly.

"Husband, you are so good to me! Boom! ”

"Baby!"

"Husband!"

"I'll go, are you playing Qiong Yao?" Zheng Jian, who was injured by a critical hit, covered his chest and said angrily, "You bastards who show affection, can you get away, single cats also have human rights!" ”

Looking at the couple in front of him who exuded a sour love atmosphere, Qingqing and me, staging a Qiong Yao drama, Zheng Jian could only get up and leave with a sad and angry face.

"I'm leaving, can't I go? You must be brother and sister, you must be brother and sister, you must be brother and sister! Zheng Jian blessed the couple just now with "beauty", and at the same time quickened his pace, wanting to leave this sad place.

Zheng Jian walked for a long time until he reached a remote corner of the street before he found a chair with no one again.

Zheng Jian, who was standing in front of the chair, did not hesitate, jumped hard, three-quarters of his body jumped onto the chair, and only one fat hind leg and tail were still hanging in the air.

"Damn, I'm an agile creature!" Helplessly, Zheng Jian laughed at himself and climbed onto the chair hard.

After finally jumping into the chair, Zheng Jian yawned, slowly lay down, and continued his leisurely nap.