At the end of the day's work, after Uncle Quan came to take over, I returned to the rental house.

At this time, the rental house is obviously lively!

In the huge room, there are a lot of people crowded together at this time!

As soon as I entered, I saw that this group of guys was sitting together, with a stove in the middle, and the flower monk on one side was carefully introducing how to eat the barbecued dog meat hanging on the stove......

"I said uncle, can't you go to the balcony for barbecue? What did this burn down the house? "I glanced at the flower monk and them, and I didn't have a good breath.

"Silly boy, are you stupid, what should you do if the dog you just stole was roasted and was discovered?" Monk Hua muttered at me.

My old face is dark, uncle, you flower monk is the most unproductive, and you will steal other people's pet dogs to eat at every turn.

"That's it, shameless man, are you afraid that we won't give you food?" Gu Yanran in the crowd also spoke.

I touched my nose, and the guys were all aiming their guns at me.

"I said Gu Xiaoniu, you run to me every day to give me a big tonic soup, why don't you bring me a bowl too?" I said.

This Gu Yanran, since she changed her heart for Liangpi, she has been running here almost every day.

And every day, this girl from Bai Fumei can always change her tricks to give Liang Leather all kinds of different tonic soups, several times I have watched Liang Pi drink the soup with an expressionless face, and at the same time was nagged by Gu Yanran, to be honest, I am envious in my heart!

I don't know what kind of shit luck my little brother is, by mistake, he actually got the heart of a beauty.

Gu Yanran directly crossed her waist, snorted a few times, and said, "Miss Ben won't bring it to you, who makes you always angry with me." ”

"Hey, you don't bring it when I'm angry with you, Liangpi is angry with you eight hundred times a day, why don't you take one less day?" I said sourly on purpose.

Gu Yanran's face turned red, and after sneaking a glance at the cold skin beside her, she was so annoyed that she didn't dare to speak......

A few minutes later, I licked my old face and joined Monk Hua's dog-eating team.

In the lacquered night outside, the house is lit by fire, and the barbecue skills of the flower monk have been greatly demonstrated, and under the ultimate enjoyment of a sip of meat and wine, the old man and I hooked up with each other, saying that his time is running out, and he hopes to accept me as an apprentice as soon as possible, and he can pass on his skills to me.

I took a sip of wine, glanced at the dusty old man who was squinting his triangular eyes, snot and tears, and couldn't help but say, "Old man, do you want to change your words?" I've heard this more than a dozen times. ”

"You kid is really shameless!" The old man was angry, his old face turned green, and he said: "I don't take a second look at how many people want to give me as an apprentice, if it weren't for your natural life, I would have dug a pit and buried you." ”

"Old man, don't persuade me, I really don't want to be a Taoist...... If you let me be your apprentice, I might drive all the cownoses down the mountain in the first thing! ”

The old man of dust stared at me and said, "You kid is just too playful, one day, you will know that some things are far from being as simple as you think......"

"Stop, let's not talk about anything else tonight, we'll eat meat and drink wine." I quickly stopped what the old man was about to continue, this old guy didn't know what was going on tonight, he was simply a philosopher.

After a night of eating and drinking, it was Liangpi who sent Gu Yanran back, while a few of us men were lying on the ground and snoring loudly.

When I woke up the next morning, I found that the fat man Xia who I hadn't seen for a few days was actually an extremely rare come.

"What's the matter?" I looked at the fat man Xia who was smiling at me with sleepy eyes and asked.

Xia Fatzi laughed, and then proudly took out a gold seal and a gold silk satin from his body.

"What about the hair?" I asked.

"Hey, you know what this is, don't you?" Fat Xia pointed to the gold seal and gold silk satin in his hand, and there was still a little pride on his face.

I frowned, there were a few small characters engraved on the gold seal on Xia Fatzi's hand, and there were also some words written on the gold silk satin that I knew was valuable at a glance.

But these words are all the traditional Chinese characters of ancient times, but my buddy, my primary school Chinese is taught by a physical education teacher, and the words on it are not even recognizable.

"Don't know, do you?" Xia Fatzi was proud, and continued: "This gold seal is called the general's seal, and this gold silk satin, hehe, is called the general's shape!" ”

"What the hell?" I was stunned for a moment.

Fat Xia continued: "Don't say that Master Ben won't take you to fly, to tell you the truth, the black-faced fat man from before ...... Uh, no, it's Qin Shi Huang, do you remember? A few days ago, he sent someone to look for me, saying that he wanted me to join his Great Qin and become his general! ”

Xia Fatzi's words fell, and I couldn't help but be stunned!

It is said that Qin Shi Huang cherishes talents, but he didn't expect him to even want talents like Xia Fatzi!

"You're going to help Qin Shi Huang?" I frowned.

