Chapter 16: The world of ordinary humans is as inscrutable as Alice's Wonderland
Today, there are a lot of guests from the Wen family, sending away the uninvited guests from the Meng family, and before lunch, there are several young girls in dark skirts at the main entrance, this kind of exquisite uniform is not common in Tianjing, and it is a special product of Miss Wen Er's women's college.
Several of them were the second lady's classmates, and the second lady took a few days off in a row, so she took time out of concern to come over to visit. They waited at the main entrance for a few minutes before the second lady reluctantly invited them in. At this time, the Wen family was not suitable for hospitality, whether it was a bad neighbor sending someone to make trouble, or a raven assassinating him, it was very distressing.
But the second lady told me that she didn't want these two things to be known to everyone, and she had to keep them secret for the time being, and besides, she had no reason to refuse the care of her classmates.
I said, you tell them that they are infected with the virus, and those who come close to them have no life, so that they can respect themselves.
The second lady just laughed, and then called the doorman to pick up her classmates in.
And I said in my heart, Thou shalt die.
Several girls quickly entered the door, and the swaying figure walking on the white stone road was full of the reserve of the aristocratic daughter, and I looked at the window on the second floor for a while, and found nothing unusual. Come to think of it, even if you are a thousand-faced person, it is difficult to blend in with young girls without revealing flaws. If he had been so perverted, Raven would have been in the top twenty.
A few girls have been in a mess since they met, smiling like flowers. As soon as the girls opened their mouths, the conversation immediately became different, they said that they had come to visit Wen Yin, but soon they talked about cosmetics and women's magazines.
I think it's weird.
A group of young flower girls, who don't go shopping and fishing for Kaizi on a sunny day, make a special trip to visit friends, this is not a drama suitable for aristocratic daughters. After a few days of contact, the second lady is not as amazing as I imagined, she is just an ordinary aristocratic girl, just more beautiful and smarter than her peers. There are no passive skills to charm humans.
So the current situation is clearly beyond common sense.
"That's just because you don't want to think about people in a normal way. ”
Miss Wen's voice rang out behind me suddenly. How did she suddenly become so ghostly?
"Because you're standing in my room right now!"
The eldest lady was angry again, but the anger quickly subsided, and she sat at her desk, her face very unsightly.
"Aren't you going to take care of Xiao Yin?"
It doesn't matter, they are just ordinary aristocratic students, and I don't perceive the danger. Even if something really happened, there was only a layer of concrete between the upstairs and downstairs, and the fingers would be broken when they were poked.
"Really?" asked the eldest lady absentmindedly, turning her gaze to the screen in front of her.
The screen is black, and you haven't turned it on yet.
"Really?"
And the report in front of you is reversed.
"Really?"
...... Miss, your panties are off.
"Shut up!"
Tsk, I thought you were stupid.
The eldest lady rubbed her temples with some annoyance: "Are you here to comfort me?" Thank you, but you don't have to. ”
Haha, how could I have come to comfort you? Are you so stupid?
“...... Well, count me on my own passion. ”
The eldest lady smiled bitterly and had the charm of a royal sister.
I said to her, "Yesterday I carefully studied the information of the Meng family. ”
At the mention of the Meng family, the eldest lady's expression became very complicated, but she listened to me very seriously.
"I don't think it's a good idea for you to marry into the Meng family. ”
The eldest lady's sigh was full of bitterness: "I told you that the aristocracy also has its own helplessness......"
Then she said that the Wen family is now encountering some situations and urgently needs the support of other families, the so-called situation, the source is a confrontation between the Wen family and the Yang family on the sea a few months ago, the rising star of the sea family was beaten by the Wen family, and the Wen family was too desperate, not only provoked the Yang family to fight back to death, hired killers to assassinate Wen Yin, but also disgusted many families who originally stood by and watched. And in a place like Huaxia, once a family provokes public anger, it is not far from bad luck. In fact, the Wen family has not been very popular in the aristocratic circle, official business, official business, in Huaxia, the official is important, business is light, the strength of the Wen family in the officialdom is actually average, but the business world is mixed, this is already a kind of deformity, the Wen family does not know how to converge, in recent years, it has been expanding and expanding again, the scenery is unlimited, but it has also robbed many people's jobs, which is naturally disgusting, this dispute between the Wen and Yang families is just an introduction, but the problem exposed is very fatal, and now the only one who is willing to reach out to help is the Meng family, so the Wen family has no choice. As a member of the Wen family, she can't be too selfish......
Damn, I'm just saying a word, you nag me endlessly, when I'm a bosom sister?
"I'm sorry, I'm a little out of control...... Wen Yun smiled apologetically, seeing the charm of the royal sister again.
"So, what is Mr. Wang trying to say?"