Xia Fatzi showed a touch of pride on his face, and said: "That's right, thanks to the influence of Qin Shi Huang's vision, this Daoist Master plans to go over to play with him, hehe, boy, are you interested in going with me?" Qin Shi Huang asked me to be a general, or you will be my deputy general, and the two of us will join forces together, this strength will definitely make Qin Shi Huang admire us every minute......"

Looking at the appearance of Xia Fatzi's mouth foaming, to be honest, I really have the urge to knock him to death with a brick!

Uncle, isn't this guy stupid? What are you doing to get involved in Qin Shi Huang's affairs?

You don't go to rob tombs, you don't help elementary school students do their homework to get ranked, you go to Qin Shi Huang to be a general? Don't you know that a companion is like a tiger? It is estimated that Qin Shi Huang found a pit to bury you, and you helped him dig a pit together.

"Boy, are you going? Then Qin Shi Huang said that if I used to be in the past, I would be able to command tens of thousands of terracotta warriors and horses, and then I would go with him to conquer the Six Realms......"

Without waiting for Fat Xia to finish speaking, I stood still and took a screenshot and said, "Don't go!" ”

"Why not? Such a good prospect, think about it, this Qin Shi Huang is not an ordinary person, although I stripped him of his clothes last time, but he didn't blame me, and took the initiative to let me be a general, when the time comes, go to the Six Realms and grab a few women from other worlds as daughters-in-law, how beautiful and happy? ”

I couldn't help but roll my eyes at the fat man Xia, this guy is estimated to have been moved by Qin Shi Huang, and I may not be able to persuade him now.

"I'm not going, I'm going to go by myself, remember to be caught by some ghost world and the underworld to burst chrysanthemums, don't look for me to save you......" I said lazily.

Xia Fatzi saw that I was not going, and he was a little unhappy for a while.

He muttered for a while and said, "If you don't go and pull it down, there will be a lot less for you, and I will go with Deng Wude!" ”

"Lost, you still take him with you? Do you want someone to help you with your back? I said.

"Grandma, how can a bear talk? Deng Wude followed Ben Daoye, eating and drinking spicy food every day, and he couldn't miss it! ”

I glanced at Fat Xia and couldn't help but shake my head!

Well, since that's all said, it's useless for me to talk nonsense.

If you want to go, then go, there are some things that cannot be stopped, and you can only know by letting you experience it yourself.

In the end, Xia Fatzi and I did ideological work for a long time, but no matter what he said, I just refused.

Qin Shi Huang invited him to be that general, and he was happy, but he didn't know that just a few days ago, Qin Shi Huang also sent someone to find me, and he said that he would let me make any conditions......

Xia Fatzi left angrily, saying that Jiangnan F4 was going to go their separate ways from now on, and he was going to take Deng Wude to a new world, hoping that Monk Hua and I would not be blushing at that time.

I can only laugh bitterly at this, this guy doesn't know if he is a ghost, so he was pulled onto the thief ship by Qin Shihuang, and he also brought a stupid Deng Youde by the way.

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Xia Fatzi left, with Deng Youde, these two guys are said to be deeply used as soon as they go to Qin Shi Huang's side, and Qin Shi Huang also deliberately handed over the tens of thousands of ghosts and ghosts that were subdued in Qinglian Mountain in South Korea to their commanders.

Qin Shi Huang's importance made Xia Fatzi so happy that he used his mobile phone to take a small video to show me his bear and tiger division: tens of thousands of ghosts and ghosts gathered on the hill, shouting in unison The scene of Xia Liu's majesty is simply as stupid as he is......

Xia Fatzi took Deng Youde to Qin Shi Huang, and Jiangnan F4, which had just become an army, was left with me and the flower monk who was addicted to stealing dogs every day and eating dog meat.

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Two days later, in the morning, I was working in the crematorium, and I rarely bumped into Sister Liu, who had been on leave for two days.

"Sister Liu hasn't seen her for two days, where did she go?" I smiled and rushed to Sister Liu, who had just come back from the field.

Sister Liu smiled slightly, "I've had a cold in the past two days, so I'm resting at home, what's wrong with Xiaofeng?" ”

"Oh, got a cold? It's okay, then you need to pay more attention to your body. I cared.

Sister Liu nodded, "Well, there's no way that once you get old, your health will be bad...... If it's okay, my sister will go to the dressing room first. ”

"Sister Liu, you're really joking, okay, then you can get busy."

Looking at the back of Sister Liu turning to leave, I said to myself in my heart: "This weather is so hot and humid, Sister Liu actually has a cold?" ”

I shook my head, but just as I was about to go back to the incineration room, my mind suddenly froze, and I suddenly remembered a small episode!

That is, when I was chatting with Sister Liu just now, I found that she had always unbuttoned her clothes, but today she buttoned her collar tightly, as if it was the first time I had seen her so conservative since I met Sister Liu......

"Is it because I have a cold, so I can't even dress conservatively?" I touched my nose and wondered.

[Author's digression]: Thank you for rewarding the brothers, thank you for your support!!

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