I said to her: "After careful research, I think that even if you marry, the marriage between the two families will not bring any benefits to the Wen family, but will only make the Wen family fall faster." ”
"Why?"
"Because that's what my gut told me. ”
“...... Excuse me, why do you have such an intuition?"
If you can explain why, it is not intuition but reason.
Believe it?
"It's not that I can't believe it, it's just that I can't make a major decision that affects the future of the Wen family for such reasons. Father, he couldn't have agreed. ”
I really doubt that you have seriously studied history when you were in school, and our ancestors have long used their own blood and tears to tell us that marriage is unreliable. How many princess comfort women did the emperors of the previous dynasties send to the barbarians? How many of them were exchanged for true peace? Giving alms in the flesh wanted to dissolve the anger and peace of the world, do you think you are Princess Xiangxiang?
Miss Wen still has to refute, but I am annoyed. That's it, you can do it yourself.
Not long after she walked out of Miss Wen's room, the second lady led her friends to run up to the third floor, and bumped into me on the way, which was a little surprised. Her friends had the same expressions.
"Xiao Yin, who is this?"
"The new servant, you look pretty cool, don't you? ”
I was going to ignore these little girls, but now I'm paying attention.
"The perfect killer, a peerless master ranked 792 on the killer list, first-class service, integrity-based, if you meet some unhappy people on the road of life, I can take care of it, ensure that the price is fair, and clean and neat, without leaving a tail. ”
The girls were stunned for a moment, then laughed, and said Xiaoyin, your servant is so funny, it can't be that you hired a funny one, right?
The second lady shook her head with a wry smile and told them, "What Mr. Wang said is true. ”
The gaze that fell on me suddenly became extremely curious.
"This ...... Mr. Peerless Master, haha. Halfway through the conversation, the girl couldn't stop laughing, "What are you doing at Wen's house?"
The companion next to her pushed her and said, "What do you care about so much?"
She glanced at her companion: "Am I curious?"
While they were arguing, the second lady asked me, "Is my sister unwell?"
I said, "She has a headache. ”
The second lady sighed and greeted her friend: "I'm sorry, my sister is not feeling well, let's go back to the second floor." ”
After arriving on the second floor, the girls' attention was still on me, and Xiao Yin didn't object, so they kept asking.
Mr. Peerless Master, why did you come to Wenjia?
I can't say that someone is going to kill Second Miss, I'm here to save my life. Just tell them that the scenery here is beautiful, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and I was attracted by the aura of this place.
Bullshit aura, a huge piece of metal floating in the air at a height of 100 meters, like a super lightning rod erected above the city, there is no aura, but there is a little bit of rust, the girls are scorched by my thunder, laughing non-stop, but I don't ask the truth anymore.
Someone else asked: Mr. peerless master, what do you do?
I am proficient in eighteen weapons and seventy-two stunts of Shaolin Temple, and I can do anything.
As a result, a girl smiled and asked me: Will you have a baby?
It won't be to have a baby, but I will let a woman have a baby.
A girl who had not spoken suddenly asked me: Can you ask this peerless master to perform some unique skills for us?
Of course, I borrowed a coin from her, and then cut it in half with my fingernails in front of all of them, and then borrowed a nail clipper from them and cut the nail nail that cut the coin in half. The girls were dumbfounded, not knowing whether to look at my fingers or nail clippers. Some people do not believe in evil, and use their hands to pull the broken nails, and when they pull them, they bend them.
Amazing, I asked, right?
As a result, the girls replied: it must be a knife hidden in the hand, it must be a potion to soften the coin, it must be ...... None of them thought I was a master.
It was still that girl who asked me again: Mr. peerless master, have you ever killed someone?
Killed, killed a lot of bad guys.
When I said this, I couldn't laugh out loud. But the girls laughed and said I was pretending to be too much.
The girl also laughed, and after laughing, she said, if you have money, will Mr. Peerless Master kill anyone?
Several girls stared at me together, and I slowly shook my head, took a deep breath, and spoke.
Those who are better than me will definitely not kill. For example, he wears underwear, his blonde hair transforms, and he wears a green plate armor that can't be beaten no matter how he fights.
The girl asked: What if it's a good person?
By this time, her companion had already seen that she was deliberately targeting me, and pushed her, whispering, "Don't make trouble." She smiled and said, sorry for asking so many boring questions.
I said it doesn't matter, I'll kill the good guys too.
It's work ethic.
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Let's celebrate the signing of the contract...... Although for many gods, a signature is not even an appetizer, but it is undoubtedly a great comfort and affirmation for me, a writer who has been on the street for many years, and at this time I seem to have experienced Fan Jinzhong's mood...... Ha ha!
I'm still a student, and the speed of updates can't be compared to that of professional writers and gods, just do my best.
Finally, I wish you all a happy eleventh...... Happy Halloween Christmas and Chinese New Year!
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